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2013-06-20 06:01:12 PM  
Why can't we have Kevin Bacon as Dr. Who?

DAMMIT I WANT KEVIN BACON AS DR. WHO!!
 
2013-06-20 06:06:34 PM  
That would make the Doctor's Bacon Number a negative 1.
 
2013-06-20 06:09:18 PM  
CLASSIC POE
 
2013-06-20 06:15:47 PM  
The Brits take their Doctor very seriously. Doesn't he know he could get himself beaten like a dustbin in Shaftesbury by some hooligans for that?
 
2013-06-20 06:23:29 PM  
SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON:

1.) I had eggs for breakfast.
2.) The eggs were served with toast, hash browns, and BACON.

Two degrees. Can anyone top that?
 
2013-06-20 07:06:06 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The Brits take their Doctor very seriously. Doesn't he know he could get himself beaten like a dustbin in Shaftesbury by some hooligans for that?


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2013-06-20 07:51:40 PM  
Why do humans look like Kevin Bacon?
 
2013-06-20 08:54:09 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON:

1.) I had eggs for breakfast.
2.) The eggs were served with toast, hash browns, and BACON.

Two degrees. Can anyone top that?


I had bacon for dinner tonight. Boom. Done in one degree.
 
2013-06-20 09:04:32 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON:

1.) I had eggs for breakfast.
2.) The eggs were served with toast, hash browns, and BACON.

Two degrees. Can anyone top that?


Well, my joke was going to be, "Kevin is within six degrees of the old and new Doctor Who" but I guess you kind of ruined it with your food talk.

You sound fat.

/runs away
 
2013-06-20 09:56:31 PM  
img.fark.net

Too many "Matt Smith"s to bother checking them all.
 
2013-06-20 09:57:20 PM  
It appears that Keven is just 2 away from most doctors. Two of them have a separation of 3


Matt Smith (XI)
was in
My Golden Year (????)
with
Jennifer Morrison (II)
was in
Stir of Echoes (1999)
with
Kevin Bacon


David Tennant (I)
was in
St Trinian's 2: The Legend of Fritton's Gold (2009)
with
Colin Firth
was in
Where the Truth Lies (2005)
with
Kevin Bacon

Christopher Eccleston
was in
eXistenZ (1999)
with
Don McKellar
was in
Where the Truth Lies (2005)
with
Kevin Bacon

Paul McGann (I)
was in
Alien³ (1992)
with
Tom Woodruff Jr.
was in
Hollow Man (2000)
with
Kevin Bacon

Sylvester McCoy
was in
Punk Strut: The Movie (2010)
with
Jim Carter (I)
was in
Balto (1995)
with
Kevin Bacon

Colin Baker (I)
was in
The Asylum (2000)
with
Robin Askwith
was in
U-571 (2000)
with
Bill Paxton
was in
Apollo 13 (1995)
with
Kevin Bacon

Peter Davison (I)
was in
Parting Shots (1998)
with
John Cleese
was in
The Big Picture (1989)
with
Kevin Bacon


Tom Baker (I)
was in
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
with
Bruce Payne (I)
was in
Pyrates (1991)
with
Kevin Bacon

Patrick Troughton
was in
The Omen (1976)
with
Freda Dowie
was in
Frágiles (2005)
with
Calista Flockhart
was in
Telling Lies in America (1997)
with
Kevin Bacon

Jon Pertwee
was in
Carry on Columbus (1992)
with
Reed Martin
was in
Balto (1995)
with
Kevin Bacon

William Hartnell
was in
Josephine and Men (1955)
with
Donald Sinden
was in
Balto (1995)
with
Kevin Bacon
 
2013-06-20 10:02:07 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Matt Smith (XI)
was in
My Golden Year (????)
with
Jennifer Morrison (II)
was in
Stir of Echoes (1999)
with
Kevin Bacon


I don't think that's the same Matt Smith. I don't see "My Golden Year" on his IMDB page.

Matt Smith
Womb (2010)
Eva Green
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2013)
Dimitrius Pulido
She's Having a Baby (1988)
Kevin Bacon

It's a 3.
 
2013-06-20 10:46:55 PM  
Kevin Bacon, Troll Lord.
 
2013-06-20 11:05:10 PM  
First time I've seen the Oracle of Bacon include a movie that was never made.
 
2013-06-20 11:13:07 PM  
Why the hell not, the current one looks like he has downs.
 
2013-06-20 11:24:34 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: It appears that Keven is just 2 away from most doctors. Two of them have a separation of 3


Matt Smith (XI)
was in
My Golden Year (????)
with
Jennifer Morrison (II)
was in
Stir of Echoes (1999)
with
Kevin Bacon


David Tennant (I)
was in
St Trinian's 2: The Legend of Fritton's Gold (2009)
with
Colin Firth
was in
Where the Truth Lies (2005)
with
Kevin Bacon

Christopher Eccleston
was in
eXistenZ (1999)
with
Don McKellar
was in
Where the Truth Lies (2005)
with
Kevin Bacon

Paul McGann (I)
was in
Alien³ (1992)
with
Tom Woodruff Jr.
was in
Hollow Man (2000)
with
Kevin Bacon

Sylvester McCoy
was in
Punk Strut: The Movie (2010)
with
Jim Carter (I)
was in
Balto (1995)
with
Kevin Bacon

Colin Baker (I)
was in
The Asylum (2000)
with
Robin Askwith
was in
U-571 (2000)
with
Bill Paxton
was in
Apollo 13 (1995)
with
Kevin Bacon

Peter Davison (I)
was in
Parting Shots (1998)
with
John Cleese
was in
The Big Picture (1989)
with
Kevin Bacon


Tom Baker (I)
was in
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
with
Bruce Payne (I)
was in
Pyrates (1991)
with
Kevin Bacon

Patrick Troughton
was in
The Omen (1976)
with
Freda Dowie
was in
Frágiles (2005)
with
Calista Flockhart
was in
Telling Lies in America (1997)
with
Kevin Bacon

Jon Pertwee
was in
Carry on Columbus (1992)
with
Reed Martin
was in
Balto (1995)
with
Kevin Bacon

William Hartnell
was in
Josephine and Men (1955)
with
Donald Sinden
was in
Balto (1995)
with
Kevin Bacon


What the fark is with Balto? Ha.
 
2013-06-20 11:25:15 PM  
shiat... I did not mean to accidentally the whole thing.
 
2013-06-20 11:25:54 PM  
My Bacon Number is 4.

Tom Hanks and Kevin Bacon appeared in Apollo 13.
Barack Obama and Tom Hanks appeared in The Road We've Traveled.
I know a couple of Obama appointees

Also, too
Matt Dillon and Kevin Bacon appeared in Loverboy.
George Bush and Matt Dillon appeared in ...So Goes the Nation.
I worked for a Bush Jr. appointee.
He (the appointee) bought me coffee a couple of times, he made a point of knowing every one of his 300 employees
 
2013-06-20 11:31:52 PM  

fusillade762: I don't think that's the same Matt Smith. I don't see "My Golden Year" on his IMDB page.


It's correct. It's listed in "Projects under development"
 
2013-06-20 11:32:54 PM  
iamokwiththis.jpg
 
2013-06-20 11:33:09 PM  

jaytkay: My Bacon Number is 4.


Adolf Hitler's Bacon Number is 3. You are worse than Hitler.
 
2013-06-20 11:35:54 PM  
I suspect Stevn Moffat pays actors to do shiat like this.

/or at least buys them a really nice dinner.
 
2013-06-20 11:36:44 PM  
My Bacon number is one

Kevin Bacon and Tommy Lasorda were in Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco
I am related to Lasorda
 
2013-06-20 11:39:45 PM  

Piizzadude: My Bacon number is one

Kevin Bacon and Tommy Lasorda were in Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco
I am related to Lasorda


That's a 2, I think.
 
2013-06-20 11:40:00 PM  
OK, now that's just funny.
 
2013-06-20 11:41:29 PM  

RealAmericanHero: jaytkay: My Bacon Number is 4.

Adolf Hitler's Bacon Number is 3. You are worse than Hitler.


My ex agrees.

/ And she's a Jew.
 
2013-06-20 11:47:52 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON:

1.) I had eggs for breakfast.
2.) The eggs were served with toast, hash browns, and BACON.

Two degrees. Can anyone top that?


No, they really were fantastic eggs.  Did you tell your wife he stopped by?  Don't worry, she'll know soon enough.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 11:51:31 PM  
Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how you troll.
 
2013-06-20 11:51:57 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON:

1.) I had eggs for breakfast.
2.) The eggs were served with toast, hash browns, and BACON.

Two degrees. Can anyone top that?


img.fark.net
Not since the Bacon shortage.
 
2013-06-20 11:58:14 PM  
So, Alan Rickman, anyone?
 
2013-06-20 11:58:31 PM  

jaytkay: Piizzadude: My Bacon number is one

Kevin Bacon and Tommy Lasorda were in Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco
I am related to Lasorda

That's a 2, I think.


no a 1, there is one person between me and Bacon

/unless I go to the fridge then I only have to fight the dogs
//damn pitbulls
 
2013-06-21 12:02:41 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON:

1.) I had eggs for breakfast.
2.) The eggs were served with toast, hash browns, and BACON.

Two degrees. Can anyone top that?


It's more than two degrees, but I still think this tops it:
John Wilkes Booth appeared in an 1863 production of MacBeth with Louisa Lane Drew.

Louisa Lane Drew appeared in an 1896 production of The Rivals with her grandson, Lionel Barrymore.

Lionel Barrymore was in It's A Wonderful Life with Jimmy Stuart in 1948.

Jimmy Stuart was in 1977′s Airport '77 with Jack Lemmon.

Jack Lemmon was in JFK in 1991 with Kevin Bacon.
 
2013-06-21 12:03:16 AM  

Piizzadude: no a 1, there is one person between me and Bacon


Kevin Bacon's bacon number is zero.

Your friend's bacon number is 1.

Your bacon number is 2.
 
2013-06-21 12:08:34 AM  

malaktaus: Sin_City_Superhero: SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON:

1.) I had eggs for breakfast.
2.) The eggs were served with toast, hash browns, and BACON.

Two degrees. Can anyone top that?

It's more than two degrees, but I still think this tops it:
John Wilkes Booth appeared in an 1863 production of MacBeth with Louisa Lane Drew.

Louisa Lane Drew appeared in an 1896 production of The Rivals with her grandson, Lionel Barrymore.

Lionel Barrymore was in It's A Wonderful Life with Jimmy Stuart in 1948.

Jimmy Stuart was in 1977′s Airport '77 with Jack Lemmon.

Jack Lemmon was in JFK in 1991 with Kevin Bacon.


Oh, my.

Jack Lemmon bacon number 1, Jimmy Stuart 2, Lionel Barrymore 3, Julia Louis Dreyfus 4 and John Wilkes Booth 5
 
2013-06-21 12:09:28 AM  
Kevin Bacon used the urinal next to me once. Does that mean I have a Bacon number of one?
 
2013-06-21 12:13:03 AM  

Mattevil: Kevin Bacon used the urinal next to me once. Does that mean I have a Bacon number of one?


One.

You totally get a one.
 
2013-06-21 12:21:45 AM  
MIne is 3.
 
2013-06-21 12:26:08 AM  
le epic le trole face XD
 
2013-06-21 12:47:52 AM  

jaytkay: Mattevil: Kevin Bacon used the urinal next to me once. Does that mean I have a Bacon number of one?

One.

You totally get a one.


If it would have been in a stall next to him then it would have been a number two.
 
2013-06-21 12:53:16 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: The Brits take their Doctor very seriously. Doesn't he know he could get himself beaten like a dustbin in Shaftesbury by some hooligans for that?


Just pray they don't turn into scalawags.

/No one knows what it's like, to be a dust bin, in Shaftesbury.
 
2013-06-21 01:02:05 AM  

My bacon number is two


I was in the west wing with Martin sheen (Episode: Commencement)


Martin sheen was with Kevin bacon in JFK

 
2013-06-21 01:04:37 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 430x296]

Too many "Matt Smith"s to bother checking them all.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 01:09:42 AM  
I know Bacon was kidding, but I would hate an American Doctor. Seriously, just hate it. And I'm American, so I could only wonder how the Brits would feel. It would sort of be like hiring a Brit to play an all-American superhero with a long history of being ultra-American even though he's an alien.
 
2013-06-21 01:13:45 AM  

DeaH: I know Bacon was kidding, but I would hate an American Doctor. Seriously, just hate it. And I'm American, so I could only wonder how the Brits would feel. It would sort of be like hiring a Brit to play an all-American superhero with a long history of being ultra-American even though he's an alien.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-06-21 01:23:00 AM  
Why not? Eric Roberts was The Master.
 
2013-06-21 01:38:04 AM  

Piizzadude: My Bacon number is one

Kevin Bacon and Tommy Lasorda were in Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco
I am related to Lasorda


No, No, No...
You need to be on screen with the person to get a bacon number from them.
So...
I appeared on 'A Counrty Practice' with Josephine Mitchell 
Josephine Mitchell and Jack Thompson appeared in 'Girl'
Jack Thompson and Sharon Stone appeared in 'Last Dance'Sharon Stone and Kevin Bacon appeared in 'He Said, She Said.'

I get a Bacon number of 4
Doesn't become a 1 if I go on a blind date with Kevin Bacon (unless he suggest we film it).
Each connection is a cinematographic one, not a social one.
 
2013-06-21 01:44:32 AM  
Ohh
I just improved my bacon number...

I appeared on 'A Counrty Practice' with Josephine Mitchell 
Josephine Mitchell and  Jay Laga'aia appeared on 'Home and Away' together

Jay Laga'aia and Anthony LaPaglia appeared in 'Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole'

Anthony LaPaglia and Kevin Bacon appeared in 'He Said, She Said'


/makes me a 4
//the 4 I claimed earlier should have been a 5
 
2013-06-21 01:46:21 AM  

tinyarena: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 430x296]

Too many "Matt Smith"s to bother checking them all.

[img.fark.net image 450x270]


Who is Malcovich?
 
2013-06-21 02:04:54 AM  
I'd rather have Mrs. Bacon as the new Doctor.  She could just talk the Daleks into leaving.

becksmithhollywood.com
 
2013-06-21 03:20:39 AM  

ADHD Librarian: No, No, No...
You need to be on screen with the person to get a bacon number from them.


That doesn't help me any. I've been in a couple of local tv commercials but I'm really sure no one else in those commercials have worked with anyone in the "Bacon Cloud" so my Bacon number remains infinity. :(  My sister might have a Bacon number around four but I've never checked.
 
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