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2013-06-20 05:17:34 PM  
Awesome.

"I got your back, buddy."
 
2013-06-20 05:20:55 PM  
"I'm the only one allowed to chew on that little ass!"
 
2013-06-20 05:37:52 PM  
God damn coyotes.  The only good thing about them is it's always open season.
 
2013-06-20 05:46:39 PM  
What a good boy!
Those doggies need steaks for dinner.
 
2013-06-20 06:04:20 PM  
This makes sense if the chihuahua was part of the rotty's "pack".
 
2013-06-20 06:07:43 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: This makes sense if the chihuahua was part of the rotty's "pack".


The chihuahua was probably the pack leader.
 
2013-06-20 06:24:29 PM  
Back when I had lots of dogs and lived rurally... the little dogs all had a big dog as "pee buddy". It worked.
 
2013-06-20 07:07:36 PM  
Wish the video was longer... and had Yakkety Sax.
 
2013-06-20 07:08:43 PM  
No video should have yakkety sax.

Ever.

Not even the yakkety sax video.
 
2013-06-20 07:09:14 PM  
Great jog dog.
 
2013-06-20 07:09:58 PM  
Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.
 
2013-06-20 07:11:04 PM  
Hopefully the Rotty killed the damn coyote.
 
2013-06-20 07:13:03 PM  

Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.


The chihuahua yeah, but Rotts are great dogs.
 
2013-06-20 07:15:02 PM  
Rottweiler's are the most amazing dogs. I had an older male, next door there was a miniature dachshund who would crawl through a hole in the fence to get in the back yard and play with my dog. One day I came home and my dog was on my next door neighbors porch. 2 boxers had gotten into the neighbors yard and were attacking the dachshund, when my Rott ripped through the wooden fence and chased the boxers off.
 
2013-06-20 07:16:11 PM  

Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 07:18:38 PM  
I just got a new Rottie/St Bernard mix so I'm getting a kick

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2013-06-20 07:18:43 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.

The chihuahua yeah, but Rotts are great dogs.


Chihuahuas are cool if they're not the over bred super miniature (breed standard) ones. All the ones I've seen that are 12lbs+ seem to be far better dogs than the neurotic little piss pots that the AKC demands.
 
2013-06-20 07:18:52 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.

[img.fark.net image 500x304]


I concur.
 
2013-06-20 07:19:18 PM  
The pixelated black blob saved the pixelated tan smidge from the pixelated brown smudge! Gripping theater at 120p...
 
2013-06-20 07:19:21 PM  

happydude45: 2 boxers had gotten into the neighbors yard


The ref should have disqualified them for leaving the ring.
 
2013-06-20 07:19:49 PM  

Mija: Yeah I said it.


You probably say a lot of dumb things.
 
2013-06-20 07:20:11 PM  

Tryfan: No video should have yakkety sax.

Ever.

Not even the yakkety sax video.


You're more of a Careless Whisper guy, I take it?
 
2013-06-20 07:22:02 PM  

JesseL: Chihuahuas are cool if they're not the over bred super miniature (breed standard) ones. All the ones I've seen that are 12lbs+ seem to be far better dogs than the neurotic little piss pots that the AKC demands.


That's because the self-important shiatstains that own them let them get away with anything. Big dogs are a lot less likely to get away with jumping on people/barking/being asses than little dogs because apparently it's "cute" when little dogs do it (plus a lot less dangerous).

99% of the time if you don't like the dog it's not the dog's fault, it's the dickhead that owns it.

And with "designer" dogs you pretty much have to be a complete asshole to even want one.
 
2013-06-20 07:27:47 PM  

skozlaw: 99% of the time if you don't like the dog it's not the dog's fault, it's the dickhead that owns it.


Truer words...
 
2013-06-20 07:27:58 PM  
F coyotes.  F 'em with fire.
 
2013-06-20 07:28:22 PM  

Snapper Carr: I just got a new Rottie/St Bernard mix so I'm getting a kick
new Rottie/St Bernard mix so I'm getting a kick
Rottie/St Bernard mix
Rottienard.........


pics.imcdb.org

WTF MAN!!! Were the all out of farkING BEARS to adopt at the pound?
 
2013-06-20 07:29:02 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Because People in power are Stupid: This makes sense if the chihuahua was part of the rotty's "pack".

The chihuahua was probably the pack leader.


No kidding.

My pit rolls thinks the yorkie next door is his boss.
 
2013-06-20 07:30:08 PM  

LoneVVolf: The pixelated black blob saved the pixelated tan smidge from the pixelated brown smudge! Gripping theater at 120p...


This. It was kinda cruddy video. But I still watched it.
 
2013-06-20 07:31:10 PM  
Someone give that dog a steak!
 
2013-06-20 07:32:47 PM  

darwinpolice: Tryfan: No video should have yakkety sax.

Ever.

Not even the yakkety sax video.

You're more of a Careless Whisper guy, I take it?


I dunno. I'm thinking that if there was ever a more appropriate time for this song, I can't imagine
what it would be:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

/ Never gonna give you up...
 
2013-06-20 07:33:47 PM  
On another note this video is further proof of a long held philosophical tenant among my people.  If you are not big and tough, its best to be good friends with somebody big and tough.  Also add me to the "fark Coyotes" crowd.
 
2013-06-20 07:35:13 PM  
that coyote looks like it got in a few good chomps before the rescue. and it looks like its limping away, it hope it was ok
 
2013-06-20 07:35:47 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.

The chihuahua yeah, but Rotts are great dogs.


 Let me tell you a little bit about chihuahuas, size has nothing to do with it. Chihuahuas are generally sweet, loving, affectionate dogs. But like any dog, they can be dangerous.

You may think that your in no danger from that chihuahua in front of you. I mean, look at her, so tiny, so cute. You may think she's harmlessly yapping away, that she's so small that she barely even sees you. But no, not chihuahua. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side.

From the other two chihuahuas you didn't even know were there. Because chihuahuas are pack hunters. They use coordinated attack patterns and they out in force today. Hiding beneath the blankets and behind the sofa, waiting for you to lower your guard.

And she slashes at you with this: tiny, razor sharp teeth, honed on Milk Bone Miniatures and kibble. She doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no, no. She takes your ankles, across your achilles tendon, bringing you down to their level. And once you're there, you stay there. If you're lucky, they'll lose interest and just lick you.

...If your lucky.

So, you know, try to show a little respect.
 
2013-06-20 07:37:27 PM  

Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.


That's cause you eat dogs right? ;)
 
2013-06-20 07:38:45 PM  

orclover: Snapper Carr: I just got a new Rottie/St Bernard mix so I'm getting a kick
new Rottie/St Bernard mix so I'm getting a kick
Rottie/St Bernard mix
Rottienard.........

[pics.imcdb.org image 688x384]

WTF MAN!!! Were the all out of farkING BEARS to adopt at the pound?


Are you a journalist?

/So far she seems to be demonstrating the best of both breeds - the chill (for a 3 month old in a new house) temperament typical of a St. Bernard and the occasionally surprising intelligence of the Rottweiler.
 
2013-06-20 07:39:45 PM  

waffle299: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.

The chihuahua yeah, but Rotts are great dogs.

 Let me tell you a little bit about chihuahuas, size has nothing to do with it. Chihuahuas are generally sweet, loving, affectionate dogs. But like any dog, they can be dangerous.

You may think that your in no danger from that chihuahua in front of you. I mean, look at her, so tiny, so cute. You may think she's harmlessly yapping away, that she's so small that she barely even sees you. But no, not chihuahua. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side.

From the other two chihuahuas you didn't even know were there. Because chihuahuas are pack hunters. They use coordinated attack patterns and they out in force today. Hiding beneath the blankets and behind the sofa, waiting for you to lower your guard.

And she slashes at you with this: tiny, razor sharp teeth, honed on Milk Bone Miniatures and kibble. She doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no, no. She takes your ankles, across your achilles tendon, bringing you down to their level. And once you're there, you stay there. If you're lucky, they'll lose interest and just lick you.

...If your lucky.

So, you know, try to show a little respect.


Well done, good sir!

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 07:39:49 PM  
Hey Spike! Let's go beat up some coyotes, huh Spike? Ya wanna, Spike, huh, huh?

static.tvtropes.org
 
2013-06-20 07:39:50 PM  

orclover: philosophical tenant


As long as he pays the rent, his hobbies shouldn't matter.
 
2013-06-20 07:40:38 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: God damn coyotes.  The only good thing about them is it's always open season.


Well, they're smarter than most humans and have adapted incredibly well to cities, which does make them cool. Still not a "I'd want one for a neighbor" cool, but cool.

Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.


I don't even like dogs, and I've never met a bad rottie. I wouldn't want one as a pet, but they're lovable charmers.
 
2013-06-20 07:41:30 PM  

Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.


You know, the echo is pretty bad with your head that far up your ass....
 
2013-06-20 07:41:45 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: orclover: philosophical tenant

As long as he pays the rent, his hobbies shouldn't matter.


Burn!
 
2013-06-20 07:44:04 PM  
Whaddya wanna bet the Chihuahua does this all the time to fark with the coyotes and this just happened to be the time that the Rotty was on the other side of the house dropping a deuce?
 
2013-06-20 07:44:09 PM  

Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 07:44:10 PM  

LoneVVolf: The pixelated black blob saved the pixelated tan smidge from the pixelated brown smudge! Gripping theater at 120p...


On the plus side, no one has claimed the video is a fake.


Yet.
 
2013-06-20 07:45:41 PM  
s15.postimg.org
Big dog vs coyote
 
2013-06-20 07:47:21 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s15.postimg.org image 250x192]
Big dog vs coyote


Mornin', Ralph.
 
2013-06-20 07:47:29 PM  

skozlaw: JesseL: Chihuahuas are cool if they're not the over bred super miniature (breed standard) ones. All the ones I've seen that are 12lbs+ seem to be far better dogs than the neurotic little piss pots that the AKC demands.

That's because the self-important shiatstains that own them let them get away with anything. Big dogs are a lot less likely to get away with jumping on people/barking/being asses than little dogs because apparently it's "cute" when little dogs do it (plus a lot less dangerous).

99% of the time if you don't like the dog it's not the dog's fault, it's the dickhead that owns it.

And with "designer" dogs you pretty much have to be a complete asshole to even want one.


No, it really is worse than that.

In the US we find it acceptable to inbreed dogs to the point of retardation and neurosis. The dogs you see in the US with the bulging eye sockets? That's a product of inbreeding. And it was done intentionally, with complete disregard to how it will influence the dogs behavior and personality.

I used to think Chihuahuas were the absolute worst breed of dogs in existence because I'd only been introduced to these retarded, inbred, teacup shiats. Later on I was introduced to standard Chihuahuas. Turns out that when they aren't abused by breeders they are just normal (but small) dogs.
 
2013-06-20 07:48:36 PM  

waffle299: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.

The chihuahua yeah, but Rotts are great dogs.

 Let me tell you a little bit about chihuahuas, size has nothing to do with it. Chihuahuas are generally sweet, loving, affectionate dogs. But like any dog, they can be dangerous.

You may think that your in no danger from that chihuahua in front of you. I mean, look at her, so tiny, so cute. You may think she's harmlessly yapping away, that she's so small that she barely even sees you. But no, not chihuahua. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side.

From the other two chihuahuas you didn't even know were there. Because chihuahuas are pack hunters. They use coordinated attack patterns and they out in force today. Hiding beneath the blankets and behind the sofa, waiting for you to lower your guard.

And she slashes at you with this: tiny, razor sharp teeth, honed on Milk Bone Miniatures and kibble. She doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no, no. She takes your ankles, across your achilles tendon, bringing you down to their level. And once you're there, you stay there. If you're lucky, they'll lose interest and just lick you.

...If your lucky.

So, you know, try to show a little respect.


Word.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 07:49:08 PM  

waffle299: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mija: Two of the worst kinds of dogs. They should have both died. Yeah I said it.

The chihuahua yeah, but Rotts are great dogs.

 Let me tell you a little bit about chihuahuas, size has nothing to do with it. Chihuahuas are generally sweet, loving, affectionate dogs. But like any dog, they can be dangerous.

You may think that your in no danger from that chihuahua in front of you. I mean, look at her, so tiny, so cute. You may think she's harmlessly yapping away, that she's so small that she barely even sees you. But no, not chihuahua. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side.

From the other two chihuahuas you didn't even know were there. Because chihuahuas are pack hunters. They use coordinated attack patterns and they out in force today. Hiding beneath the blankets and behind the sofa, waiting for you to lower your guard.

And she slashes at you with this: tiny, razor sharp teeth, honed on Milk Bone Miniatures and kibble. She doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no, no. She takes your ankles, across your achilles tendon, bringing you down to their level. And once you're there, you stay there. If you're lucky, they'll lose interest and just lick you.

...If your lucky.

So, you know, try to show a little respect.


Clever biatch......
 
2013-06-20 07:49:24 PM  

dryknife: Hey Spike! Let's go beat up some coyotes, huh Spike? Ya wanna, Spike, huh, huh?

[static.tvtropes.org image 288x222]


this is what I came here for....
 
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