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2013-06-20 09:01:08 PM
12 votes:
There's a time and place for even "Lootie" to show up.  This is one of those times cause I don't care about Paula Dean calorie excessive fat infused personal life.

i379.photobucket.com
2013-06-20 05:29:36 PM
12 votes:
These butter jokes get margarinely worse every time.
2013-06-20 07:05:07 PM
11 votes:
awesomelyluvvie.com
2013-06-20 05:39:42 PM
9 votes:
img.fark.netimg.fark.netimg.fark.net img.fark.net
2013-06-20 07:17:57 PM
8 votes:
The newest dessert in her cookbook: Mango Unchained
2013-06-20 06:04:13 PM
8 votes:
1986, which TMZ notes is the year Paula admitted to using the word after "a black man burst into the bank that I was working at and put a gun to my head."

if she responded to a guy with a gun to her head by basically saying, "do it, (n word)", she at least gets my respect for her swinging brass balls.
2013-06-20 07:07:34 PM
7 votes:
PainInTheASP

img.fark.net

I don't really know why. Just because.
2013-06-20 07:03:53 PM
7 votes:
Can't wait for her recipe for eating crow.

1. Butter
2. Crow
2013-06-20 07:13:07 PM
6 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-06-20 07:54:38 PM
5 votes:
The one time white people can say ni**er, OK: if it's Christmas Eve, and it's between 4:30 and 4:49 in the morning. If you white, and you're on your way to Toys 'R' Us to get your kid the last Transformer doll, and right before you walk into Toys 'R' Us, some black person runs up beside you, smacks you in the head with a brick, knocks you to the ground, stomps on your face--"take that, you cracker-ass motherfarker!" Riverdances on your head--"take that, you cracker-ass motherfarker!" Takes your money, pisses on you, and runs away--if you white, at that moment, you can say "Somebody stop that ni**er!"

Matter of fact, if you white and that happens to you, you can say ni**er for a whole month! But you gotta walk around with the police report in your pocket. In case any black people catch you sayin' ni**er, the police report will act as your freedom papers. "Hey, I heard you saying ni**er; let me see your farkin' papers. Gimme the papers; show me the papers!" [pretends to read a sheet] "Christmas Eve! 4:48! You just made it, motherfarker! Pissed on you! ...I hope they catch that ni**er!"
2013-06-20 07:27:55 PM
5 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-06-20 06:47:08 PM
5 votes:

Babwa Wawa: What person could claim under oath never to have said that word?

I mean, sh*t people.  Come on...


img.fark.net
2013-06-20 05:37:04 PM
5 votes:
www.newpride.tv
2013-06-20 07:10:49 PM
4 votes:
I hope I never get famous, so I won't have to pretend like I'm not racist.
2013-06-20 07:09:06 PM
4 votes:
2013-06-20 07:08:01 PM
4 votes:
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
2013-06-20 10:23:26 PM
3 votes:
Get it out of your system.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjBmrHPONt4

NSFW
2013-06-20 10:04:00 PM
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-06-20 09:38:39 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-06-20 09:10:49 PM
3 votes:
i379.photobucket.com
2013-06-20 07:58:10 PM
3 votes:
img.fark.net

Parkay!
2013-06-20 07:45:21 PM
3 votes:

Mock26: Why are you self censoring? nubianrdly is not related to n*gger. Their etymologies are completely different.


That's why.
2013-06-20 07:35:31 PM
3 votes:
That guy at the chicken shack was n*ggardly with the ranch sauce.
2013-06-20 07:08:02 PM
3 votes:
So she can get away with racism by stereotyping old people as racists.  That makes it better.
2013-06-20 06:07:10 PM
3 votes:
Do racist remarks hurt or help with her fan base? I was under the impression the the average Paula Dean fan probably used the N word pretty often themselves when talking about the colored folkes. (not Oprah of course, she's one of the good ones. So articulate.)
2013-06-20 05:47:02 PM
3 votes:
I read the headline:  Paula Deen's reps buttering up the ole and I prayed there would be no pictures.
2013-06-20 05:37:42 PM
3 votes:
Her reputation is going to get creamed if the internet keeps churning with these accusations.  She's really jumped out of the pan and into the fryer.
2013-06-20 05:37:41 PM
3 votes:
Meh, who cares?  In ten years it won't matter, because her heart will explode long before that.
2013-06-20 10:21:55 PM
2 votes:
t3.gstatic.com
Speaking of old bigots, how's Prince Philip doing?
2013-06-20 10:07:23 PM
2 votes:
In her defense, she was referring to Sandra Lee.
2013-06-20 09:04:20 PM
2 votes:
So an old southern woman used a racist term 27 years ago when describing the person who held a gun to her head during a robbery?

img.fark.net
2013-06-20 08:03:09 PM
2 votes:

Uzzah: PainInTheASP

[img.fark.net image 630x378]

I don't really know why. Just because.


Looks like fun. Let's go full Lovecraftian abomination!
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
2013-06-20 07:56:58 PM
2 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Well, it's hard to refute that, because it seems most old white people ARE farking racist. In the U.S., anyway.


 One of the topics of the recent Bilderberg meetings was whether or not to allow racism to spread outside of white people in the US, but I believe it was decided against.
My theory is that they're planning to release it the next time there's a major world conflict.
2013-06-20 07:56:17 PM
2 votes:
Does that mean that watch Blazing Saddles is wrong now too?
2013-06-20 07:43:45 PM
2 votes:
Also, let's please talk about the staggering unfairness of how Dave Chappelle gets to say it but poor Paula Deen and Bill O'Reilly (et al) can't.

/actually, I can't believe someone hasn't brought that up yet
//why, those people call  each other that to one another's faces!
///the injustice of it! And they call me a racist! etc. etc.
2013-06-20 07:43:33 PM
2 votes:

MNguy: That guy at the chicken shack was n*ggardly with the ranch sauce.


Why are you self censoring?  nubianrdly is not related to n*gger.  Their etymologies are completely different.
2013-06-20 07:22:11 PM
2 votes:
I know I said in the last thread, but seriously: This is SCREAMING to be featured on the next season of "The boondocks". Hell, have Paula Deen hook up with Uncle Ruckus and see what happens!
2013-06-20 07:12:17 PM
2 votes:
she needs a snarky butler to remind her of her place in society
www.dvdizzy.com
2013-06-20 07:09:23 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-06-20 07:08:56 PM
2 votes:
Oh you know Paula, she just loves to ham it up on camera.
2013-06-20 07:05:25 PM
2 votes:
Would that be Jim?
2013-06-20 06:33:17 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-06-21 12:12:54 PM
1 votes:
Ah, glad to see the *Fark Racist Hunters came out.
Diligently tracking down any perceived racial judgement or slur anywhere in America, then outing the RACISTS, so we all know not to listen to anything they say. Keep up the noble cause! Your work is important.
2013-06-21 09:21:09 AM
1 votes:

kimmygibblershomework: Mock26: rewind2846: Mock26: rewind2846: Mock26: Different levels of anger call for different words.

Bullsh*t. If a white man was equally angry at another white man, would he call that other white man a n****r?
Stop making excuses, it's making you look really stupid.

Stop being a brainwashed, politically correct drone.  It is making you look like a farking asshole.

Batter an asshole than scum that makes excuses for racists. I'll take that "asshole" t-shirt now, size xl thanks.

Better make sure that the people who tell you what to think tell you it is OK to be an asshole before you go spending your money.

Just ignore that douche.  Much like Drox, they are the racist one.  I did get to add them to the ignore list and suggest ya do the same.


You shouldn't ignore Drox I have him favorites with the tag "read his posts in an Uncle Remus voice" it makes him humorous. He is nothing but a low rent wanna be Louis Farrakhan (sp?) Filled with impotent rage. Even if you try to have discussion to understand his side he will just put up his little black panther fist and tell you "I don't need your white man understanding. Now go away my mama's making me lunch."
2013-06-21 07:39:01 AM
1 votes:

rewind2846: Mock26: rewind2846: Mock26: Different levels of anger call for different words.

Bullsh*t. If a white man was equally angry at another white man, would he call that other white man a n****r?
Stop making excuses, it's making you look really stupid.

Stop being a brainwashed, politically correct drone.  It is making you look like a farking asshole.

Batter an asshole than scum that makes excuses for racists. I'll take that "asshole" t-shirt now, size xl thanks.


Better make sure that the people who tell you what to think tell you it is OK to be an asshole before you go spending your money.
2013-06-21 02:59:52 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-06-21 02:05:20 AM
1 votes:

rewind2846: Most black people's "culture" is amazingly similar to the one you profess to be a part of. Why not ask one and they will tell you.
Oh, and quite a few of us can spell "misogyny" as well, even though we don't practice it.


Wrong. I don't consider getting a HS education and speaking like an adult "acting white".
2013-06-21 12:14:46 AM
1 votes:
Wait, we're judging people by what they did and said 30 years ago?  'Cause 30 years I go I was still shiatting myself and sucking nipples.  I probably even bathed nude with my parents.  I must have been such a deviant!  30 years is a long time.  A long, long time. People can change over a few years, much less 30.  I don't care if she was in the KKK 30 years ago so long as she doesn't bring racism to her personality and products today.
2013-06-20 11:35:52 PM
1 votes:

Greylight: Sooooooo her story is the bank robber forced her to say it by holding a gun to her head.  I'm just paraphrasing here but I can't get that image out of my head ...

Robber: "Say it, say it!"
Paula Deen: "No, it's too horrible and it will go on my permanent record that I am a racist."


I hope it went very similar to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYYBJ8XRdh4
2013-06-20 11:20:12 PM
1 votes:
Oh no, someone on the internet was offended by something someone said 30 years ago!  Is it time for speech control yet?
2013-06-20 10:54:25 PM
1 votes:
Who cares.  She's a farking cook on TV.  Maybe if she was an elected representative or someone who actually mattered it would be worth getting pissed off about.  Does the random douche down the street saying n*gger piss people off as well?  If so you need to calm the fark down.

Anyway, old people do get a bit of a pass.  My grandparents were racist, but they would use the word even in non-racist ways; it was just a word for them.  For example, the following:

img.fark.net

...was referred to as a 'n*gger tit'.  If you use the n-word to describe a delicious chocolatey morsel, I would hardly consider that racist.  If anything that's pro black titties.
2013-06-20 09:27:35 PM
1 votes:

Perducci: Just to be safe, I think we should assume that anyone with that horrible accent is a racist.


I kind of suspected as much.

farking Australians...
2013-06-20 09:01:15 PM
1 votes:

Mrs.Sharpier: digitalrain: The one time white people can say ni**er, OK: if it's Christmas Eve, and it's between 4:30 and 4:49 in the morning. If you white, and you're on your way to Toys 'R' Us to get your kid the last Transformer doll, and right before you walk into Toys 'R' Us, some black person runs up beside you, smacks you in the head with a brick, knocks you to the ground, stomps on your face--"take that, you cracker-ass motherfarker!" Riverdances on your head--"take that, you cracker-ass motherfarker!" Takes your money, pisses on you, and runs away--if you white, at that moment, you can say "Somebody stop that ni**er!"

Matter of fact, if you white and that happens to you, you can say ni**er for a whole month! But you gotta walk around with the police report in your pocket. In case any black people catch you sayin' ni**er, the police report will act as your freedom papers. "Hey, I heard you saying ni**er; let me see your farkin' papers. Gimme the papers; show me the papers!" [pretends to read a sheet] "Christmas Eve! 4:48! You just made it, motherfarker! Pissed on you! ...I hope they catch that ni**er!"

That was hilarious.


Wish I could take credit. It's Chris Rock's genius, not mine :)
2013-06-20 08:55:02 PM
1 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: Yet I can turn on BET and watch rampant racism that is acceptable. Makes sense.


is it any coincidence that BET is an anagram for EBT
2013-06-20 08:52:04 PM
1 votes:

Mock26: 1986, which TMZ notes is the year Paula admitted to using the word after "a black man burst into the bank that I was working at and put a gun to my head."

Sorry, but that is a justifiable excuse for the use of the n-word.


...and then some. Call a spade a spade, and all that...
2013-06-20 08:51:39 PM
1 votes:
Yet I can turn on BET and watch rampant racism that is acceptable. Makes sense.
2013-06-20 08:22:02 PM
1 votes:

valkore: Oh you know Paula, she just loves to ham it up on camera.


Oh lawdy! I have seen that video before, but today is the first time I noticed sad & fat Kenny Rogers shaking his head in hammy disapproval. Watch the last few seconds.
2013-06-20 08:04:20 PM
1 votes:
She could just quote Chris Rock: "I love black people, but I hate n@ggers!"
2013-06-20 08:03:12 PM
1 votes:

MNguy: valkore: Mock26: Why are you self censoring? nubianrdly is not related to n*gger. Their etymologies are completely different.

That's why.

Well, and nobody in their right mind would ever say such a thing.


Why not? img.fark.net is a perfectly valid word that has absolutely nothing to do with racism at all.
2013-06-20 08:01:56 PM
1 votes:

Spanky McStupid: Not a Paula Deen fan.


I'm more of a James Deen fan.
2013-06-20 07:53:44 PM
1 votes:
Sometimes, when discussing English profanity with Chinese grad students, you have to explain why the n-word will end your career but other profanity won't - and they may not understand what you mean by "the n-word" unless you explain it. I think that gets a pass.
2013-06-20 07:47:18 PM
1 votes:
Okay - gosh - Paula Dean is a product of her environment (include area and age) and probably
wont ever "catch up" with the larger progressive community
I know a woman like this, same age, southern, who swore to me she could NOT be racist because
she worked alongside "those people" on her daddy's farm as a child -
bite your lip, people and do as my mother did - she taught me so well I can't force the "n" word
(or the "c" word) out of my mouth without feeling dirty and stupid for using "small" and "useless" words

This too, will pass
2013-06-20 07:47:14 PM
1 votes:

valkore: Mock26: Why are you self censoring? nubianrdly is not related to n*gger. Their etymologies are completely different.

That's why.


Well, and nobody in their right mind would ever say such a thing.
2013-06-20 07:46:31 PM
1 votes:
Of course she has said it.  In her defense, she was just quoting her servants.
2013-06-20 07:44:30 PM
1 votes:

Mock26: MNguy: That guy at the chicken shack was n*ggardly with the ranch sauce.

Why are you self censoring?  nubianrdly is not related to n*gger.  Their etymologies are completely different.


Apparently Fark mods think its censor worthy.
2013-06-20 07:44:11 PM
1 votes:
Holy shiat, this thread is just full of nightmare fuel
2013-06-20 07:26:01 PM
1 votes:

PainInTheASP: digitalrain: PainInTheASP: shanrick: I read the headline:  Paula Deen's reps buttering up the ole and I prayed there would be no pictures.

Oh c'mon, it's Paula Deen! OF COURSE there's going to be pictures!

[img.fark.net image 514x308]

Is it just me or does she look like Oprah's whiter twin in that photo??

Maybe because of the the hair?  But I can see it too.


Whew...ok...glad it wasn't just me. Thought for a second I was being racist. Or reverse racist. Or inverted and reverse
racist or something.
2013-06-20 07:24:37 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Spanky McStupid: Seriously, Fark?  You seriously believe none of us in the south ever said that word?  Hell at least, unlike some of the precious snowflakes on this forum, she told the truth.

Not a Paula Deen fan.

People all over the country say it all the time. It's hardly a southern phenomenon.


I said it twice just reading this.
2013-06-20 07:23:55 PM
1 votes:
1986, which TMZ notes is the year Paula admitted to using the word after "a black man burst into the bank that I was working at and put a gun to my head."

Sorry, but that is a justifiable excuse for the use of the n-word.
2013-06-20 07:23:24 PM
1 votes:
I heard about this on the radio this morning, and she admitted to wanting to throw a "slave themed party, where all the colored people would dress up and pose like slaves"... Would the whip scars be real or just butter smears?

I honestly can say I wasn't in the least bit surprised that she's a racist fark... Considering her age, her general area of origin, and such, she is probably more racist than my uncle, and he lives in bumfark Arkansas...
2013-06-20 07:07:56 PM
1 votes:
Paula's newest recipe is for coon pie.
2013-06-20 07:06:57 PM
1 votes:
It's not because she's old or successful.  Fat, Southern and stupid is no way to live, even if you're in Honey Boo Boo's fam.
2013-06-20 07:05:49 PM
1 votes:
I thought she would go with the "Oh no no, it's cool, I am taking it back" defense.
2013-06-20 07:00:09 PM
1 votes:
KILL OLD PEOPLE. Problem solved?
2013-06-20 06:54:40 PM
1 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: [img.fark.net image 362x311][img.fark.net image 362x311][img.fark.net image 362x311] [img.fark.net image 362x311]


Very disturbing. I can't unsee it.

+1
2013-06-20 06:24:12 PM
1 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: Do racist remarks hurt or help with her fan base? I was under the impression the the average Paula Dean fan probably used the N word pretty often themselves when talking about the colored folkes. (not Oprah of course, she's one of the good ones. So articulate.)


I would expect a Chik-Fil-A effect where her supporters by butter in droves to stick it to the politically correct libs.
2013-06-20 05:58:49 PM
1 votes:

shanrick: I read the headline:  Paula Deen's reps buttering up the ole and I prayed there would be no pictures.


Oh c'mon, it's Paula Deen! OF COURSE there's going to be pictures!

img.fark.net
 
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