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(WCAX Vermont)   There's never really a "good" time to throw a knife at someone, but doing it while a police officer is trying to stop you from cutting yourself is never a good idea. Oh, and knives being thrown at police trifecta in play   (wcax.com) divider line 22
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2013-06-20 05:38:05 PM
Or, don't bring a cop to a knife fight?
 
2013-06-20 05:40:32 PM
There's never really a "good" time to throw a knife at someone

I really have to disagree with that.
 
2013-06-20 05:41:20 PM
It's gonna be a stabby summer.
 
2013-06-20 06:33:36 PM


Burlington police say the officer was checking on a woman who was bleeding and holding a knife to her neck and threatening to further harm herself when police used a stun gun on her.


I'd throw a knife at someone too if they hit me with a taser. Those things fark you up.
 
2013-06-20 06:37:18 PM

Mugato: There's never really a "good" time to throw a knife at someone

I really have to disagree with that.


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2013-06-20 07:34:21 PM

Mugato: There's never really a "good" time to throw a knife at someone

I really have to disagree with that.



So would I:


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2013-06-20 07:38:12 PM
Burlington police say the officer was checking on a woman who was bleeding and holding a knife to her neck and threatening to further harm herself when police used a stun gun on her.

My first reaction...

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2013-06-20 07:52:02 PM
This is why cops (or anyone else for that matter, really) shouldn't boast if they've recently purchased an iPa...

...a tablet manufactured by Apple.
 
2013-06-20 07:55:28 PM
Well, he did say he wanted the knife.

Did she say 'think fast' first?

In all seriousness, did she get tased then threw the knife or did she involuntarily flung the knife as she was being tased?  I think that is very important to the case.  Maybe the officer forgot how involuntary muscle spasms work and that not all people react the same way.
 
2013-06-20 07:58:32 PM
I'm surprised she is not paralyzed or dead.  Cops get grumpy and kill with indiscretion a lot, and get away with it most of the time.
 
2013-06-20 08:04:24 PM

Apos: Mugato: There's never really a "good" time to throw a knife at someone

I really have to disagree with that.

So would I:


As would:

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2013-06-20 08:05:49 PM
There's never really a "good" time to throw a knife at someone, unless your name is Britt.

/Obscure?
 
2013-06-20 08:11:19 PM
Little known fact: you know those giant wheels that knife throwers strap their sexy assistants to and throw knives at? They have large magnets secured into the back of them to "pull" the knives toward the targets and away from the arms and legs of the assistant.
 
2013-06-20 08:29:45 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Little known fact: you know those giant wheels that knife throwers strap their sexy assistants to and throw knives at? They have large magnets secured into the back of them to "pull" the knives toward the targets and away from the arms and legs of the assistant.


And that would affect the flight path of the knife by what, a couple of thousands of an inch if it were strong enough?
 
2013-06-20 08:36:28 PM
BAN ALL KNIVES. It's the only way to be safe and comfy and secure and warm and wovy dovy and stuff. Right dumbass Fark Liberals? Think of all the crime that would be stopped, all the bread that wouldn't be buttered, all the toe-nails that wouldn't be clipped. BAN THEM NOW! BAN ASSAULT KNIVES!
 
2013-06-20 08:44:34 PM
Time to ban dangerous weapons like knives.

Until all sharps are banned, psychopaths will have things to use to rack up their kill scores before any police can get their thumbs out of their asses and show up.

/The future is covered in foam with no sharp edges.
 
2013-06-20 08:49:49 PM
My shift starts in about 20 minutes. With my luck, I'll complete the trifecta.
 
2013-06-20 09:32:05 PM
Came here for Crocodile Dundee, leaving disappointed.

//you call that a thread?
 
2013-06-20 09:43:06 PM

Arkanaut: Came here for Crocodile Dundee, leaving disappointed.

//you call that a thread?


I was looking for 47
 
2013-06-20 11:57:17 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Little known fact: you know those giant wheels that knife throwers strap their sexy assistants to and throw knives at? They have large magnets secured into the back of them to "pull" the knives toward the targets and away from the arms and legs of the assistant.


According to this short story it has to do with relationships.
 
2013-06-21 01:18:05 AM
I think she is very lucky to be alive. Where I live *cough*Madison,WI*cough* as soon as she threw the knife at the cop she would have been shot dead. Trying to harm yourself? Cops use tasers/beanbag rounds. Try and reach for an officer's weapon, or *draw a sword from a scabbard*, they shoot you dead on the spot. If you actually injured a cop with a weapon they would probably shoot you dead and then piss on your corpse.
 
2013-06-21 09:13:05 AM
Apparently she's proud to be from Southie and was busted in 2009 for slapping a nurse.

Golly.
 
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