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(TMZ)   Kate Upton, topless upon a horse. I say again: Kate Upton, topless upon a horse. The internet will now close for cleaning. (Not safe for work)   (tmz.com) divider line 139
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2013-06-20 08:08:14 PM
Wow, not just topless, but "SUPER TOPLESS"
 
2013-06-20 08:18:42 PM
Murder subby for not finding a link with the uncensored video
 
2013-06-20 08:45:39 PM
Kurmudgeon I was hoping for something more along the lines of the Betsy Russell's topless horse riding scene from the movie Private School.
If you'd seen it, you wouldn't forget.


Whooo-hooooo! Ride 'em cowgirl! (NSFW, obviously) Link
 
2013-06-20 08:52:09 PM

varmitydog: Whooo-hooooo! Ride 'em cowgirl! (NSFW, obviously) Link


That does not look comfortable
 
2013-06-20 08:56:01 PM
That's how you do it. Give up the goods at your peak juuuuust before your blow up (in her case, physically, though it's usually mentally) and nobody's interested anymore. You've served humanity well, Kate!
 
2013-06-20 08:56:05 PM
after a cursory spin through the thread...(sorry if I missed this)

"MY GOD!!! ...It's full of stars."

(Peter Griffin voice)
 
2013-06-20 09:20:01 PM
Hey TMZ: if you're not going to give up the good stuff, then next time just keep it to yourself. This is just cruel.
 
2013-06-20 09:30:30 PM
Not a safe way to ride a horse.
 
2013-06-20 09:40:55 PM

Mr. Chainsaw: Hey TMZ: if you're not going to give up the good stuff, then next time just keep it to yourself. This is just cruel.


Yeah, I don't get this. We "can't" show it? Says who? But I can't say I'm surprised. TMZ is nothing but shiatty, scummy assclowns. My girlfriend watches that garbage, so I have to make an effort to get away from it sometimes. Wonderful girl otherwise, but her interest in celebrity goings-on is beyond my understanding.
 
2013-06-20 09:55:41 PM

varmitydog: Kurmudgeon I was hoping for something more along the lines of the Betsy Russell's topless horse riding scene from the movie Private School.
If you'd seen it, you wouldn't forget.

Whooo-hooooo! Ride 'em cowgirl! (NSFW, obviously) Link


I could watch that all day...

Well, 30 seconds anyway.
 
2013-06-20 09:58:46 PM
i.imgur.com


Betsy Russell being unimpressed.
 
2013-06-20 10:00:32 PM
I'm starry-eyed and vaguely discontented
 
2013-06-20 10:00:42 PM
The minute the uncensored surfaces is the minute we hit peak Upton.


//Barring the unlikely sex tape.
 
2013-06-20 10:04:47 PM

David Faustino's rap career: I want to obliterate her shiatpipe.

/haha not really


Your Fark name is on point, lol...
 
2013-06-20 10:06:15 PM
Django and A block of Wood in Olympus has Fallen 2!
 
2013-06-20 10:08:04 PM

eddievercetti: Django and A block of Wood in Olympus has Fallen 2!


Oops wrong thread,
 
2013-06-20 10:29:06 PM

Elegy: AdolfOliverPanties: scottydoesntknow: /Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

Those are actually her nipples.  Very strange, but one...er...two of a kind!

Some women actually do have stars for nipples...

NSFW


I need to know who that is. For science.
 
2013-06-20 10:33:30 PM

jaytkay: varmitydog: Whooo-hooooo! Ride 'em cowgirl! (NSFW, obviously) Link

That does not look comfortable


Remember that scene from that Sean Penn movie "Bad Boys" where a kid beats up the Kurgan from Highlander with a sock full of batteries? Yeah.

/I am not well
 
2013-06-20 10:40:35 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 400x216]


Betsy Russell being unimpressed.


you have to link to the video... probably better than kate upton anyway... obviously NSFW!!!

however, probably the greatest topless horseback scene in modern cinema... imho...
 
2013-06-20 10:47:45 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Beautiful young woman, lovely breasts, but.....she has an oddly shaped torso. Any thoughts?


I agree, but it isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's sort of like a beauty mark.
 
2013-06-20 11:02:35 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Flab: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this

It's censored. Her wet t-shirt photos are more revealing

/Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

The uncensored video is out there somewhere. I CALL ON THE POWER OF FARK!

If Anonymous really wanted to prove their skills, they would find that video. For the good of mankind.

I don't think anyone ever used "Anonymous" in conjunction with "the good of mankind" before.

Eh, they exposed Aaron Barr, provided momentum behind those Steubenville dudes, and supposedly helped get the message out during the Arab Spring, they can do some good.

Of course they can also make it their mission in life to completely emotionally destroy a 13 year old girl, vandalize random websites with racist and anti-semitic screed, and shut down gaming networks.

They're like the 'chance' card in Monopoly, you really never know what members associating themselves with the group will do.


I read that as "exposed Aaron Burr" and wondered what in the hell you were going on about. Luckily I re-read it before I went full derp.
 
2013-06-20 11:16:02 PM

bgddy24601: TuteTibiImperes: Flab: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this

It's censored. Her wet t-shirt photos are more revealing

/Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

The uncensored video is out there somewhere. I CALL ON THE POWER OF FARK!

If Anonymous really wanted to prove their skills, they would find that video. For the good of mankind.

I don't think anyone ever used "Anonymous" in conjunction with "the good of mankind" before.

Eh, they exposed Aaron Barr, provided momentum behind those Steubenville dudes, and supposedly helped get the message out during the Arab Spring, they can do some good.

Of course they can also make it their mission in life to completely emotionally destroy a 13 year old girl, vandalize random websites with racist and anti-semitic screed, and shut down gaming networks.

They're like the 'chance' card in Monopoly, you really never know what members associating themselves with the group will do.

I read that as "exposed Aaron Burr" and wondered what in the hell you were going on about. Luckily I re-read it before I went full derp.


Good old Aaron Barr...

www.troll.me
 
2013-06-20 11:23:25 PM
I was expecting her to imitate catherine the great
 
2013-06-20 11:34:54 PM

loonatic112358: I was expecting her to imitate catherine the great


was pulling for lady godiva myself
 
2013-06-20 11:38:47 PM

bgddy24601: I read that as "exposed Aaron Burr" and wondered what in the hell you were going on about. Luckily I re-read it before I went full derp.


TuteTibiImperes: Good old Aaron Barr...


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 12:15:12 AM

scottydoesntknow: FlashHarry: reminded me of this classic gif.

And I still sat there and watched it repeat about 10 times.

/There's still hope!




NSFW Hope springs eternal in the human chest, man never is, but always is blessed
 
2013-06-21 12:18:31 AM

Sofa King Smart: Betsy Russell being unimpressed.

you have to link to the video... probably better than kate upton anyway... obviously NSFW!!!

however, probably the greatest topless horseback scene in modern cinema... imho...


Bo Derek and her natural breasts in Bolero disagree.

/Betsy had implants
 
2013-06-21 01:13:52 AM
I didn't think it was possible to hate TMZ more, but now there's this.
 
2013-06-21 02:19:02 AM
Man the bunks!
 
2013-06-21 02:29:04 AM

David Faustino's rap career: I want to obliterate her shiatpipe.

/haha not really


That's odd, I wrote a song called "Obliterated Sh*tpipe," which was a touching tale of a brief romance I had with a woman in Paris. Were you one of the two people who downloaded it? Or is it that great minds think alike?
 
2013-06-21 03:39:18 AM
Thank goodness TMZ gave us a reaction video on the uncensored version... they truly have never seen breasts before, have they?
 
2013-06-21 03:56:41 AM
TMZ covering up the nipples.

Buncha arseholes.
 
2013-06-21 04:20:26 AM
I farkied  nmrsnr once and thought this was amusing given the context:

img.fark.net

/agreed
 
2013-06-21 09:31:53 AM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)


Well played.
 
2013-06-21 11:30:38 AM
Awesome.
 
2013-06-21 02:02:28 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 400x216]


Betsy Russell being unimpressed.


one of the greatest movies scenes of all time
 
2013-06-21 02:08:35 PM
Who saw my (+1) and clicked to see if it was someone finally posting the original?

Be honest! I popped in hoping Waldo's post was the orig.
 
2013-06-21 02:52:14 PM

Sofa King Smart: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 400x216]


Betsy Russell being unimpressed.

you have to link to the video... probably better than kate upton anyway... obviously NSFW!!!

however, probably the greatest topless horseback scene in modern cinema... imho...


What horse?
 
2013-06-21 11:47:07 PM
With ten years as a professional lurker, I have to say I am disappoint.
 
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