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(TMZ)   Kate Upton, topless upon a horse. I say again: Kate Upton, topless upon a horse. The internet will now close for cleaning. (Not safe for work)   (tmz.com) divider line 139
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2013-06-20 03:25:59 PM
real and spectacular.

the horse, i mean.
 
2013-06-20 03:29:22 PM
"we can't show you the uncensored"

Jerks
 
2013-06-20 03:31:10 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 03:40:26 PM
I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this
 
2013-06-20 03:41:42 PM
Most concussions while horseback riding come from falling off the horse.  Most.
 
2013-06-20 03:46:39 PM

R.A.Danny: I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this


It's censored. Her wet t-shirt photos are more revealing

/Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars
 
2013-06-20 03:49:13 PM
This is a public service announcement:

I am currently at work, and unable to view this right now.

This has been a public service announcement.  You may now return to your regularly-scheduled boobies.
 
2013-06-20 03:54:29 PM

bulldg4life: "we can't show you the uncensored"

Jerks


Seems to me they've confused the word "can't" with "won't."
 
2013-06-20 04:04:48 PM

scottydoesntknow: /Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars


thisisanoutrageguy.jpg
 
2013-06-20 04:07:31 PM

scottydoesntknow: /Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars


Those are actually her nipples.  Very strange, but one...er...two of a kind!
 
2013-06-20 04:26:02 PM
This is the worst abuse of the internet since it was invented. WHAR ORIGINAL?? WHAR?
 
2013-06-20 04:32:44 PM
Good Godiva!

/the thread should have waited for uncensored video, though.
 
2013-06-20 04:34:11 PM

nmrsnr: Good Godiva!

/the thread should have waited for uncensored video, though.


There's always a "follow-up" tag. Which I hope for very soon.
 
2013-06-20 04:34:43 PM

scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this

It's censored. Her wet t-shirt photos are more revealing

/Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars


The uncensored video is out there somewhere. I CALL ON THE POWER OF FARK!
 
2013-06-20 04:34:46 PM
So.. does the original exist on the internet?
 
2013-06-20 04:35:09 PM
Of course TMZ has it censored. And chances are they won't show the uncensored video like they did they Sofia Vegara's nips slip.

/Fark Harvey Levin and his douche squad.
 
2013-06-20 04:36:25 PM

costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?


TMZ purchased the video and has exclusive rights to it. My theory is that the video was already censored when they got it, but they just censored it again to make it look more exciting than it really is.
 
2013-06-20 04:37:36 PM

R.A.Danny: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this

It's censored. Her wet t-shirt photos are more revealing

/Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

The uncensored video is out there somewhere. I CALL ON THE POWER OF FARK!


If Anonymous really wanted to prove their skills, they would find that video. For the good of mankind.
 
2013-06-20 04:39:12 PM

costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?


Here it is (NSFW?)
 
2013-06-20 04:40:57 PM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)


I can smell what you're cooking
 
2013-06-20 04:41:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: For the good of mankind.


For god and country!
 
2013-06-20 04:41:49 PM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)


Dammit!  Rockrolled again!
 
2013-06-20 04:42:56 PM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)


Magnificent.
 
2013-06-20 04:43:18 PM

Cyberluddite: This is a public service announcement:

I am currently at work, and unable to view this right now.

This has been a public service announcement.  You may now return to your regularly-scheduled boobies.


Thanks for the service announcement.
 
2013-06-20 04:47:16 PM
It has been clinically shown that your IQ drops one point every time you click on a TMZ link.

That said:  this is well worth dropping a standard deviation, even if it is censored.
 
2013-06-20 04:47:59 PM
Spiffy?  More like "stiffy".
 
2013-06-20 04:49:14 PM

R.A.Danny: scottydoesntknow: For the good of mankind.

For god and country!


For the honor!
 
2013-06-20 04:49:47 PM
Uncensored youtube through egotastic: Link NSFW obviously
 
2013-06-20 04:49:47 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: scottydoesntknow: /Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

Those are actually her nipples.  Very strange, but one...er...two of a kind!


Some women actually do have stars for nipples...

NSFW
 
2013-06-20 04:52:57 PM

Gecko Gingrich: R.A.Danny: scottydoesntknow: For the good of mankind.

For god and country!

For the honor!


I was thinking these guys

i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-20 04:53:32 PM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)


Third base!
 
2013-06-20 04:54:29 PM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)


I hate to admit it, but it STILL makes me laugh every time.

+1 internets
 
2013-06-20 04:55:23 PM
So I still haven't seen a nipple all day.

/nipple
 
2013-06-20 04:56:35 PM
costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)


Oh you magnificent bastard! Also, I hate you.
 
2013-06-20 04:57:26 PM
Ooh, very Interesting, It's been long time since I saw horse
 
2013-06-20 04:58:12 PM

TheManofPA: Uncensored youtube through egotastic: Link NSFW obviously


Rickroll?

Youtube is blocked at work...but I figure they aren't allowing the free boobies on the youtubes so...
 
2013-06-20 05:00:52 PM
reminded me of this classic gif.
 
2013-06-20 05:00:53 PM
Beautiful young woman, lovely breasts, but.....she has an oddly shaped torso. Any thoughts?
 
2013-06-20 05:01:23 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: TheManofPA: Uncensored youtube through egotastic: Link NSFW obviously

Rickroll?

Youtube is blocked at work...but I figure they aren't allowing the free boobies on the youtubes so...


Rockroll
 
2013-06-20 05:04:29 PM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)


i.imgur.com

Well played old chap.
 
2013-06-20 05:06:20 PM

Diogenes: Spiffy?  More like "stiffy".


But.... you're gay!

Cue Ray Gillette:

img.fark.net
"Girl, please. Nobody's that gay."
 
2013-06-20 05:07:27 PM

FlashHarry: reminded me of this classic gif.


And I still sat there and watched it repeat about 10 times.

/There's still hope!
 
2013-06-20 05:08:14 PM
I like horses. I'll have to review this thread when I return home.

/This is not a bookmark.
 
2013-06-20 05:08:20 PM
I've been waiting for this to go green. And i still say watching her dance is more fun
 
2013-06-20 05:09:06 PM
I love getting paid to watch these stuff at work as I can chalk it up to "filter research".


"Oh hey guys, here's another URL we need to put in our filter"
 
2013-06-20 05:09:19 PM
TOO FAT

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 05:09:31 PM

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Spiffy?  More like "stiffy".

But.... you're gay!

Cue Ray Gillette:

[img.fark.net image 390x273]
"Girl, please. Nobody's that gay."


Hey man, if she offered to let me give her a Hawaiian Muscle Fark, I ain't saying no.
 
2013-06-20 05:10:52 PM
My guess is that whoever sold it to TMZ is waiting for the check to clear before it mysteriously leaks uncensored.

Kate should get in touch with Hefner right now and get some big bucks for a topless shoot before the uncensored video is everywhere.
 
2013-06-20 05:11:07 PM
img.fark.net

Burn in the Hell TMZ
 
2013-06-20 05:17:53 PM
whatever you do dont Google..."kate upton ingur gif" without proper preparation
 
2013-06-20 05:18:04 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 05:18:32 PM

turtleking: whatever you do dont Google..."kate upton imgur gif" without proper preparation


/dammit

 
2013-06-20 05:20:24 PM

turtleking: whatever you do dont Google..."kate upton ingur gif" without proper preparation


Give me a hint, Im at work and I am curious...
 
2013-06-20 05:22:15 PM

turtleking: whatever you do dont Google..."kate upton ingur gif" without proper preparation


Sigh. Guess I have to cover the room in plastic, Dexter-style.
 
2013-06-20 05:23:44 PM

scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this

It's censored. Her wet t-shirt photos are more revealing

/Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

The uncensored video is out there somewhere. I CALL ON THE POWER OF FARK!

If Anonymous really wanted to prove their skills, they would find that video. For the good of mankind.


I don't think anyone ever used "Anonymous" in conjunction with "the good of mankind" before.
 
2013-06-20 05:28:34 PM

Supercampion: turtleking: whatever you do dont Google..."kate upton ingur gif" without proper preparation

Give me a hint, Im at work and I am curious...


www.reactionface.info
 
2013-06-20 05:29:13 PM
I have never wanted to be a horse so much in my life.  You know that when he got back to the stable, the other horses were like "Niiiiiiiiiiice"
 
2013-06-20 05:31:24 PM
Just got a wierd boner.Kate was riding Jennifer Aniston
 
2013-06-20 05:33:02 PM

Flab: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this

It's censored. Her wet t-shirt photos are more revealing

/Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

The uncensored video is out there somewhere. I CALL ON THE POWER OF FARK!

If Anonymous really wanted to prove their skills, they would find that video. For the good of mankind.

I don't think anyone ever used "Anonymous" in conjunction with "the good of mankind" before.


Eh, they exposed Aaron Barr, provided momentum behind those Steubenville dudes, and supposedly helped get the message out during the Arab Spring, they can do some good.

Of course they can also make it their mission in life to completely emotionally destroy a 13 year old girl, vandalize random websites with racist and anti-semitic screed, and shut down gaming networks.

They're like the 'chance' card in Monopoly, you really never know what members associating themselves with the group will do.
 
2013-06-20 05:33:43 PM

jim32rr: [img.fark.net image 500x250]

Burn in the Hell TMZ


This.
 
2013-06-20 05:38:31 PM

W.C.fields forever: So I still haven't seen a nipple all day.

/nipple


Here's two.

img.fark.net

You're welcome.
 
2013-06-20 05:44:02 PM
"Unfortunately, we can't show you the completely uncensored version ..."

fark you TMZ. Youre on my list now.
 
2013-06-20 05:46:04 PM

fusillade762: W.C.fields forever: So I still haven't seen a nipple all day.

/nipple

Here's two.

[img.fark.net image 405x440]

You're welcome.


Here are like a bajillion (NSFW or sanity)
 
2013-06-20 05:46:56 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF FARK, WHAR UNCENSORED VERSION, WHAR?!?!
 
2013-06-20 05:50:20 PM
NSFW gif of the horse pissing on her.
 
2013-06-20 05:51:54 PM

farkingismybusiness: NSFW gif of the horse pissing on her.


ROFL
 
2013-06-20 05:53:48 PM
Torches.  Pitchforks.  TMZ offices.  NOW.
 
2013-06-20 05:54:20 PM

farkingismybusiness: NSFW gif of the horse pissing on her.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-06-20 05:56:59 PM
"And sometimes...not often, but sometimes...I like the idea of a chick with a horse."
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 06:04:05 PM

W.C.fields forever: Just got a wierd boner.Kate was riding Jennifer Aniston


It looked more like she was riding Sarah Jessica Parker.
 
2013-06-20 06:04:22 PM
I was hoping for something more along the lines of the Betsy Russell's topless horse riding scene from the movie Private School.
If you'd seen it, you wouldn't forget.
 
2013-06-20 06:04:22 PM
Fark, uncensored video, HURRY UP!
 
2013-06-20 06:10:01 PM
She ain't bad for a girl who looks like a baby-fat-loaded toddler stretched out to adult size.

Still, it's pretty dickish of TMZ to say "HEY SHE'S TOPLESS! LOOK!" and then say "we can't show you, though."

Jerks.
 
2013-06-20 06:10:25 PM

weapon13: W.C.fields forever: Just got a wierd boner.Kate was riding Jennifer Aniston

It looked more like she was riding Sarah Jessica Parker.


ALWAYS get those two mixed up.
 
2013-06-20 06:11:11 PM
Sauce?
 
2013-06-20 06:11:34 PM

FlashHarry: reminded me of this classic gif.


It will ALWAYS happen (NSFW)
 
2013-06-20 06:14:22 PM

lokis_mentor: FlashHarry: reminded me of this classic gif.

It will ALWAYS happen (NSFW)


a winner is me!
 
2013-06-20 06:20:31 PM
I just want it to be known that I hate all of you.
 
2013-06-20 06:22:20 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 06:28:25 PM

ZeroCorpse: She ain't bad for a girl who looks like a baby-fat-loaded toddler stretched out to adult size.

Still, it's pretty dickish of TMZ to say "HEY SHE'S TOPLESS! LOOK!" and then say "we can't show you, though."

Jerks.


i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-20 06:28:39 PM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)



Well played, sir. Well played.

/realized I was being rolled, after clickage.
//would roll again
 
2013-06-20 06:29:56 PM
Oh, and that chick is adorable.

/she needs to go brunette
 
2013-06-20 06:32:11 PM
You know what. This thread sucks.

This whole situation just sucks.

TMZ can burn in hell.
 
2013-06-20 06:34:46 PM
It made my star move...
 
2013-06-20 06:35:45 PM

TheManofPA: Uncensored youtube through egotastic: Link NSFW obviously


So is this officially a rockroll instead of a rickroll?
 
2013-06-20 06:38:57 PM

scottydoesntknow: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: TheManofPA: Uncensored youtube through egotastic: Link NSFW obviously

Rickroll?

Youtube is blocked at work...but I figure they aren't allowing the free boobies on the youtubes so...

Rockroll


Beat me to it.
 
2013-06-20 06:42:27 PM

Kurmudgeon: I was hoping for something more along the lines of the Betsy Russell's topless horse riding scene from the movie Private School.
If you'd seen it, you wouldn't forget.


RIP Nipsey Russell
 
2013-06-20 06:44:19 PM
I want to obliterate her shiatpipe.

/haha not really
 
2013-06-20 06:52:10 PM

Supercampion: TOO FAT

[img.fark.net image 468x714]


It's not really fat...  She's just a very oddly shaped person.  From the bottom of her rib cage up she's great.  From that point down, she's a train wreck.  Apparently, 90% of her fans can't stop looking at her teats long enough to notice.
 
2013-06-20 06:56:14 PM
i have a star nipple fetish and am blah blah blah
 
2013-06-20 07:00:18 PM

sinanju: Supercampion: TOO FAT

[img.fark.net image 468x714]

It's not really fat...  She's just a very oddly shaped person.  From the bottom of her rib cage up she's great.  From that point down, she's a train wreck.  Apparently, 90% of her fans can't stop looking at her teats long enough to notice.


Yeah. I've been saying this since the beginning. her midsection is like a bag filled with salsa, and her tits are only eye-catching because she wears tops that are a size too small. She has a toddler's face, too.
 
2013-06-20 07:12:40 PM
All she does is set there on it? She doesn't ride the horse at all? What a waste, we could have had some classic jiggle action.
Now that's what you call a waste of talent, a missed opportunity to really have something to remember this babe by for the ages.
(sigh)Too many woman and fairies in the fashion world for something common sense like that to occur, I suppose.
 
2013-06-20 07:16:04 PM

ZeroCorpse: sinanju: Supercampion: TOO FAT

[img.fark.net image 468x714]

It's not really fat...  She's just a very oddly shaped person.  From the bottom of her rib cage up she's great.  From that point down, she's a train wreck.  Apparently, 90% of her fans can't stop looking at her teats long enough to notice.

Yeah. I've been saying this since the beginning. her midsection is like a bag filled with salsa, and her tits are only eye-catching because she wears tops that are a size too small. She has a toddler's face, too.


In other news, some girls that look stupid hot around 17 - 21 look only 'meh' between 23 - 30, and possibly even GAH!!!1! once they're squirted out a kid or two.
 
2013-06-20 07:24:24 PM

fusillade762: W.C.fields forever: So I still haven't seen a nipple all day.

/nipple

Here's two.

[img.fark.net image 405x440]

You're welcome.



encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-20 07:25:34 PM

TuteTibiImperes: fusillade762: W.C.fields forever: So I still haven't seen a nipple all day.

/nipple

Here's two.

[img.fark.net image 405x440]

You're welcome.

Here are like a bajillion (NSFW or sanity)




I would have voted for Hillary/McCain.
 
2013-06-20 07:39:54 PM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)


I wish I could spend $5 to un-total fark you for a month
 
2013-06-20 07:42:00 PM

sammyk: I wish I could spend $5 to un-total fark you for a month


I've been saying for years that they could make a pile on that.
 
2013-06-20 07:47:33 PM

sammyk: Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet? Here it is (NSFW?) I wish I could spend $5 to un-total fark you for a month


Too funny.
 
2013-06-20 07:52:36 PM

sinanju: Supercampion: TOO FAT

[img.fark.net image 468x714]

It's not really fat...  She's just a very oddly shaped person.  From the bottom of her rib cage up she's great.  From that point down, she's a train wreck.  Apparently, 90% of her fans can't stop looking at her teats long enough to notice.


Precisely.  She has the lower legs of a ten year old--no definition in the least.  Which is odd considering her otherwise healthy figure.
 
2013-06-20 08:07:54 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Beautiful young woman, lovely breasts, but.....she has an oddly shaped torso. Any thoughts?


She doesn't have enough hips.
 
2013-06-20 08:08:14 PM
Wow, not just topless, but "SUPER TOPLESS"
 
2013-06-20 08:18:42 PM
Murder subby for not finding a link with the uncensored video
 
2013-06-20 08:45:39 PM
Kurmudgeon I was hoping for something more along the lines of the Betsy Russell's topless horse riding scene from the movie Private School.
If you'd seen it, you wouldn't forget.


Whooo-hooooo! Ride 'em cowgirl! (NSFW, obviously) Link
 
2013-06-20 08:52:09 PM

varmitydog: Whooo-hooooo! Ride 'em cowgirl! (NSFW, obviously) Link


That does not look comfortable
 
2013-06-20 08:56:01 PM
That's how you do it. Give up the goods at your peak juuuuust before your blow up (in her case, physically, though it's usually mentally) and nobody's interested anymore. You've served humanity well, Kate!
 
2013-06-20 08:56:05 PM
after a cursory spin through the thread...(sorry if I missed this)

"MY GOD!!! ...It's full of stars."

(Peter Griffin voice)
 
2013-06-20 09:20:01 PM
Hey TMZ: if you're not going to give up the good stuff, then next time just keep it to yourself. This is just cruel.
 
2013-06-20 09:30:30 PM
Not a safe way to ride a horse.
 
2013-06-20 09:40:55 PM

Mr. Chainsaw: Hey TMZ: if you're not going to give up the good stuff, then next time just keep it to yourself. This is just cruel.


Yeah, I don't get this. We "can't" show it? Says who? But I can't say I'm surprised. TMZ is nothing but shiatty, scummy assclowns. My girlfriend watches that garbage, so I have to make an effort to get away from it sometimes. Wonderful girl otherwise, but her interest in celebrity goings-on is beyond my understanding.
 
2013-06-20 09:55:41 PM

varmitydog: Kurmudgeon I was hoping for something more along the lines of the Betsy Russell's topless horse riding scene from the movie Private School.
If you'd seen it, you wouldn't forget.

Whooo-hooooo! Ride 'em cowgirl! (NSFW, obviously) Link


I could watch that all day...

Well, 30 seconds anyway.
 
2013-06-20 09:58:46 PM
i.imgur.com


Betsy Russell being unimpressed.
 
2013-06-20 10:00:32 PM
I'm starry-eyed and vaguely discontented
 
2013-06-20 10:00:42 PM
The minute the uncensored surfaces is the minute we hit peak Upton.


//Barring the unlikely sex tape.
 
2013-06-20 10:04:47 PM

David Faustino's rap career: I want to obliterate her shiatpipe.

/haha not really


Your Fark name is on point, lol...
 
2013-06-20 10:06:15 PM
Django and A block of Wood in Olympus has Fallen 2!
 
2013-06-20 10:08:04 PM

eddievercetti: Django and A block of Wood in Olympus has Fallen 2!


Oops wrong thread,
 
2013-06-20 10:29:06 PM

Elegy: AdolfOliverPanties: scottydoesntknow: /Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

Those are actually her nipples.  Very strange, but one...er...two of a kind!

Some women actually do have stars for nipples...

NSFW


I need to know who that is. For science.
 
2013-06-20 10:33:30 PM

jaytkay: varmitydog: Whooo-hooooo! Ride 'em cowgirl! (NSFW, obviously) Link

That does not look comfortable


Remember that scene from that Sean Penn movie "Bad Boys" where a kid beats up the Kurgan from Highlander with a sock full of batteries? Yeah.

/I am not well
 
2013-06-20 10:40:35 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 400x216]


Betsy Russell being unimpressed.


you have to link to the video... probably better than kate upton anyway... obviously NSFW!!!

however, probably the greatest topless horseback scene in modern cinema... imho...
 
2013-06-20 10:47:45 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Beautiful young woman, lovely breasts, but.....she has an oddly shaped torso. Any thoughts?


I agree, but it isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's sort of like a beauty mark.
 
2013-06-20 11:02:35 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Flab: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this

It's censored. Her wet t-shirt photos are more revealing

/Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

The uncensored video is out there somewhere. I CALL ON THE POWER OF FARK!

If Anonymous really wanted to prove their skills, they would find that video. For the good of mankind.

I don't think anyone ever used "Anonymous" in conjunction with "the good of mankind" before.

Eh, they exposed Aaron Barr, provided momentum behind those Steubenville dudes, and supposedly helped get the message out during the Arab Spring, they can do some good.

Of course they can also make it their mission in life to completely emotionally destroy a 13 year old girl, vandalize random websites with racist and anti-semitic screed, and shut down gaming networks.

They're like the 'chance' card in Monopoly, you really never know what members associating themselves with the group will do.


I read that as "exposed Aaron Burr" and wondered what in the hell you were going on about. Luckily I re-read it before I went full derp.
 
2013-06-20 11:16:02 PM

bgddy24601: TuteTibiImperes: Flab: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this

It's censored. Her wet t-shirt photos are more revealing

/Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

The uncensored video is out there somewhere. I CALL ON THE POWER OF FARK!

If Anonymous really wanted to prove their skills, they would find that video. For the good of mankind.

I don't think anyone ever used "Anonymous" in conjunction with "the good of mankind" before.

Eh, they exposed Aaron Barr, provided momentum behind those Steubenville dudes, and supposedly helped get the message out during the Arab Spring, they can do some good.

Of course they can also make it their mission in life to completely emotionally destroy a 13 year old girl, vandalize random websites with racist and anti-semitic screed, and shut down gaming networks.

They're like the 'chance' card in Monopoly, you really never know what members associating themselves with the group will do.

I read that as "exposed Aaron Burr" and wondered what in the hell you were going on about. Luckily I re-read it before I went full derp.


Good old Aaron Barr...

www.troll.me
 
2013-06-20 11:23:25 PM
I was expecting her to imitate catherine the great
 
2013-06-20 11:34:54 PM

loonatic112358: I was expecting her to imitate catherine the great


was pulling for lady godiva myself
 
2013-06-20 11:38:47 PM

bgddy24601: I read that as "exposed Aaron Burr" and wondered what in the hell you were going on about. Luckily I re-read it before I went full derp.


TuteTibiImperes: Good old Aaron Barr...


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 12:15:12 AM

scottydoesntknow: FlashHarry: reminded me of this classic gif.

And I still sat there and watched it repeat about 10 times.

/There's still hope!




NSFW Hope springs eternal in the human chest, man never is, but always is blessed
 
2013-06-21 12:18:31 AM

Sofa King Smart: Betsy Russell being unimpressed.

you have to link to the video... probably better than kate upton anyway... obviously NSFW!!!

however, probably the greatest topless horseback scene in modern cinema... imho...


Bo Derek and her natural breasts in Bolero disagree.

/Betsy had implants
 
2013-06-21 01:13:52 AM
I didn't think it was possible to hate TMZ more, but now there's this.
 
2013-06-21 02:19:02 AM
Man the bunks!
 
2013-06-21 02:29:04 AM

David Faustino's rap career: I want to obliterate her shiatpipe.

/haha not really


That's odd, I wrote a song called "Obliterated Sh*tpipe," which was a touching tale of a brief romance I had with a woman in Paris. Were you one of the two people who downloaded it? Or is it that great minds think alike?
 
2013-06-21 03:39:18 AM
Thank goodness TMZ gave us a reaction video on the uncensored version... they truly have never seen breasts before, have they?
 
2013-06-21 03:56:41 AM
TMZ covering up the nipples.

Buncha arseholes.
 
2013-06-21 04:20:26 AM
I farkied  nmrsnr once and thought this was amusing given the context:

img.fark.net

/agreed
 
2013-06-21 09:31:53 AM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)


Well played.
 
2013-06-21 11:30:38 AM
Awesome.
 
2013-06-21 02:02:28 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 400x216]


Betsy Russell being unimpressed.


one of the greatest movies scenes of all time
 
2013-06-21 02:08:35 PM
Who saw my (+1) and clicked to see if it was someone finally posting the original?

Be honest! I popped in hoping Waldo's post was the orig.
 
2013-06-21 02:52:14 PM

Sofa King Smart: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 400x216]


Betsy Russell being unimpressed.

you have to link to the video... probably better than kate upton anyway... obviously NSFW!!!

however, probably the greatest topless horseback scene in modern cinema... imho...


What horse?
 
2013-06-21 11:47:07 PM
With ten years as a professional lurker, I have to say I am disappoint.
 
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