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(TMZ)   Kate Upton, topless upon a horse. I say again: Kate Upton, topless upon a horse. The internet will now close for cleaning. (Not safe for work)   (tmz.com) divider line 139
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2013-06-20 05:18:04 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 05:18:32 PM

turtleking: whatever you do dont Google..."kate upton imgur gif" without proper preparation


/dammit

 
2013-06-20 05:20:24 PM

turtleking: whatever you do dont Google..."kate upton ingur gif" without proper preparation


Give me a hint, Im at work and I am curious...
 
2013-06-20 05:22:15 PM

turtleking: whatever you do dont Google..."kate upton ingur gif" without proper preparation


Sigh. Guess I have to cover the room in plastic, Dexter-style.
 
2013-06-20 05:23:44 PM

scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this

It's censored. Her wet t-shirt photos are more revealing

/Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

The uncensored video is out there somewhere. I CALL ON THE POWER OF FARK!

If Anonymous really wanted to prove their skills, they would find that video. For the good of mankind.


I don't think anyone ever used "Anonymous" in conjunction with "the good of mankind" before.
 
2013-06-20 05:28:34 PM

Supercampion: turtleking: whatever you do dont Google..."kate upton ingur gif" without proper preparation

Give me a hint, Im at work and I am curious...


www.reactionface.info
 
2013-06-20 05:29:13 PM
I have never wanted to be a horse so much in my life.  You know that when he got back to the stable, the other horses were like "Niiiiiiiiiiice"
 
2013-06-20 05:31:24 PM
Just got a wierd boner.Kate was riding Jennifer Aniston
 
2013-06-20 05:33:02 PM

Flab: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: scottydoesntknow: R.A.Danny: I wish I was somewhere where I could watch this

It's censored. Her wet t-shirt photos are more revealing

/Stupid TMZ and their stupid stars

The uncensored video is out there somewhere. I CALL ON THE POWER OF FARK!

If Anonymous really wanted to prove their skills, they would find that video. For the good of mankind.

I don't think anyone ever used "Anonymous" in conjunction with "the good of mankind" before.


Eh, they exposed Aaron Barr, provided momentum behind those Steubenville dudes, and supposedly helped get the message out during the Arab Spring, they can do some good.

Of course they can also make it their mission in life to completely emotionally destroy a 13 year old girl, vandalize random websites with racist and anti-semitic screed, and shut down gaming networks.

They're like the 'chance' card in Monopoly, you really never know what members associating themselves with the group will do.
 
2013-06-20 05:33:43 PM

jim32rr: [img.fark.net image 500x250]

Burn in the Hell TMZ


This.
 
2013-06-20 05:38:31 PM

W.C.fields forever: So I still haven't seen a nipple all day.

/nipple


Here's two.

img.fark.net

You're welcome.
 
2013-06-20 05:44:02 PM
"Unfortunately, we can't show you the completely uncensored version ..."

fark you TMZ. Youre on my list now.
 
2013-06-20 05:46:04 PM

fusillade762: W.C.fields forever: So I still haven't seen a nipple all day.

/nipple

Here's two.

[img.fark.net image 405x440]

You're welcome.


Here are like a bajillion (NSFW or sanity)
 
2013-06-20 05:46:56 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF FARK, WHAR UNCENSORED VERSION, WHAR?!?!
 
2013-06-20 05:50:20 PM
NSFW gif of the horse pissing on her.
 
2013-06-20 05:51:54 PM

farkingismybusiness: NSFW gif of the horse pissing on her.


ROFL
 
2013-06-20 05:53:48 PM
Torches.  Pitchforks.  TMZ offices.  NOW.
 
2013-06-20 05:54:20 PM

farkingismybusiness: NSFW gif of the horse pissing on her.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-06-20 05:56:59 PM
"And sometimes...not often, but sometimes...I like the idea of a chick with a horse."
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 06:04:05 PM

W.C.fields forever: Just got a wierd boner.Kate was riding Jennifer Aniston


It looked more like she was riding Sarah Jessica Parker.
 
2013-06-20 06:04:22 PM
I was hoping for something more along the lines of the Betsy Russell's topless horse riding scene from the movie Private School.
If you'd seen it, you wouldn't forget.
 
2013-06-20 06:04:22 PM
Fark, uncensored video, HURRY UP!
 
2013-06-20 06:10:01 PM
She ain't bad for a girl who looks like a baby-fat-loaded toddler stretched out to adult size.

Still, it's pretty dickish of TMZ to say "HEY SHE'S TOPLESS! LOOK!" and then say "we can't show you, though."

Jerks.
 
2013-06-20 06:10:25 PM

weapon13: W.C.fields forever: Just got a wierd boner.Kate was riding Jennifer Aniston

It looked more like she was riding Sarah Jessica Parker.


ALWAYS get those two mixed up.
 
2013-06-20 06:11:11 PM
Sauce?
 
2013-06-20 06:11:34 PM

FlashHarry: reminded me of this classic gif.


It will ALWAYS happen (NSFW)
 
2013-06-20 06:14:22 PM

lokis_mentor: FlashHarry: reminded me of this classic gif.

It will ALWAYS happen (NSFW)


a winner is me!
 
2013-06-20 06:20:31 PM
I just want it to be known that I hate all of you.
 
2013-06-20 06:22:20 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 06:28:25 PM

ZeroCorpse: She ain't bad for a girl who looks like a baby-fat-loaded toddler stretched out to adult size.

Still, it's pretty dickish of TMZ to say "HEY SHE'S TOPLESS! LOOK!" and then say "we can't show you, though."

Jerks.


i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-20 06:28:39 PM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)



Well played, sir. Well played.

/realized I was being rolled, after clickage.
//would roll again
 
2013-06-20 06:29:56 PM
Oh, and that chick is adorable.

/she needs to go brunette
 
2013-06-20 06:32:11 PM
You know what. This thread sucks.

This whole situation just sucks.

TMZ can burn in hell.
 
2013-06-20 06:34:46 PM
It made my star move...
 
2013-06-20 06:35:45 PM

TheManofPA: Uncensored youtube through egotastic: Link NSFW obviously


So is this officially a rockroll instead of a rickroll?
 
2013-06-20 06:38:57 PM

scottydoesntknow: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: TheManofPA: Uncensored youtube through egotastic: Link NSFW obviously

Rickroll?

Youtube is blocked at work...but I figure they aren't allowing the free boobies on the youtubes so...

Rockroll


Beat me to it.
 
2013-06-20 06:42:27 PM

Kurmudgeon: I was hoping for something more along the lines of the Betsy Russell's topless horse riding scene from the movie Private School.
If you'd seen it, you wouldn't forget.


RIP Nipsey Russell
 
2013-06-20 06:44:19 PM
I want to obliterate her shiatpipe.

/haha not really
 
2013-06-20 06:52:10 PM

Supercampion: TOO FAT

[img.fark.net image 468x714]


It's not really fat...  She's just a very oddly shaped person.  From the bottom of her rib cage up she's great.  From that point down, she's a train wreck.  Apparently, 90% of her fans can't stop looking at her teats long enough to notice.
 
2013-06-20 06:56:14 PM
i have a star nipple fetish and am blah blah blah
 
2013-06-20 07:00:18 PM

sinanju: Supercampion: TOO FAT

[img.fark.net image 468x714]

It's not really fat...  She's just a very oddly shaped person.  From the bottom of her rib cage up she's great.  From that point down, she's a train wreck.  Apparently, 90% of her fans can't stop looking at her teats long enough to notice.


Yeah. I've been saying this since the beginning. her midsection is like a bag filled with salsa, and her tits are only eye-catching because she wears tops that are a size too small. She has a toddler's face, too.
 
2013-06-20 07:12:40 PM
All she does is set there on it? She doesn't ride the horse at all? What a waste, we could have had some classic jiggle action.
Now that's what you call a waste of talent, a missed opportunity to really have something to remember this babe by for the ages.
(sigh)Too many woman and fairies in the fashion world for something common sense like that to occur, I suppose.
 
2013-06-20 07:16:04 PM

ZeroCorpse: sinanju: Supercampion: TOO FAT

[img.fark.net image 468x714]

It's not really fat...  She's just a very oddly shaped person.  From the bottom of her rib cage up she's great.  From that point down, she's a train wreck.  Apparently, 90% of her fans can't stop looking at her teats long enough to notice.

Yeah. I've been saying this since the beginning. her midsection is like a bag filled with salsa, and her tits are only eye-catching because she wears tops that are a size too small. She has a toddler's face, too.


In other news, some girls that look stupid hot around 17 - 21 look only 'meh' between 23 - 30, and possibly even GAH!!!1! once they're squirted out a kid or two.
 
2013-06-20 07:24:24 PM

fusillade762: W.C.fields forever: So I still haven't seen a nipple all day.

/nipple

Here's two.

[img.fark.net image 405x440]

You're welcome.



encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-20 07:25:34 PM

TuteTibiImperes: fusillade762: W.C.fields forever: So I still haven't seen a nipple all day.

/nipple

Here's two.

[img.fark.net image 405x440]

You're welcome.

Here are like a bajillion (NSFW or sanity)




I would have voted for Hillary/McCain.
 
2013-06-20 07:39:54 PM

Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet?

Here it is (NSFW?)


I wish I could spend $5 to un-total fark you for a month
 
2013-06-20 07:42:00 PM

sammyk: I wish I could spend $5 to un-total fark you for a month


I've been saying for years that they could make a pile on that.
 
2013-06-20 07:47:33 PM

sammyk: Donnchadha: costermonger: So.. does the original exist on the internet? Here it is (NSFW?) I wish I could spend $5 to un-total fark you for a month


Too funny.
 
2013-06-20 07:52:36 PM

sinanju: Supercampion: TOO FAT

[img.fark.net image 468x714]

It's not really fat...  She's just a very oddly shaped person.  From the bottom of her rib cage up she's great.  From that point down, she's a train wreck.  Apparently, 90% of her fans can't stop looking at her teats long enough to notice.


Precisely.  She has the lower legs of a ten year old--no definition in the least.  Which is odd considering her otherwise healthy figure.
 
2013-06-20 08:07:54 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Beautiful young woman, lovely breasts, but.....she has an oddly shaped torso. Any thoughts?


She doesn't have enough hips.
 
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