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(Reuters)   Dotcom Massacre: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear a whole lot of porn has been deleted   (reuters.com) divider line 21
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2013-06-20 06:35:10 PM
4 votes:
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2013-06-20 06:31:04 PM
4 votes:

mat catastrophe: I'm sure that many of the millions of users who were storing very important work on those servers will soon begin suing the beyeezus out of everyone involved.

It's impossible to fathom how much important legal, medical, and scholarly work has been lost....


Anyone who trusted a single cloud provider with the only copy of an important legal, medical or scholarly document deserves to never work again.
2013-06-20 06:22:40 PM
3 votes:
Yay for "cloud" storage of all your "important" data.
2013-06-20 10:17:25 PM
2 votes:
Hah! I win the days-gone-by sweepstakes. You straight guys had the Sears catalog, I got to run to the bathroom when the International Male catalog came in the mail.
2013-06-20 07:48:37 PM
2 votes:
I like how they referred to his real name of Kim Shmitz as though THAT was his wacky alias.

"The Ultimate Warrior, or as he is known to freak shows and degenerates 'Jim' stopped by a school today to babble crazily about health care."

Also, aside from rare porn/bootlegs/collections, 99% of what was on Mega is still available.
2013-06-20 06:48:40 PM
2 votes:

Kanabiis: Wait the government destroyed the evidence they planned on using to procecute a German citizen? Could it be that what they found was actually going to prove his case? Nah, that's just crazy talk, I'm sure it was just an accident, some intern made a mistake, rest assured they will take action to insure it doesn't happen again.


The US is prosecuting Dotcom.  The servers belong to a Dutch firm.  LeaseWeb claims nobody asked it to preserve the data.  Doltcom's attorney and the EFF dispute that claim.

http://www.zdnet.com/leaseweb-explains-why-it-deleted-kim-dotcoms-me ga upload-data-7000017098/
2013-06-20 06:46:32 PM
2 votes:
ah, back to the good old days.
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2013-06-20 06:29:41 PM
2 votes:

FabulousFreep: Yay for "cloud" storage of all your "important" data.


There have been so many cases where online storage has suddenly gone away for one reason or another. Anyone who still relies on a cloud storage for their only copy of anything even vaguely important is an idiot. Hard drives are so cheap these days, and its so easy to have an external USB hard drive as a backup, plus software that makes backups automatically.
2013-06-20 06:26:04 PM
2 votes:
Don't worry the NSA has backups.
2013-06-21 04:13:57 AM
1 votes:

Fark Me To Tears: bwilson27: I'm going to go die now, thank you.

Oh please. This isn't any worse than that Danish animal porn that you were watching on the boss's computer at work the other day. And all I did was describe it, in a response to the post which addressed kissing prolapses. You actually WATCHED that guy screwing the cow... and the chicken...


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2013-06-21 12:40:09 AM
1 votes:

Fark Me To Tears: haydenarrrrgh: Fark Me To Tears: We've come a long way from department store catalog underwear models to A2M, felching, snowballing, squirting, and GGG... (Thank God for the Internet)

I reached my personal limit the other day when I saw something called "prolapse kissing".  It's exactly as horrible as it sounds.

The preferred term for a prolapsed anus is "tulip." While there is porn specifically targeting prolapsed women (both vaginal and anal), you also tend to see tulips in creampie eating videos.

If you're scratching your heads on this, here's the typical setup: 1 guy and 2 girls. The girls are in a 69 position where one is lying flat on her back and the other is on all fours. The guy is behind the girl who is on all fours, penetrating her ass and building up for the anal creampie. He cums inside that girl, pulls out, and moves out of the way. The girl underneath positions herself so that any cum which runs out too quickly will be caught in her mouth (or at least on her face). Then the girl with the creampie begins pushing out. Sometimes she pushes out until she tulips, at which point part of her rectum is actually poking out through her sphincter (and it kind of looks like a flower, which is where the term tulip comes from -- are you following me?). So then, the girl who's underneath raises her head (sometimes with the help of the guy) and begins licking up any cum around the anal area and she starts penetrating the tulip with her tongue. Is everybody still with me on this? The whole point of this exercise is that she's trying to lick out the remnants of the creampie (and hopefully swallow it, since that's why they're performing this act in the first place). All the way up to this point, this can be a very hot scene if the participants are all doing things correctly. Where it gets hard to watch -- even for porn connoisseurs -- is when the girl who's tuliped is also gassed up (which can happen after a great deal of intense anal intercourse), and s ...


What is a classy fella like you doing in a place like this?
2013-06-20 08:37:34 PM
1 votes:

Flint Ironstag: Anyone who trusted a single cloud provider with the only copy of an important legal, medical or scholarly document deserves to never work again.


Indeed. Late 90's/early 2000s  I used to use xdrive and a couple other places so I wouldnt make the mail servers choke on 25mb upc files sent to overseas offices. All of them went away at one point. Enter rapidshare . and Mega, etc.
2013-06-20 08:19:49 PM
1 votes:

GreenSun: You don't go to megaupload for porn, it's what xvideos is for.


Amen. With megaupload you have no idea who the porn has been with or what the porn can infect you with.
2013-06-20 06:44:40 PM
1 votes:

Krieghund: stampylives: If I was a dude named Kim, I'd make up a stupid fake name too. Maybe not as stupid as dotcom, but something.

If *my* name was "Kim', I'd think it was pretty cool that I had the same name as the title character of one of the classics of youth literature.


Yeah... no one read that. Looks ghey
2013-06-20 06:38:29 PM
1 votes:
This is why I have 12 terabytes of storage right here next to my computer....
2013-06-20 06:35:38 PM
1 votes:
Wait the government destroyed the evidence they planned on using to procecute a German citizen? Could it be that what they found was actually going to prove his case? Nah, that's just crazy talk, I'm sure it was just an accident, some intern made a mistake, rest assured they will take action to insure it doesn't happen again.
2013-06-20 06:33:24 PM
1 votes:
You whippersnappers who have had internet pron since puberty dont know how good you have it.
2013-06-20 06:33:03 PM
1 votes:

stampylives: If I was a dude named Kim, I'd make up a stupid fake name too. Maybe not as stupid as dotcom, but something.


If *my* name was "Kim', I'd think it was pretty cool that I had the same name as the title character of one of the classics of youth literature.

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2013-06-20 06:23:33 PM
1 votes:
Historians will have to scour our hard drives and newspaper clippings to scrape together enough information to piece together our collective fetishes.  They will misinterpret our kinks through their jaded filters, grossly exaggerating our noble lusts into comical perversions that were impossible to achieve.  And we will be all the poorer because they didn't focus on inventing time travel so they could tell us about their concocted ways we could be employing to sate our libidos.
2013-06-20 06:23:10 PM
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: The Cloud.


It's the future. What could possibly go wrong?
2013-06-20 06:18:04 PM
1 votes:
The Cloud.
 
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