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(Sun Journal (Maine))   "claims to be for the people but he's the first one to give it to the people without providing Vaseline." This was said by: A) A radio host B) A blogger C) The Governor of Maine   (sunjournal.com) divider line 50
    More: Amusing, Vaseline, Paul LePage, Aroostook County, Maine Governor  
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2013-06-20 02:22:25 PM
I hate LePage so much
 
2013-06-20 02:51:34 PM
No matter who wins next years circus of an election the Gov is determined to leave the state a smoking crater by the time the votes are counted. Every move at this point seems calculated to do as much damage as possible.
 
2013-06-20 04:57:15 PM
If you've ever wondered what it'd be like to have an eight year old as a governor, come to Maine.
 
2013-06-20 05:44:29 PM
Mainer here...  ...  that's all I got...
 
2013-06-20 05:47:12 PM
What is it with the GOP and their preoccupation with teh buttsecks?

img.fark.net

Whoops, nevermind.
 
2013-06-20 05:48:43 PM
If my tax dollars are paying for that Vaseline then you better bite down on that pillow, ayuh!
 
2013-06-20 05:50:58 PM

shifty lookin bleeder: If you've ever wondered what it'd be like to have an eight year old as a governor, come to Maine.


There's something about the Maine/New Hampshire/Vermont region that just breeds  or cultivates insanity.  Not the Florida type, but the political type that can be extraordinarily moderate and live and let live one day and then wackadoodle conspiracy racist wharrgarrble the next.  Alaska tends to be the same way but taken to am extreme.

My theory is that it comes down to relatively small populations and remoteness with long winters.  It pays to have liberal ideas about personal freedom.  You depend on your neighbors regardless of who they are or what they believe.  As long as they're not hurting anyone.  But then again, you're cooped up with your own thoughts for months at a time.  You come to trust yourself and you small circle of friends.  Everyone else is an outsider.

/We're talking the remote regions, not those inhabited solely by Massholes.
 
2013-06-20 05:53:58 PM
Thanks Governor Ice Cube!  For the record, can you either confirm or deny that Eazy's dick is smelling like MC Ren's shiat?
 
2013-06-20 05:54:32 PM
And yet, this isn't even the most asinine thing this jackass has said in the past month.
 
2013-06-20 05:58:37 PM
And he especially doesn't have the goddamn common courtesy to give a reach-around.
 
2013-06-20 05:59:29 PM
"this man this year tried to take my pension away, "

Sounds like Gov. LePage doesn't have much confidence in winning a second term.
 
2013-06-20 06:04:24 PM
This is what can happen when you allow someone to win an election with only 38% of the vote.
 
2013-06-20 06:08:18 PM

Raoul Eaton: This is what can happen when you allow someone to win an election with only 38% of the vote.


Jesus Christ, the Democrat in that election was named "Libby"? You have GOT to be kidding me!!!!
 
2013-06-20 06:15:00 PM

theknuckler_33: Raoul Eaton: This is what can happen when you allow someone to win an election with only 38% of the vote.

Jesus Christ, the Democrat in that election was named "Libby"? You have GOT to be kidding me!!!!


If it was a sitcom it would be funny.  But it's not.
 
2013-06-20 06:16:46 PM
 
2013-06-20 06:18:53 PM
Ok Maine wins (for today) all I got is GOP misogynist ranting against another GOP because she's black and well, female.

/Illinois
//and corruption,don't forget the corruption
///and jail for most of our govs the last few years
 
2013-06-20 06:22:52 PM
Oh, my virgin ears.
 
2013-06-20 06:23:00 PM
Really, who provides Vaseline anyway?  Try one of the silicone lubes.  They stay in place, make things very slick, and don't dissolve condoms.
 
2013-06-20 06:27:18 PM
Yeeeaaaaaah, you're not supposed to use Vaseline as a sex lubricant, for many reasons.
 
2013-06-20 06:31:13 PM

BSABSVR: Thanks Governor Ice Cube!  For the record, can you either confirm or deny that Eazy's dick is smelling like MC Ren's shiat?


You're beautiful.

/man did they get farked over by that asswipe lawyer agent
 
2013-06-20 06:35:58 PM

Mike Chewbacca: Yeeeaaaaaah, you're not supposed to use Vaseline as a sex lubricant, for many reasons.


While that is true, if I put the word "lube" in place of "Vaseline" in his comment...

I don't know, I just LOL!
 
2013-06-20 06:49:48 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: BSABSVR: Thanks Governor Ice Cube!  For the record, can you either confirm or deny that Eazy's dick is smelling like MC Ren's shiat?

You're beautiful.

/man did they get farked over by that asswipe lawyer agent


While it's likely that nobody will ever know what Jerry Heller made during that era, he had better hope it was enough.  Aside from showing up randomly in documentaries as "the guy who put Eazy-E on the map" he hasn't done a damn thing since as far as I can tell.  Even the crooked dudes who exploit boy bands end up still producing and managing somewhere.
 
2013-06-20 07:24:13 PM
Lube or not, the middle class is still getting farked.
 
2013-06-20 07:32:19 PM
Vaseline is a shiatty lube anyway.
 
2013-06-20 07:44:29 PM
[imgoingindry.jpg]
 
2013-06-20 08:13:22 PM

ArgusRun: shifty lookin bleeder: If you've ever wondered what it'd be like to have an eight year old as a governor, come to Maine.

There's something about the Maine/New Hampshire/Vermont region that just breeds  or cultivates insanity.  Not the Florida type, but the political type that can be extraordinarily moderate and live and let live one day and then wackadoodle conspiracy racist wharrgarrble the next.  Alaska tends to be the same way but taken to am extreme.

My theory is that it comes down to relatively small populations and remoteness with long winters.  It pays to have liberal ideas about personal freedom.  You depend on your neighbors regardless of who they are or what they believe.  As long as they're not hurting anyone.  But then again, you're cooped up with your own thoughts for months at a time.  You come to trust yourself and you small circle of friends.  Everyone else is an outsider.

/We're talking the remote regions, not those inhabited solely by Massholes.


This is intriguing.  I was lead to believe that arseholes had no mass.  A hole is a hole, right?
 
2013-06-20 08:51:12 PM
 
2013-06-20 08:55:52 PM
jeee sus h christ...

LePage actually has a shot at reelection because Cutler is going to split the remaining votes with whatever Democrat candidate gets put forward.

I"m still wondering where the hell all the jobs are that LePage promised?
 
2013-06-20 09:00:34 PM

Publikwerks: I hate LePage so much

 
2013-06-20 09:00:46 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 09:14:06 PM
My headline was identical. Well, except for the fact I skipped A. and B.
 
2013-06-20 09:16:15 PM

TwoHead: No matter who wins next years circus of an election the Gov is determined to leave the state a smoking crater by the time the votes are counted. Every move at this point seems calculated to do as much damage as possible.


Mid-Coast, huh? Me too. Sorta.
 
2013-06-20 09:55:43 PM
I think  it's kind of nice to have a politician who doesn't try to dress it up when he's pummeling his opponent. You definitely know where this guy stands.
 
2013-06-20 09:58:21 PM

jjorsett: I think  it's kind of nice to have a politician who doesn't try to dress it up when he's pummeling his opponent. You definitely know where this guy stands.


LePage isn't actually able to work with anyone, even his own party.  I'm pretty sure he's fine with that.  His approach seems to be that anything that strangles and weakens government is a good thing.
 
2013-06-20 10:17:50 PM
Lived here all my life (50+ years). Other than Jim Longley (Independent-mid 70s) our governors have sucked.
 
2013-06-20 10:46:29 PM
Mainer here, just checking in to let you know I didn't vote for this moron.
 
2013-06-20 11:06:37 PM

heinekenftw: Mainer here, just checking in to let you know I didn't vote for this moron.


Me either. We're 2 of the 62%.
 
2013-06-20 11:08:05 PM
This guy is ABSOLUTELY F*CKING INSANE.
 
2013-06-21 12:04:42 AM
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He is an ass man.
 
2013-06-21 12:16:20 AM

gadian: Vaseline is a shiatty lube anyway.


I used to like using all-vegetable shortening. I learned it from that song, "Crisco Packing Mama."
 
2013-06-21 12:21:18 AM

shifty lookin bleeder: If you've ever wondered what it'd be like to have an eight year old as a governor, come to Maine.


You shouldn't let your 8-year old watch so much porn, then...
 
2013-06-21 01:08:11 AM
Jesus, the stone masons still fark each other with vaseline down at the lodge? Someone needs to send these guys to the astroglide website for fark's sake!
 
2013-06-21 04:04:21 AM
Hearing about some of the other things he's been doing, it sounds like projection.  The person he put in charge of enviromental protection, as soon as he was in office, was a lobbyist for all of the biggest polluters in the state.. so pretty much all enviromental protections have stopped.
 
2013-06-21 05:31:35 AM
i915.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-21 07:02:14 AM
I used to camp up at Scraggly Lake in Aroostook county when I was kid.  Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the fark up there.  Northeastern rednecks.

/csb
 
2013-06-21 07:02:48 AM
hmmm.....sounds like someone might be taking political tips from a certain Canadian politician. Or maybe its the other way around?

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 09:52:09 AM

ArgusRun: wackadoodle conspiracy racist wharrgarrble


This is what I thought of.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 10:04:19 AM
Projection noted, Governor.
 
2013-06-21 10:13:47 AM
LePage is an ignorant ass.

/Mainer
 
2013-06-21 12:32:28 PM

Gyrfalcon: shifty lookin bleeder: If you've ever wondered what it'd be like to have an eight year old as a governor, come to Maine.

You shouldn't let your 8-year old watch so much porn, then...


Don't judge me. I'm not on trial here.

/and besides, how else is he going to learn that stuff?
//#winning
 
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