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(Crawley News)   Man admits Marks & Spencer sock theft spree   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Marks & Spencer, Gatwick Airport, chardonnay  
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1458 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jun 2013 at 3:36 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-20 02:58:50 PM  
I don't think this is going to work for the plot of The Bling Ring II: The Blingening.
2013-06-20 03:02:57 PM  
Try saying "sock theft spree" three times fast.
2013-06-20 03:38:36 PM  
Chronic masturbation.  NEED MOAR SOCKS!
2013-06-20 03:42:30 PM  
If you're only turning tables, they don't seem to mind.
2013-06-20 03:43:22 PM  
Step 1: steal socks
2013-06-20 03:43:32 PM  
i'm gonna like the way you look.  i guarantee it
2013-06-20 03:56:56 PM  
Wendy is a man?

/i'm a dude!
2013-06-20 04:00:22 PM  
I guess he never quite got off on the reveloution stuff.

/What a drag.
//Too many Snags.
2013-06-20 04:05:10 PM  
Came for the All The Young Dudes references.

Leaving satisfied.
2013-06-20 04:22:59 PM  

Sybarite: I don't think this is going to work for the plot of The Bling Ring II: The Blingening.

That's The Bling Ring II: Electric Blingaroo
2013-06-20 04:31:12 PM  
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2013-06-20 04:40:54 PM  
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Also wants socks.
2013-06-20 04:50:23 PM  
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2013-06-20 04:52:40 PM  
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/actually, dead
2013-06-20 05:25:22 PM  
When it's late at night
and you're snuggled up in bed
he'll be at the garden gate
filling underwear with dread
2013-06-20 05:33:11 PM  
Saw the headline and immediately assumed it was Rob Brydon.
2013-06-20 07:08:32 PM  
2013-06-20 08:45:22 PM  
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So, you got your gear from Marks and Sparks?
2013-06-21 09:23:08 AM  
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British sock thief? it's been done before...
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