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(Inquisitr)   Rush Limbaugh says gay people marrying will lead to acceptance of pedophilia and destroy 'traditional marriage'. None his four wives available for comment   (inquisitr.com) divider line 26
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2013-06-20 03:07:18 PM  
4 votes:

ScreamingHangover: Yes. because we all know New York's gay population is marginal.


I said a herp, derp, the herpie, the herpie to the herp herp derp and you don't stop, to rock it to the whar whargarbl, say up jumped the garbl to the rhythm of the garbl-dy beat.
Now, what you hear is not a test, I'm derpin' to the beat!
2013-06-20 02:18:16 PM  
3 votes:

Farxist: Are you okay with consenting child?


This must be the Politics tab I've heard so much about.  Pardon me while I go get a post-facepalm ice pack.
2013-06-20 02:10:58 PM  
3 votes:

theorellior: He forgot turtles, man, it's turtles all the way down.


Every time someone mentions this now all I can think about are people being forced to marry Mitch McConnell.
2013-06-20 04:14:04 PM  
2 votes:
What a jester that man is.

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2013-06-20 01:55:04 PM  
2 votes:
He forgot turtles, man, it's turtles all the way down.
2013-06-21 04:06:17 AM  
1 votes:
"The lardy doth protest too much, methinks."
2013-06-20 11:43:51 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: FTFA: There is a movement on to normalize pedophilia, and I guarantee you your reaction to that is probably much the same as your reaction when you first heard about gay marriage.

If by "much the same" you mean "completely the opposite", then yes.


The difference of course also being that the "movement on to normalize pedophilia" remains the same small group of perverts and deviates it was when it started; there is no groundswell of support for NAMBLA in the past 40 years like there was for gay rights. Nobody wants to make boy-loving legal like they wanted to make sex between consenting adults legal, and that, dear Rushbo, is the big difference between pedophilia and gay marriage.

There will never be a big acceptance of letting people do things to kids, no matter how much perverts like Rush desperately want there to be. Sorry.
2013-06-20 08:58:11 PM  
1 votes:

Even With A Chainsaw: BSABSVR: Even With A Chainsaw: whitman00: Two gay people- Consenting adults.

Pedophilia- NON CONSENTING CHILD
Bestiality Hamburgers - NON CONSENTING ANIMAL

That's why liberals accept gay relationships and gay marriage and will always be opposed to pedophilia and bestiality.

FTFY

You need a better argument against bestiality.

You need a better concept of comparisons.

Howso?  Murder of a non-consenting animal is ok, but rape is not?


Where to start?  For one, food animals are not the same as pets or (ugh) hump animals typically.  For another thing, killing an animal humanely is not the same thing as ass farking one for funsies.  Causing an animal pain for your own pleasure is sadistic behavior.  Humanely killing an animal to make into food, or clothing or what have you is acceptable even if people don't want to think about the details.  Penetrating an animal that is not built for it is not significantly removed from tying fire crackers to a cat's tail.

Mostly, it's that you are not making a fair comparison.  Even a 7th level vegan is going to be OK with me wanting to eat a red onion.  maybe I even really dig red onions, to the point where I eat them on everything all the time.  Maybe I even evangelize to my friends and co workers how awesome red onion is.  Sure that would get me some eyerolls, maybe an unflattering nickname or two, but that's about as far as it goes.

If I wandered around talking about how I just love to dig holes in a red onion to fark it hard, and if I don't have knife, I just slap an onion with my cock, and boy you have no idea what sexy is until you see your load dripping down the side of an onion bulb; I would be (rightly) drummed from normal society.
2013-06-20 06:23:19 PM  
1 votes:

Even With A Chainsaw: whitman00: Two gay people- Consenting adults.

Pedophilia- NON CONSENTING CHILD
Bestiality Hamburgers - NON CONSENTING ANIMAL

That's why liberals accept gay relationships and gay marriage and will always be opposed to pedophilia and bestiality.

FTFY

You need a better argument against bestiality.


You fark your food? Guess it is cheaper than buying mayonnaise.
2013-06-20 05:40:26 PM  
1 votes:

BMFPitt: Tommy Moo: The slippery slope argument should never be used by anyone, not even to advocate for what you or I might agree is the "right" side. It is fundamentally flawed logic. Every step deserves to be judged on its own merits. We're trying to climb to the top of Mt. Moral. If the peak is 50 feet in front of us, we should walk 50 feet. The fact that 70 feet is too far doesn't eliminate the fact that where we are isn't far enough.

There are plenty of occasions when the slope is actually quite slippery.


That's because of all the astro-glide
2013-06-20 03:49:22 PM  
1 votes:

2 grams: but claiming Rush Limbaugh is linking homosexaul marraige to pediphile rape is welll, you're either lying or ignorant.


I'm so sorry. Your post was well-reasoned and thought-out, but I read that as "homosex maul" and couldn't help but picture a giant, wooden-handled metal phallus with spikes on. I swear I couldn't stop giggling for 10 minutes.
2013-06-20 03:45:43 PM  
1 votes:

FatherChaos: By the way, how are your sponsors these days, Rush?


All two of them.

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2013-06-20 03:07:49 PM  
1 votes:
I've been "gay" married for a year and I haven't raped a child yet.
2013-06-20 02:55:06 PM  
1 votes:

Farxist: Well, at least I know which alts you use.


All of them. Fark is only me talking to myself, and your lame troll account.
2013-06-20 02:46:34 PM  
1 votes:

Farxist: Well, at least I know which alts you use.


If you're thinking that I'm an alt of anyone's, or have any alts, then you can cross off "become Sherlock Holmes" from your bucket list, because it ain't happening.
2013-06-20 02:39:04 PM  
1 votes:
None his 4 wives available for comment

Nor were the children of the Dominican Republic.
2013-06-20 02:35:59 PM  
1 votes:

Farxist: When you selective cut out things from a post, you will lose context. I am not sure why you did that whether it was deliberate or not.


You suck at this. Really, really badly. My advice: lurk moar, and take notes. Come back with an alt that's not associated with fail of such magnitude.
2013-06-20 02:09:27 PM  
1 votes:

Prey4reign: Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.


That is hilarious!!!

The way you allude to "packing shiate" and how that is all Takei is humor at its finest.

It won't be long before Comedy Central will be knocking on your door.

Hold your breath till then
2013-06-20 02:05:14 PM  
1 votes:

Cythraul: Prey4reign: Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.

This isn't 4chan.


It was yesterday.
2013-06-20 02:02:51 PM  
1 votes:

Prey4reign: Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.


This isn't 4chan.
2013-06-20 02:02:34 PM  
1 votes:
Does he also believe that legalization of marijuana will lead to an increase of people destroying their hearing by Oxy abuse?

You just know that he is dejected because he sees the time-share money he spent in the Dominican at El Niño Chingado resort might have been wasted if everyone can get it locally
2013-06-20 02:01:26 PM  
1 votes:
Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.
2013-06-20 01:50:19 PM  
1 votes:
What's the one thing traditional marriage should never say to gay marriage in a bar?

Can I push your stool in?
2013-06-20 01:48:16 PM  
1 votes:
Man, why are all these anti-gay conservatives so obsessed with f*cking children?

It's like all they can think about. Two dudes holding hands and their minds go right to raping a child.
2013-06-20 01:46:32 PM  
1 votes:
why can't this fat fark just die of a heart attack already.
2013-06-20 01:42:03 PM  
1 votes:
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Project much, Rush?
 
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