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2013-06-20 01:42:03 PM  
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Project much, Rush?
 
2013-06-20 01:46:32 PM  
why can't this fat fark just die of a heart attack already.
 
2013-06-20 01:47:54 PM  
He's so boring.
 
2013-06-20 01:48:16 PM  
Man, why are all these anti-gay conservatives so obsessed with f*cking children?

It's like all they can think about. Two dudes holding hands and their minds go right to raping a child.
 
2013-06-20 01:50:19 PM  
What's the one thing traditional marriage should never say to gay marriage in a bar?

Can I push your stool in?
 
2013-06-20 01:51:57 PM  

Aarontology: Man, why are all these anti-gay conservatives so obsessed with f*cking children?

It's like all they can think about. Two dudes holding hands and their minds go right to raping a child.


Is that a rhetorical question or do you really want an answer?
 
2013-06-20 01:53:20 PM  

Aarontology: Man, why are all these anti-gay conservatives so obsessed with f*cking children?

It's like all they can think about. Two dudes holding hands and their minds go right to raping a child.


It's because they have just enough self-awareness to fear what they themselves would do in a a world where they were free to let up on their own breaks just a little bit. I honestly don't think you make a life (or certainly a career) out of being "conservative" on every goddamn issue unless you are repressing something about yourself that haunts you a great deal and you desperately need the weight of society to help you keep the monsters caged.
 
2013-06-20 01:53:57 PM  
Remember "Traditional Marriage" was basically a man OWNING his wife.
 
2013-06-20 01:54:59 PM  
Why is it the loudest defenders of "traditional marriage" are the ones with the most ex-wives?
 
2013-06-20 01:55:04 PM  
He forgot turtles, man, it's turtles all the way down.
 
2013-06-20 01:56:35 PM  

Aarontology: Man, why are all these anti-gay conservatives so obsessed with f*cking children?


Well it is Rush Limbaugh he has lots of practice from his all man trips to Dominican Republic, child prostitution capital of the world with a bottle of Viagra.
 
2013-06-20 01:58:17 PM  
If we let gay people get married then what is to stop Jabba the Hutt from marrying an Ewok?  It will be the end for traditional Huttese marriages(whatever those are.)
 
2013-06-20 01:58:40 PM  

gshepnyc: Aarontology: Man, why are all these anti-gay conservatives so obsessed with f*cking children?

It's like all they can think about. Two dudes holding hands and their minds go right to raping a child.

It's because they have just enough self-awareness to fear what they themselves would do in a a world where they were free to let up on their own breaks just a little bit. I honestly don't think you make a life (or certainly a career) out of being "conservative" on every goddamn issue unless you are repressing something about yourself that haunts you a great deal and you desperately need the weight of society to help you keep the monsters caged.


That would be the same society that conservatives rail against because it takes away their Freedoms.

In other words, they want to be free to be monsters as long as no-one else can.
 
2013-06-20 01:59:37 PM  
I really hope limbaugh continues to speak for the GOP and their family values platform. Every time he tries to claim the moral high ground the GOP loses a couple hundred more voters.
 
2013-06-20 02:01:26 PM  
Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.
 
2013-06-20 02:01:35 PM  
I won't outright dismiss the idea that pedophilia is connected to a fixed sexual orientation.
If that's what the evidence suggests then there's really no denying it.

But that wouldn't change that children can't consent, and anyone looking to engage in sexual acts with children is ethically and legally in the wrong.

I mean, fark, if you're going to suggest that gay marriage opens the floodgates for legal child molestation then you might as well say it also opens the floodgates for legal murder, theft, and everything else under the sun. Yes, that would be total anarchy. Good thing that consent is such an important facet of our laws, totally annihilating any such "danger" posed by gay marriage.
 
2013-06-20 02:01:47 PM  

ManateeGag: why can't this fat fark just die of a heart attack already.


Probably that contract he signed with Satan. I think he has another 20 years, at least.
 
2013-06-20 02:02:09 PM  

Weaver95: I really hope limbaugh continues to speak for the GOP and their family values platform. Every time he tries to claim the moral high ground the GOP loses a couple hundred more voters.


Luckily for the GOP, they'll just gerrymander those 100 voters into.a 98% Republican district they just pulled out of their ass.
 
2013-06-20 02:02:22 PM  
Rush has been saying that for a while now.

A year from now, he'll be saying it was never a big deal to begin with.
 
2013-06-20 02:02:34 PM  
Does he also believe that legalization of marijuana will lead to an increase of people destroying their hearing by Oxy abuse?

You just know that he is dejected because he sees the time-share money he spent in the Dominican at El Niño Chingado resort might have been wasted if everyone can get it locally
 
2013-06-20 02:02:51 PM  

Prey4reign: Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.


This isn't 4chan.
 
2013-06-20 02:02:59 PM  
FTFA: There is a movement on to normalize pedophilia, and I guarantee you your reaction to that is probably much the same as your reaction when you first heard about gay marriage.

If by "much the same" you mean "completely the opposite", then yes.
 
2013-06-20 02:03:13 PM  

Prey4reign: Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.


Most anal sex between heterosexuals.
 
2013-06-20 02:03:52 PM  

meat0918: Why is it the loudest defenders of "traditional marriage" are the ones with the most ex-wives?


They have the most marrying experience.
 
2013-06-20 02:04:18 PM  
Hey Republicans... tell us again how he's just an entertainer and doesn't speak for the GOP. Then you can prove it by listing all the Republicans in Congress who support gay marriage (don't worry - it won't take you very long).
 
2013-06-20 02:05:14 PM  

Cythraul: Prey4reign: Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.

This isn't 4chan.


It was yesterday.
 
2013-06-20 02:06:08 PM  

GhostFish: Prey4reign: Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.

Most anal sex between heterosexuals.


And if you're doing it right, fecal matter isn't involved.  Nice try though.  Let us know when your standup tour starts.
 
2013-06-20 02:06:22 PM  
I have never heard this argument before.
 
2013-06-20 02:06:34 PM  
Hey Rush, that bandwagon has left the station.
 
2013-06-20 02:06:57 PM  

Prey4reign: Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.


Someone has never tried to remove anal lube stains from 1500 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets.
 
2013-06-20 02:08:02 PM  

Corvus: Remember "Traditional Marriage" was basically a man OWNING his wifes.


FTFY

Ex 21:10 If he take him another wife....
De 21:15 If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated....
 
2013-06-20 02:08:16 PM  

wellreadneck: Prey4reign: Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.

Someone has never tried to remove anal lube stains from 1500 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets.


That's why I always have a layer of plastic sheets over my 'real' ones.
 
2013-06-20 02:08:47 PM  

Corvus: Remember "Traditional Marriage" was basically a man OWNING his wife.


Only until he died.  After that, his brother owned her.
 
2013-06-20 02:08:58 PM  

Aarontology: Man, why are all these anti-gay conservatives so obsessed with f*cking children?

boys?

All these people are incredibly ignorant or deliberately misleading or massive sexists if not all three when they don't mention all the girls that get abused.  If there really was a marriage->pedophilia connection the solution would be banning ALL marriage.
 
2013-06-20 02:09:27 PM  

Prey4reign: Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.


That is hilarious!!!

The way you allude to "packing shiate" and how that is all Takei is humor at its finest.

It won't be long before Comedy Central will be knocking on your door.

Hold your breath till then
 
2013-06-20 02:09:52 PM  

Aarontology: Man, why are all these anti-gay conservatives so obsessed with f*cking children?

It's like all they can think about. Two dudes holding hands and their minds go right to raping a child.


You'll find this mostly amongst the older conservatives: the ones who remember when Nambla was an active and accepted part of the LGBT community for over a decade, openly participating in gay pride parades and events.

The LGBT community threw Nambla under the bus in the mid-90's when they realize it was hurting the cause, but that doesn't stop the fact that Nambla members were once accepted amongst their ranks. Link

Personally, I support gay marriage. However, much like Christians (or any other group), the LGBT community also has some skeletons in the closet.
 
2013-06-20 02:10:58 PM  

theorellior: He forgot turtles, man, it's turtles all the way down.


Every time someone mentions this now all I can think about are people being forced to marry Mitch McConnell.
 
2013-06-20 02:11:45 PM  
The slippery slope argument should never be used by anyone, not even to advocate for what you or I might agree is the "right" side. It is fundamentally flawed logic. Every step deserves to be judged on its own merits. We're trying to climb to the top of Mt. Moral. If the peak is 50 feet in front of us, we should walk 50 feet. The fact that 70 feet is too far doesn't eliminate the fact that where we are isn't far enough.
 
2013-06-20 02:12:01 PM  

ScreamingHangover: Aarontology: Man, why are all these anti-gay conservatives so obsessed with f*cking children?

It's like all they can think about. Two dudes holding hands and their minds go right to raping a child.

You'll find this mostly amongst the older conservatives: the ones who remember when Nambla was an active and accepted part of the LGBT community for over a decade, openly participating in gay pride parades and events.

The LGBT community threw Nambla under the bus in the mid-90's when they realize it was hurting the cause, but that doesn't stop the fact that Nambla members were once accepted amongst their ranks. Link

Personally, I support gay marriage. However, much like Christians (or any other group), the LGBT community also has some skeletons in the closet.


When in the blue fark was NAMBLA an 'accepted' part of the LGBT community?
 
2013-06-20 02:13:01 PM  

A Terrible Human: theorellior: He forgot turtles, man, it's turtles all the way down.

Every time someone mentions this now all I can think about are people being forced to marry Mitch McConnell.


That is just SICK! You need a brain bleach!
 
2013-06-20 02:13:41 PM  
Two gay people- Consenting adults.

Pedophilia- NON CONSENTING CHILD
Bestiality- NON CONSENTING ANIMAL


That's why liberals accept gay relationships and gay marriage and will always be opposed to pedophilia and bestiality.
 
2013-06-20 02:14:01 PM  
Rush has 4 wives?
How did he manage that?  Is polygamy legal in Florida?
 
2013-06-20 02:14:48 PM  
The "rising sense of inevitability," as the Pew researchers explained, was significant in groups that are usually reluctant to support gay marriage, including Republicans, seniors and white evangelical Protestants. Although the same-sex marriage issue remains divisive - with 42% saying they opposed making it legal and 45% believing homosexual behavior is a sin - opponents and supporters are resigned to its eventual legalization. Released Thursday, the Pew study included phone-survey responses from 1,504 adults in all 50 states who were polled in the first five days of May.

Lay back and relax, Bloviator. This isn't going to hurt at all, I promise.
 
2013-06-20 02:14:53 PM  

Cythraul: ScreamingHangover: Aarontology: Man, why are all these anti-gay conservatives so obsessed with f*cking children?

It's like all they can think about. Two dudes holding hands and their minds go right to raping a child.

You'll find this mostly amongst the older conservatives: the ones who remember when Nambla was an active and accepted part of the LGBT community for over a decade, openly participating in gay pride parades and events.

The LGBT community threw Nambla under the bus in the mid-90's when they realize it was hurting the cause, but that doesn't stop the fact that Nambla members were once accepted amongst their ranks. Link

Personally, I support gay marriage. However, much like Christians (or any other group), the LGBT community also has some skeletons in the closet.

When in the blue fark was NAMBLA an 'accepted' part of the LGBT community?


RTFA: The 80's. They openly participated in LGBT events. As I said, it wasn't until the mid -90s that the LGBT community threw them under the bus and whitewashed the whole thing
 
2013-06-20 02:14:54 PM  

Cythraul: When in the blue fark was NAMBLA an 'accepted' part of the LGBT community?


I'm guessing that, according to Wikipedia, the 80s?  According to Wikipedia, that is.
 
2013-06-20 02:15:17 PM  

Cythraul: When in the blue fark was NAMBLA an 'accepted' part of the LGBT community?


Not the whole community.

Just the closeted Republicans.
 
2013-06-20 02:15:27 PM  

Cythraul: wellreadneck: Prey4reign: Why are hotel keepers so glad about same sex marriage?


Because, with them having their shiat packed all the time, patrons occupying the Honeymoon Suites will have a better chance of getting out of the hotel alive in case of a fire.

Someone has never tried to remove anal lube stains from 1500 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets.

That's why I always have a layer of plastic sheets over my 'real' ones.


PSA -http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all &a ddress=105x773819
 
2013-06-20 02:16:08 PM  

whitman00: Two gay people- Consenting adults.

Pedophilia- NON CONSENTING CHILD
Bestiality- NON CONSENTING ANIMAL

That's why liberals accept gay relationships and gay marriage and will always be opposed to pedophilia and bestiality.


why the focus on consenting or not?
Are you okay with consenting child?
 
2013-06-20 02:16:10 PM  

Cythraul: When in the blue fark was NAMBLA an 'accepted' part of the LGBT community?


It wasn't. But conservatives are still trying to find an equalizer for the whole Catholic sex abuse thing, so they pretend that was the case.
 
2013-06-20 02:16:29 PM  
So Rush Limbaugh thinks raping kids is OK? Is that even news?
 
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