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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   World's largest doomsday shelter to open in Kansas. The term 'doomsday' refers to how it would feel to be trapped underground in Kansas with 5,000 locals in 1,500 RVs for an indeterminate length of time   (fox19.com) divider line 15
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2013-06-20 02:19:59 PM
4 votes:
Day One:
We all went in and the closed the big doors. The bombs came pretty fast. There were a few near hits that shook us but we're safe.

Day Three:
Someone's RVs' engines keep starting up and running. We tell him to not do this but he's adamant that his engine gets a workout. It's a pretty big diesel. Hope it doesn't over tax the scrubbers. We've locked down the ventilation system. We don't want any radioactive air coming in.

Day Five
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2013-06-20 02:16:34 PM
3 votes:
Kansas underground, eh?

Look, when your dog Blood tells you not to follow that biatch Quilla June down there you better listen!

/ semi-obscure
2013-06-20 01:54:19 PM
2 votes:
This is why I bought 5000 one ounce bottles of Jack Daniels and Grey Goose!
I'll be trading them for Kansas daughters!
2013-06-20 01:51:24 PM
2 votes:
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2013-06-20 03:09:18 PM
1 votes:

maxheck: Kansas underground, eh?

Look, when your dog Blood tells you not to follow that biatch Quilla June down there you better listen!

/ semi-obscure


it's what's for dinner
2013-06-20 02:33:49 PM
1 votes:

ElLoco: I seem to remember purchasing some hobbing equipment I won on a bid from there way back when. It was nothing but 'Arc of the Covenant' warehouse crates and boxes, but I still had an armed escort the entire time by two guys who looked like they'd rather be carrying golf bags and cold beers instead of M-16s and Berettas.

After insurance appraisals... I found that I'd payed less than a penny on the dollar for over $2million worth of never-used, still in cosmoline equipment. Thank you, government tax dollars.


What kind of gear did you get exactly?
2013-06-20 02:33:25 PM
1 votes:

maxheck: Kansas underground, eh?

Look, when your dog Blood tells you not to follow that biatch Quilla June down there you better listen!

/ semi-obscure


*Gloogles "Quilla June"

Quilla June Holmes played by Susanne Benton

*Gloogles "Susanne Benton"

Wow NSFW
2013-06-20 02:31:55 PM
1 votes:
So you're looking at more than $30k for an RV and a family of 4.  Meanwhile you could buy 50 acres someplace so far away from anything worth nuking that it might as well be on another planet - and with that much land and probable timber/water resources you'd actually have some chance of surviving, instead of becoming part of an archaeological dig 10,000 years from now that will have future scientists wondering what the hell the purpose was of buying corpses in large metal containers in a concrete reinforced vault.
2013-06-20 02:21:17 PM
1 votes:
I know how I'd react after a few days.

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2013-06-20 02:19:06 PM
1 votes:

gravy chugging cretin.: Came for a Don Johnson reference.  Leaving disappointed.


dammitsomuch
2013-06-20 02:17:48 PM
1 votes:
Came for a Don Johnson reference.  Leaving disappointed.
2013-06-20 02:01:28 PM
1 votes:

Towermonkey: What's their plan for doo-doo removal? Because I have a vision in my head of the scene from Christmas Vacation where Cousin Eddie is dumping the RV's honey tank.

Times 1500.


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Sh*tter #1497 is full!
Do we get a discount for dumping our tanks into an air-vent?
2013-06-20 01:58:53 PM
1 votes:
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2013-06-20 01:56:43 PM
1 votes:
Carry on my wayward son.
2013-06-20 01:52:03 PM
1 votes:
World's largest doomsday shelter to open in Kansas. The term 'doomsday' refers to how it would feel to be trapped underground in Kansas with 5,000 yokels in 1,500 RVs for an indeterminate length of time

FTFY subby.
 
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