maxheck: Kansas underground, eh?Look, when your dog Blood tells you not to follow that biatch Quilla June down there you better listen!/ semi-obscure
No Such Agency: DaStompa:ty stick: This is why I bought 5000 one ounce bottles of Jack Daniels and Grey Goose!I'll be trading them for Kansas daughters!Really, if the apocalypse happens, zombies, anything, the first thing you should secure is distilling equipment and a supply of fresh water.If you survive a year, you should be able to get anything you want yourself, just be nice, liberal with the amounts of alcohol you give out, and don't teach anyone else what you are doing.I think the funniest part of any apocalypse plan is the idea that in the absence of any law enforcement, people will be willing to trade for things they want, rather than simply trying to take them by force. Maybe some of the religious types would think God abjured them from stealing, but they'd just as likely come up with a religious justification to murder you, and then take your stuff.
Fizpez: Meanwhile you could buy 50 acres someplace so far away from anything worth nuking that it might as well be on another planet - and with that much land and probable timber/water resources you'd actually have some chance of surviving, instead of becoming part of an archaeological dig 10,000 years from now that will have future scientists wondering what the hell the purpose was of buying corpses in large metal containers in a concrete reinforced vault.
gravy chugging cretin.: Came for a Don Johnson reference. Leaving disappointed.
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