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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   World's largest doomsday shelter to open in Kansas. The term 'doomsday' refers to how it would feel to be trapped underground in Kansas with 5,000 locals in 1,500 RVs for an indeterminate length of time   (fox19.com) divider line 72
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2013-06-20 01:50:58 PM  
i'm homeless can i live there
 
2013-06-20 01:51:24 PM  
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2013-06-20 01:51:28 PM  
Jericho?
 
2013-06-20 01:52:03 PM  
World's largest doomsday shelter to open in Kansas. The term 'doomsday' refers to how it would feel to be trapped underground in Kansas with 5,000 yokels in 1,500 RVs for an indeterminate length of time

FTFY subby.
 
2013-06-20 01:52:59 PM  
What's their plan for doo-doo removal? Because I have a vision in my head of the scene from Christmas Vacation where Cousin Eddie is dumping the RV's honey tank.

Times 1500.
 
2013-06-20 01:54:04 PM  
i.imgur.com

So it's one of these except it's in a cave.

Excuse me for a moment while I express my sense of underwhelment.

...

Ok thanks.
 
2013-06-20 01:54:14 PM  
Idiots and their money separate so easily.
 
2013-06-20 01:54:19 PM  
This is why I bought 5000 one ounce bottles of Jack Daniels and Grey Goose!
I'll be trading them for Kansas daughters!
 
2013-06-20 01:55:26 PM  
I'd wager on chpt 11 in the near future. Although there are a lot of fools with money in this country so who knows.
 
2013-06-20 01:56:43 PM  
Carry on my wayward son.
 
2013-06-20 01:56:52 PM  

theurge14: [i.imgur.com image 500x275]

So it's one of these except it's in a cave.

Excuse me for a moment while I express my sense of underwhelment.

...

Ok thanks.


no it's one of these

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2013-06-20 01:57:43 PM  

ty stick: This is why I bought 5000 one ounce bottles of Jack Daniels and Grey Goose!
I'll be trading them for Kansas daughters!


Might want to get a couple dozen bottles of Booker's on the offhand chance you find twins.
 
2013-06-20 01:57:45 PM  

Towermonkey: What's their plan for doo-doo removal?


I assume it's a pump it to the the surface, because they figure there will be no regulations against it... well in reality there is probably no plan for it as it sounds like one big scam for idiots.
 
2013-06-20 01:58:34 PM  

drhansenej: Idiots and their money separate so easily.


The mailing list of members to this place should be worth a lot of $.
 
2013-06-20 01:58:53 PM  
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2013-06-20 02:01:28 PM  

Towermonkey: What's their plan for doo-doo removal? Because I have a vision in my head of the scene from Christmas Vacation where Cousin Eddie is dumping the RV's honey tank.

Times 1500.


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Sh*tter #1497 is full!
Do we get a discount for dumping our tanks into an air-vent?
 
2013-06-20 02:02:31 PM  
I seem to remember purchasing some hobbing equipment I won on a bid from there way back when. It was nothing but 'Arc of the Covenant' warehouse crates and boxes, but I still had an armed escort the entire time by two guys who looked like they'd rather be carrying golf bags and cold beers instead of M-16s and Berettas.

After insurance appraisals... I found that I'd payed less than a penny on the dollar for over $2million worth of never-used, still in cosmoline equipment. Thank you, government tax dollars.
 
2013-06-20 02:02:41 PM  
Will Clark come and save us?


(Or do more damage again?!)
 
2013-06-20 02:04:41 PM  
...and it shall also be known as Fraggle Rock.

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2013-06-20 02:05:57 PM  

ty stick: This is why I bought 5000 one ounce bottles of Jack Daniels and Grey Goose!
I'll be trading them for Kansas daughters!


Really, if the apocalypse happens, zombies, anything, the first thing you should secure is distilling equipment and a supply of fresh water.

If you survive a year, you should be able to get anything you want yourself, just be nice, liberal with the amounts of alcohol you give out, and don't teach anyone else what you are doing.
 
2013-06-20 02:06:16 PM  
In Vault K01, no one ever enters, and no one ever leaves.
 
2013-06-20 02:13:40 PM  

imtheonlylp: ...and it shall also be known as Fraggle Rock.


Doo doo doo doo doooo dooo dooo...
 
2013-06-20 02:13:55 PM  
Only kind of underground world I may interested in

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2013-06-20 02:15:00 PM  
Sounds like an underground time share. Golf, swimming, bowling, and I can visit anytime I want.... :)
 
2013-06-20 02:15:20 PM  
World's largest doomsday shelter indoor campground    to open in Kansas

FTFS
 
2013-06-20 02:16:12 PM  
Fun fact: one of the coolest underground homes is a converted missile silo in kansas called "the castle"..
 
2013-06-20 02:16:34 PM  
Kansas underground, eh?

Look, when your dog Blood tells you not to follow that biatch Quilla June down there you better listen!

/ semi-obscure
 
2013-06-20 02:17:15 PM  
Definitely approve:

daily.greencine.com

/hot hot hot
 
2013-06-20 02:17:48 PM  
Came for a Don Johnson reference.  Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-06-20 02:18:32 PM  

maxheck: Kansas underground, eh?

Look, when your dog Blood tells you not to follow that biatch Quilla June down there you better listen!

/ semi-obscure


Hey Homes
 
2013-06-20 02:18:53 PM  
Kansas? I'd rather take my chances as an irradiated zombie.
 
2013-06-20 02:19:01 PM  
Fistbump for maxheck
 
2013-06-20 02:19:06 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: Came for a Don Johnson reference.  Leaving disappointed.


dammitsomuch
 
2013-06-20 02:19:19 PM  
does it have indoor skiing?

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2013-06-20 02:19:57 PM  
It looks like the Wampum mine from "Day of the Dead".
 
2013-06-20 02:19:59 PM  
Day One:
We all went in and the closed the big doors. The bombs came pretty fast. There were a few near hits that shook us but we're safe.

Day Three:
Someone's RVs' engines keep starting up and running. We tell him to not do this but he's adamant that his engine gets a workout. It's a pretty big diesel. Hope it doesn't over tax the scrubbers. We've locked down the ventilation system. We don't want any radioactive air coming in.

Day Five
jejshapn kjpoduikl3 jsposio23mkljdxop ;ql'
 
2013-06-20 02:20:04 PM  
DaStompa:
ty stick: This is why I bought 5000 one ounce bottles of Jack Daniels and Grey Goose!
I'll be trading them for Kansas daughters!

Really, if the apocalypse happens, zombies, anything, the first thing you should secure is distilling equipment and a supply of fresh water.

If you survive a year, you should be able to get anything you want yourself, just be nice, liberal with the amounts of alcohol you give out, and don't teach anyone else what you are doing.


I think the funniest part of any apocalypse plan is the idea that in the absence of any law enforcement, people will be willing to trade for things they want, rather than simply trying to take them by force.  Maybe some of the religious types would think God abjured them from stealing, but they'd just as likely come up with a religious justification to murder you, and then take your stuff.
 
2013-06-20 02:21:17 PM  
I know how I'd react after a few days.

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2013-06-20 02:27:19 PM  

Tymast: [img.fark.net image 181x185]


Done in.. two.
 
2013-06-20 02:27:51 PM  
So it sounds like there plan is that you just drive in and then your living arrangements are your RV.  Do they have plans to hook those up to electric power or will they all die of Carbon Monoxide poisoning after a few days?
 
2013-06-20 02:27:57 PM  
Ohhhhhh, Fallout IV totally needs one or two of these redneck vaults.
 
2013-06-20 02:31:42 PM  
The one place I don't want to be on "doomsday" is trapped in a big box with 5000 people. I'll take my chances on the surface, thanks very much.
 
2013-06-20 02:31:55 PM  
So you're looking at more than $30k for an RV and a family of 4.  Meanwhile you could buy 50 acres someplace so far away from anything worth nuking that it might as well be on another planet - and with that much land and probable timber/water resources you'd actually have some chance of surviving, instead of becoming part of an archaeological dig 10,000 years from now that will have future scientists wondering what the hell the purpose was of buying corpses in large metal containers in a concrete reinforced vault.
 
2013-06-20 02:32:34 PM  

Jument: The one place I don't want to be on "doomsday" is trapped in a big box with 5000 people. I'll take my chances on the surface, thanks very much.


but they have alcohol so it's all cool
 
2013-06-20 02:33:08 PM  
If the end did come, gridlock and traffic jams would prevent anyone from driving anywhere fast. Look at evacuations prior to a hurricane and the Oklahoma tornado traffic jam when media tell everyone to evacuate.

Better off staying in place and trying to drink to stupidity to numb the coming effects.
 
2013-06-20 02:33:25 PM  

maxheck: Kansas underground, eh?

Look, when your dog Blood tells you not to follow that biatch Quilla June down there you better listen!

/ semi-obscure


*Gloogles "Quilla June"

Quilla June Holmes played by Susanne Benton

*Gloogles "Susanne Benton"

Wow NSFW
 
2013-06-20 02:33:49 PM  

ElLoco: I seem to remember purchasing some hobbing equipment I won on a bid from there way back when. It was nothing but 'Arc of the Covenant' warehouse crates and boxes, but I still had an armed escort the entire time by two guys who looked like they'd rather be carrying golf bags and cold beers instead of M-16s and Berettas.

After insurance appraisals... I found that I'd payed less than a penny on the dollar for over $2million worth of never-used, still in cosmoline equipment. Thank you, government tax dollars.


What kind of gear did you get exactly?
 
2013-06-20 02:34:22 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Day One:
We all went in and the closed the big doors. The bombs came pretty fast. There were a few near hits that shook us but we're safe.

Day Three:
Someone's RVs' engines keep starting up and running. We tell him to not do this but he's adamant that his engine gets a workout. It's a pretty big diesel. Hope it doesn't over tax the scrubbers. We've locked down the ventilation system. We don't want any radioactive air coming in.

Day Five
jejshapn kjpoduikl3 jsposio23mkljdxop ;ql'


Could you imagine?  Locked in there with a bunch of Tea Party Patriots...

" Ain't no communist going to tell me I can't run my engine in this vault. I have a sacred right as a free man to run my engine so that I can watch reruns of 24 on my RV's big screen.  Engine exhaust fouling the clean air sounds like some kind of climate warming bullshiat."
 
2013-06-20 02:38:59 PM  

FunkOut: Jericho?


Alpha Complex.
 
2013-06-20 02:39:04 PM  

Fizpez: Meanwhile you could buy 50 acres someplace so far away from anything worth nuking that it might as well be on another planet - and with that much land and probable timber/water resources you'd actually have some chance of surviving, instead of becoming part of an archaeological dig 10,000 years from now that will have future scientists wondering what the hell the purpose was of buying corpses in large metal containers in a concrete reinforced vault.


Been awhile since I thought about buying a "bug-out" location, but there really is nowhere that would not be affected by a full nuclear attack.  If you are not in the direct nuclear blast i.e. within 100 miles of a major city or military base, the fallout will still pass over almost the entire united states poisoning almost every living thing.
 
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