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2013-06-20 01:08:34 PM  
And from what I hear on the radio he's being followed by helicopters and he's driving a white SUV.
 
2013-06-20 01:11:13 PM  
So that, plus he has the whole strip club incident still hanging over his head. Did the Patriots and Jets swap bodies this offseason?
 
2013-06-20 01:37:48 PM  
All part of Tebow's elaborate plan to take over the team in the name of God.
 
2013-06-20 02:20:41 PM  
 
2013-06-20 02:22:54 PM  
He still has the "Raw Lewis" out by trying to turn state-witness against the other 2 guys who were with him. Unless they found the gun used to kill the victim in his home, then he's pretty much never going to see the light of day again
 
2013-06-20 02:22:58 PM  
Sounds like he wants to expedite his transition from TE to WR
 
2013-06-20 02:28:24 PM  
At least they Patriots don't have to worry about the media following around a white Bronco. They've got a white ex-Bronco to distract them.
 
2013-06-20 02:28:51 PM  

fatalvenom: And from what I hear on the radio he's being followed by helicopters and he's driving a white SUV.


Vehicle of choice for NFeLons.
 
2013-06-20 02:31:34 PM  
It's all part of God's inscrutable master plan to make Tebow the Pats' starting tight end.
 
2013-06-20 02:32:32 PM  

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: At least they Patriots don't have to worry about the media following around a white Bronco. They've got a white ex-Bronco to distract them.


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"I was making Rex Ryan foot fetish jokes at the time of the murder"
 
2013-06-20 02:32:58 PM  

lilbjorn: It's all part of God's inscrutable master plan to make Tebow the Pats' starting tight end.


It's a conspiracy. First God strikes down Gronk for his hedonism ... then he frames Hernandez for not being sufficiently white Bostonian.
 
2013-06-20 02:36:18 PM  
Ha! It looks like he actually owns a white suv.
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2013-06-20 02:38:54 PM  
I'm glad this guy decided to pick up where Ray Lewis left off.
 
2013-06-20 02:39:03 PM  
At first I thought that maybe this was an accidental shooting that resulted from a bunch of drunks playing with a gun, but now that I hear the guy was killed execution style, I going to have to say he had the guy murdered.
 
2013-06-20 02:40:31 PM  
Early part of the article seems like a bizarre effort by FOX 25 to make this story about themselves.  Is it at all relevant that he drove past their office?  And what's with quoting their own guy as a source?
 
2013-06-20 02:42:58 PM  
Best Case (for him): his friends are thugs who did bad things he didn't know about
Worst Case: he pulled the trigger

likely case: the dead guy went to buy a lot of drugs, banked by Hernandez, and the man was killed and Hernandez's money was stolen.  In order to get him to cooperate, Hernandez will be held on drug charges and illegal gun charges (from the incident in FL).  He'll be in and out of court for the next 2 years with those problems and plea out and become a witness in a murder trial for a longer time than that.  He'll be suspended by the NFL for a Plaxico Burress like long time.
 
2013-06-20 02:44:11 PM  
I'm starting to think the gunshot wound to the head is what killed the victim. Can't really rule out dysentery or perhaps a fatal reaction caused by a severe allergy to sand, however.

Seriously though...if the crime scene and descriptions of what we know of that night thus far are accurate, then this stretches into Rae Carruth-ish, totally planned and premeditated territory than Ray Lewis; the latter if I remember was more a possibly drunken, heated late-night scuffle that just escalated quickly.
 
2013-06-20 02:45:37 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: likely case: the dead guy went to buy a lot of drugs, banked by Hernandez, and the man was killed and Hernandez's money was stolen


You think Hernandez was running or at least part of some drug ring? Or actually using?
 
2013-06-20 02:49:30 PM  
He drove by the Fox 25 studio
He was carrying what appeared to be a sports drink.

wow...
 
2013-06-20 02:54:19 PM  

Killer Cars: Nana's Vibrator: likely case: the dead guy went to buy a lot of drugs, banked by Hernandez, and the man was killed and Hernandez's money was stolen

You think Hernandez was running or at least part of some drug ring? Or actually using?


More likely he still associates with his POS friends from the old days, and they convinced him to use his big money to finance their drug trade.
 
2013-06-20 02:55:27 PM  
Probably all the Adderall he was taking.
 
2013-06-20 02:58:30 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Best Case (for him): his friends are thugs who did bad things he didn't know about
Worst Case: he pulled the trigger

likely case: the dead guy went to buy a lot of drugs, banked by Hernandez, and the man was killed and Hernandez's money was stolen.  In order to get him to cooperate, Hernandez will be held on drug charges and illegal gun charges (from the incident in FL).  He'll be in and out of court for the next 2 years with those problems and plea out and become a witness in a murder trial for a longer time than that.  He'll be suspended by the NFL for a Plaxico Burress like long time.


He's looking at an obstruction of justice charge minimum, which would easily net him a couple of years in prison. He'll likely plead out of it to turn on his buddies, assuming of course that they can't link him directly to the murder (ie: not his gun)
 
2013-06-20 03:00:01 PM  
Wow.  Just wow...this is all striking so close to home for me.  I had Hernandez on my fantasy football team last year, so I'm a little shaken up right now.  I felt as though I knew him like a brother.
 
2013-06-20 03:03:13 PM  

92myrtle: Gang ties. Gang ties. Hernandez may not have been a gang member himself, but his high school friends in CT were ALL Hartford/New Britain/Bristol- area gangbangers


Oh, duh, good call.

Because he went to Florida, I keep forgetting he's from New England. I have no insight into how "deep" he really rolled with "gangbangers" but I've heard enough rumblings about it before.
 
2013-06-20 03:13:14 PM  
Luckily the Patriots are made up of Tom Brady and 52 tight ends
 
2013-06-20 03:15:16 PM  

fatalvenom: And from what I hear on the radio he's being followed by helicopters and he's driving a white SUV.


In Boston traffic? Might as well have on-foot patrol.
 
2013-06-20 03:43:15 PM  
Thats Boston Wrong
 
2013-06-20 03:47:00 PM  

Moron Police: Wow.  Just wow...this is all striking so close to home for me.  I had Hernandez on my fantasy football team last year, so I'm a little shaken up right now.  I felt as though I knew him like a brother.


Go pick up Amendola and Edelman.  You won't be seeing Hernandez or Gronkowski for a long time.
 
2013-06-20 03:50:06 PM  

Moron Police: Wow.  Just wow...this is all striking so close to home for me.  I had Hernandez on my fantasy football team last year, so I'm a little shaken up right now.  I felt as though I knew him like a brother.


I'm sorry about your last place finish
 
2013-06-20 03:50:33 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: And now they've got him destroying his video surveillance system and cell phone.


WOW.

AND he hired a cleaning crew to scrub his house down on Monday.

Suffice it to day, dude is in trouble.
 
2013-06-20 04:05:55 PM  
This leaves Cincinnati's petty thuggery in the weeds. You win this crown Patriots
 
2013-06-20 04:09:28 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Moron Police: Wow.  Just wow...this is all striking so close to home for me.  I had Hernandez on my fantasy football team last year, so I'm a little shaken up right now.  I felt as though I knew him like a brother.

I'm sorry about your last place finish


Don't get me started...I was actually playing for the last pay-out position (no thanks to him...I did have Roddy White, Ray Rice, RGIII, and a few other good producers), only to sit Roddy White against Detroit.  I mean, he had only two catches the week before, and still looked questionable.  Of course, he blew up for 10/153/2 in that game and I lost the match.
 
2013-06-20 04:11:23 PM  

lilbjorn: It's all part of God's inscrutable master plan to make Tebow the Pats' starting tight end.


You joke, but if there's any silly conspiracy to believe, it would be that the Patriots knew Hernandez shot a guy in February, even though it wasn't reported.  Yet somehow the Pats know about it and sign Tebow June 10th.


Even if accidental, remember, Burress shot himself with an illegal weapon and was suspended four games, albeit by his own team.  I couldn't quickly find if there was an NFL suspension, though the rumor was that he'd lose at least half a season.  Hernandez (allegedly) shot another person.  Pretending this whole murder thing is all a funny prank, if the shooting case has any merit, Hernandez is still gone for a long , long, long time.
 
2013-06-20 04:13:15 PM  

mikaloyd: This leaves Cincinnati's petty thuggery in the weeds. You win this crown Patriots


Heh. Heh. Heh.
 
2013-06-20 04:23:23 PM  

Moron Police: HaywoodJablonski: Moron Police: Wow.  Just wow...this is all striking so close to home for me.  I had Hernandez on my fantasy football team last year, so I'm a little shaken up right now.  I felt as though I knew him like a brother.

I'm sorry about your last place finish

Don't get me started...I was actually playing for the last pay-out position (no thanks to him...I did have Roddy White, Ray Rice, RGIII, and a few other good producers), only to sit Roddy White against Detroit.  I mean, he had only two catches the week before, and still looked questionable.  Of course, he blew up for 10/153/2 in that game and I lost the match.


LOL. I almost used "just missed the playoffs" instead of "last place finish". Would have been epic
 
2013-06-20 04:46:47 PM  
I didn't realize ct had gangs outside of the mean street posse.
 
2013-06-20 04:54:33 PM  

you are a puppet: I didn't realize ct had gangs outside of the mean street posse.


Connecticut has it's very nice areas.  But if you go to even some nice places - take Trinity or Yale for instance.  Excellent colleges, excellent campuses.  Step outside the wrought iron fencing into Hartford or New Haven and you get that feeling that you're not in the right place.  Spend a little more time in those areas and you'll know you're in the wrong place.
 
2013-06-20 04:58:13 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Spend a little more time in those areas and you'll know you're in the wrong place.


I used to go down to New Haven for clubs and shows in my younger days, outside of the streets with said clubs it was pretty terrifying.

/To be fair, I'm quite the cracker.
//Small town cracker at that.
/Also, never ran into trouble.
 
2013-06-20 04:58:40 PM  
Unless they shut the city down, stop all public transit, and have squads of SWAT units going door-to-door, they're not trying too hard to look for him.
 
2013-06-20 05:01:28 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Unless they shut the city down, stop all public transit, and have squads of SWAT units going door-to-door, they're not trying too hard to look for him.


I see what you're doing, but that's probably because everyone in New England watched breathlessly as he drove to Gillette Stadium then stopped for gas at a Gulf station earlier today.  Finding him isn't going to much of an issue.  But good try.
 
2013-06-20 05:10:02 PM  

ShadezofDis: Nana's Vibrator: Spend a little more time in those areas and you'll know you're in the wrong place.

I used to go down to New Haven for clubs and shows in my younger days, outside of the streets with said clubs it was pretty terrifying.

/To be fair, I'm quite the cracker.
//Small town cracker at that.
/Also, never ran into trouble.


I'm crackery , too.  Because it sounds like you're a Western Mass guy, you'll appreciate my little CSB - Every now and then friends and I used to go to either downtown Springfield or Springfield College, we'd always fight over who's driving and how we're getting there.  We were a mixed group - one of our black friends used to say, "I'll get us there faster than anyone.  But I gotta drive.  And the white guys gotta duck down in the back."
Needless to say, the 91 corridor to New Haven and then 95 through to NYC has some pretty shaky stops along the way.
 
2013-06-20 05:11:50 PM  

Killer Cars: I'm starting to think the gunshot wound to the head is what killed the victim. Can't really rule out dysentery or perhaps a fatal reaction caused by a severe allergy to sand, however.

Seriously though...if the crime scene and descriptions of what we know of that night thus far are accurate, then this stretches into Rae Carruth-ish, totally planned and premeditated territory than Ray Lewis; the latter if I remember was more a possibly drunken, heated late-night scuffle that just escalated quickly.


It is called "acute lead poisoning" in the medical field.
 
2013-06-20 05:17:17 PM  
somebody watched Goodfellas a few too many times.
 
2013-06-20 05:17:31 PM  

Pontious Pilates: AND he hired a cleaning crew to scrub his house down on Monday.

Suffice it to day, dude is in trouble.


Yeah, that doesn't look good at all.  He should have called in The Wolf.  He makes problems like this go away.
 
2013-06-20 05:21:45 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I'm crackery , too.  Because it sounds like you're a Western Mass guy, you'll appreciate my little CSB - Every now and then friends and I used to go to either downtown Springfield or Springfield College, we'd always fight over who's driving and how we're getting there.  We were a mixed group - one of our black friends used to say, "I'll get us there faster than anyone.  But I gotta drive.  And the white guys gotta duck down in the back."
Needless to say, the 91 corridor to New Haven and then 95 through to NYC has some pretty shaky stops along the way.


You nailed it in one.  Though, to be honest, Springfield hasn't really intimidated me too bad.  I did work there for years though.  Course I've not gone rolling through the back streets.
And I'm not sure I'd ever want to break down in that 91 to 95 area.  That's some prime urban decay.
 
2013-06-20 05:25:37 PM  

mikaloyd: Thats Boston Wrong


Bravo, sir. Well done.
 
2013-06-20 05:26:58 PM  
The more I read about this, the more I feel like Hernandez won't be playing in the NFL this season, at least.
 
2013-06-20 05:33:05 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Moron Police: Wow.  Just wow...this is all striking so close to home for me.  I had Hernandez on my fantasy football team last year, so I'm a little shaken up right now.  I felt as though I knew him like a brother.

I'm sorry about your last place finish


Heh, I won my league with Hernandez.  Drafted J.Graham, picked Herny up in a trade after he got hurt.  Saved my season.
 
2013-06-20 05:35:01 PM  

Pontious Pilates: Yanks_RSJ: And now they've got him destroying his video surveillance system and cell phone.

WOW.

AND he hired a cleaning crew to scrub his house down on Monday.

Suffice it to day, dude is in trouble.


Blood's a tough substance to get out completely. And cleaning crews are made up of people who don't particularly give a shiat about you when they're faced with accomplice charges.

If any if that's actually true and not NYPost after the Boston bombing hearsay, Hernandez has some issues coming.
 
2013-06-20 06:36:55 PM  
I don't think Hernandez pulled the trigger but I do believe he knows who did. It's most likely gang related which is why Hernandez isn't cooperating. He sells out the gang and he's dead...

Found this tidbit from the Herald:
A.J. Shreestha, a cashier at that station, told the Herald cops were reviewing footage yesterday and appeared to be focused on one particular time frame - though he wasn't sure specifically when. Shreestha said he has seen Lloyd in the gas station and convenience store, but never Hernandez.

So Lloyd left with Hernandez, got into a car and was seen alone after they all left the club. Sounds like they dropped him off at home, and what ever happened to Lloyd didn't happen in front of Hernandez.

A.J. Shreestha, a cashier at that station, told the Herald cops were reviewing footage yesterday and appeared to be focused on one particular time frame - though he wasn't sure specifically when. Shreestha said he has seen Lloyd in the gas station and convenience store, but never Hernandez. - See more at: http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/06/family_ap p eals_for_help_in_homicide_near_hernandezs_house#sthash.qOE6iVEL.dpufA .J. Shreestha, a cashier at that station, told the Herald cops were reviewing footage yesterday and appeared to be focused on one particular time frame - though he wasn't sure specifically when. Shreestha said he has seen Lloyd in the gas station and convenience store, but never Hernandez. - See more at: http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/06/family_ap p eals_for_help_in_homicide_near_hernandezs_house#sthash.qOE6iVEL.dpufA .J. Shreestha, a cashier at that station, told the Herald cops were reviewing footage yesterday and appeared to be focused on one particular time frame - though he wasn't sure specifically when. Shreestha said he has seen Lloyd in the gas station and convenience store, but never Hernandez. - See more at: http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/06/family_ap p eals_for_help_in_homicide_near_hernandezs_house#sthash.qOE6iVEL.dpuf
 
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