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(Impact Wrestling)   WILL Jeff Hardy call out Bully Ray? WHO will join Sting's new Main Event Mafia? ANYTHING can happen when Open Fight Night returns LIVE from Peoria, IL. THIS is YOUR Impact Wrestling Discussion Thread (9/8 CT on Spike)   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 224
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2013-06-20 10:05:04 AM  

There's no better way to celebrate Open Fight Night than with a defense of FARK's most coveted title, the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World! :-)

img.fark.net
Still held by the fWc's "Caped Crusader", BATMANATEE


Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and BATMANATEE retains until the next thread.

Good luck tonight, fWc FARKers! :D
 
2013-06-20 01:04:15 PM  
I'll be too busy watching something far more fake than WCW 2.0 (Game 7 of the NBA Finals/Stern handing LeBron his second championship/ESPN's celebratory orgy), and trying for something far more important:  the hardcore gredunza.
 
2013-06-20 01:06:04 PM  

bluorangefyre: I'll be too busy watching something far more fake than WCW 2.0 (Game 7 of the NBA Finals/Stern handing LeBron his second championship/ESPN's celebratory orgy), and trying for something far more important:  the hardcore gredunza.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-20 01:20:49 PM  
Didn't I win the title in a House Show thread a while ago?

Or are you like WCW, and refuse to acknowledge house show title wins?
 
2013-06-20 01:59:36 PM  
So this is where the TNA guys are, are the WWE posters allowed in here. I'm new to the fWc and am still feeling the place out.

*Chair shots self*
 
2013-06-20 02:03:02 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Didn't I win the title in a House Show thread a while ago?

Or are you like WCW, and refuse to acknowledge house show title wins?


I swear I saw your title just the other day...


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 02:04:49 PM  

Captain Steroid: There's no better way to celebrate Open Fight Night than with a defense of FARK's most coveted title, the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World! :-)

Still held by the fWc's "Caped Crusader", BATMANATEE

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and BATMANATEE retains until the next thread.

Good luck tonight, fWc FARKers! :D


The bar's set low.. today's my chance!!! mwaaahahahaa!!!!!!
 
2013-06-20 02:09:11 PM  
I've tried to stomach TNA, but I just can't. I would still like some Arby's with Mickey James though.

*Armbar*
 
2013-06-20 02:19:06 PM  
Holy early TNA thread, Batman.  Are we hoping for a TNA gredunza tonight or something? 

/That's a lot of Shooting Star Staple Super-Presses
 
2013-06-20 02:27:06 PM  
will jeff hardy show up drunk?
 
2013-06-20 02:31:15 PM  
Will the New Main Event Mafia be a bunch of washed up has-beens attempting one more run at the money and glory while refusing to put over the guys who will still be working there they day after their contracts end?  (All the while telling Dixie that they're 'giving the rub' to those same younger guys and laughing all the way to the bank?)

Will Sting start a meandering promo on his NMEM and then suddenly stop and say "Eh, fark it, I'm out of here"?

Will AJ speak?  Quack like a duck?  Hide in the rafters like 90's Sting?

Will the booking make even the slightest amount of sense?

Tune in!  Because I won't be!  (I'll just read this thread and the recaps)
 
2013-06-20 02:39:35 PM  
G7 of the Finals on, this week might make the Aces and 0.8s joke turn into Aces and Eight.
 
2013-06-20 02:44:36 PM  
Is Matt Morgan still in this promotion?  Whats his storyline of late?
 
2013-06-20 03:08:40 PM  

Daquin: Holy early TNA thread, Batman.  Are we hoping for a TNA gredunza tonight or something?
/That's a lot of Shooting Star Staple Super-Presses


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-20 03:09:41 PM  

Halstread: Is Matt Morgan still in this promotion?  Whats his storyline of late?


No farking clue.  It hasn't made sense since he came back with (apparently) a new contract.  He would have been better off going to WWE.
 
2013-06-20 03:15:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Didn't I win the title in a House Show thread a while ago?

Or are you like WCW, and refuse to acknowledge house show title wins?


There was a House Show thread?!

We haven't had a TV show thread in weeks! O_o
 
2013-06-20 03:22:09 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Didn't I win the title in a House Show thread a while ago?

Or are you like WCW, and refuse to acknowledge house show title wins?


You took my title in the 5 worst unscripted wrestling disasters thread 2 weeks ago, but I shall have my revenge!
The mods seem to be complicit in denying your title win as well. I just looked at the thread and your winning post isn't #150 anymore. Conspiracy!
 
2013-06-20 03:24:35 PM  

Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: Didn't I win the title in a House Show thread a while ago?

Or are you like WCW, and refuse to acknowledge house show title wins?

There was a House Show thread?!

We haven't had a TV show thread in weeks! O_o


It was this one, though the post numbers are all off now. The mods have done some editing.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7784542/What-are-five-greatest-unscript ed -disasters-in-professional-wrestling-history-that-dont-involve-Owen-Ha rt-Chris-Benoit
 
2013-06-20 03:38:21 PM  

bluorangefyre: I'll be too busy watching something far more fake than WCW 2.0 (Game 7 of the NBA Finals/Stern handing LeBron his second championship/ESPN's celebratory orgy), and trying for something far more important:  the hardcore gredunza.


The NBA still exists?
 
2013-06-20 03:41:31 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Halstread: Is Matt Morgan still in this promotion?  Whats his storyline of late?

No farking clue.  It hasn't made sense since he came back with (apparently) a new contract.  He would have been better off going to WWE.


Did he have an offer with WWE?
 
2013-06-20 03:57:49 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Halstread: Is Matt Morgan still in this promotion?  Whats his storyline of late?

No farking clue.  It hasn't made sense since he came back with (apparently) a new contract.  He would have been better off going to WWE.


He could feud with Sheamus, resulting in a Battle of the Oversized Disappointments match.
 
2013-06-20 04:26:40 PM  

BATMANATEE: Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: Didn't I win the title in a House Show thread a while ago?

Or are you like WCW, and refuse to acknowledge house show title wins?

There was a House Show thread?!

We haven't had a TV show thread in weeks! O_o

It was this one, though the post numbers are all off now. The mods have done some editing.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7784542/What-are-five-greatest-unscript ed -disasters-in-professional-wrestling-history-that-dont-involve-Owen-Ha rt-Chris-Benoit


Ohhhh, THAT thread.

It doesn't count. :P
 
2013-06-20 04:29:23 PM  

tbaughm: bluorangefyre: I'll be too busy watching something far more fake than WCW 2.0 (Game 7 of the NBA Finals/Stern handing LeBron his second championship/ESPN's celebratory orgy), and trying for something far more important:  the hardcore gredunza.

The NBA still exists?


Until VInce can buy it from Time Warner for a couple million bucks, yes. XD
 
2013-06-20 04:32:38 PM  
BAH GAWD KING. LEBRON JAMES WITH THE LOW BLOW! JAMES JUST JOINED THE SPURS
 
2013-06-20 04:36:30 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Halstread: Is Matt Morgan still in this promotion?  Whats his storyline of late?

No farking clue.  It hasn't made sense since he came back with (apparently) a new contract.  He would have been better off going to WWE.


Yeah, he was on last week.  He is still wearing Hulk's cape from the old "Hulk Boulder" days.  Fine, but can we have a REASON for that?  I really, really want TNA to be at least decent, because competition does make the business better, but good grief.  I am so tired of the Sting and Hulk Show.  With that roster, without a doubt, any of us could truly put on a better show.  Well..I'd be in trouble for half an hour of Velvet Sky "pigeon" shots...
 
2013-06-20 04:42:19 PM  
I have to admit that seeing a lot of the fwc posts in the nba thread made me laugh. Many McMahon references were had. I've got a lot of you guys favorited.
 
2013-06-20 04:46:20 PM  

Captain Steroid: BATMANATEE: Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: Didn't I win the title in a House Show thread a while ago?

Or are you like WCW, and refuse to acknowledge house show title wins?

There was a House Show thread?!

We haven't had a TV show thread in weeks! O_o

It was this one, though the post numbers are all off now. The mods have done some editing.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7784542/What-are-five-greatest-unscript ed -disasters-in-professional-wrestling-history-that-dont-involve-Owen-Ha rt-Chris-Benoit

Ohhhh, THAT thread.

It doesn't count. :P


LULZ. Looks like my second title reign will have an asterisk in the record books.
 
2013-06-20 04:50:15 PM  

BATMANATEE: Captain Steroid: BATMANATEE: Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: Didn't I win the title in a House Show thread a while ago?

Or are you like WCW, and refuse to acknowledge house show title wins?

There was a House Show thread?!

We haven't had a TV show thread in weeks! O_o

It was this one, though the post numbers are all off now. The mods have done some editing.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7784542/What-are-five-greatest-unscript ed -disasters-in-professional-wrestling-history-that-dont-involve-Owen-Ha rt-Chris-Benoit

Ohhhh, THAT thread.

It doesn't count. :P

LULZ. Looks like my second title reign will have an asterisk in the record books.


It wouldn't be a pro wrestling title without asterisks.
 
2013-06-20 04:51:14 PM  

machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING. LEBRON JAMES WITH THE LOW BLOW! JAMES JUST JOINED THE SPURS


Don't bother changing the channel...he beats the big guy with three superkicks. :P
 
2013-06-20 05:00:41 PM  

verbaltoxin: BATMANATEE: Captain Steroid: BATMANATEE: Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: Didn't I win the title in a House Show thread a while ago?

Or are you like WCW, and refuse to acknowledge house show title wins?

There was a House Show thread?!

We haven't had a TV show thread in weeks! O_o

It was this one, though the post numbers are all off now. The mods have done some editing.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7784542/What-are-five-greatest-unscript ed -disasters-in-professional-wrestling-history-that-dont-involve-Owen-Ha rt-Chris-Benoit

Ohhhh, THAT thread.

It doesn't count. :P

LULZ. Looks like my second title reign will have an asterisk in the record books.

It wouldn't be a pro wrestling title without asterisks.


I'm the REAL WORLD'S CHAMPION!!!

i6.photobucket.com

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-06-20 05:22:24 PM  
My predictions for the new Main Event Mafia along with Sting;
Angle, Hardy, Joe, and the suprise member will eventually be Mr. Anderson...Anderson.

/Stick that in your wizard hat and smoke it.
 
2013-06-20 05:24:35 PM  

Sandman7678: My predictions for the new Main Event Mafia along with Sting;
Angle, Hardy, Joe, and the suprise member will eventually be Mr. Anderson...Anderson.

/Stick that in your wizard hat and smoke it.


And here I was thinking Steiner would be back for another run.  Maybe Booker T since he pretty much disappeared from WWE.
 
2013-06-20 06:19:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: BATMANATEE: Captain Steroid: BATMANATEE: Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: Didn't I win the title in a House Show thread a while ago?

Or are you like WCW, and refuse to acknowledge house show title wins?

There was a House Show thread?!

We haven't had a TV show thread in weeks! O_o

It was this one, though the post numbers are all off now. The mods have done some editing.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7784542/What-are-five-greatest-unscript ed -disasters-in-professional-wrestling-history-that-dont-involve-Owen-Ha rt-Chris-Benoit

Ohhhh, THAT thread.

It doesn't count. :P

LULZ. Looks like my second title reign will have an asterisk in the record books.

It wouldn't be a pro wrestling title without asterisks.

I'm the REAL WORLD'S CHAMPION!!!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


If you're going to call yourself the "Real World's Champion", shouldn't the picture look like this? :P

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 06:37:46 PM  

Captain Steroid: machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING. LEBRON JAMES WITH THE LOW BLOW! JAMES JUST JOINED THE SPURS

Don't bother changing the channel...he beats the big guy with three superkicks. :P


Meanwhile, during the American Basketball Association Finals:

img.fark.net

Fans... Oh boy....  As you know, our competition predetermines their championships and...  I've just been informed that the San Antonio Spurs, who used to be a part of this organization, are going to win the World Championship on our competitor's programs...  That'll put butts in the seats.
 
2013-06-20 07:35:12 PM  
CHAIRSHOTS ALL AROUND
 
2013-06-20 07:40:31 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Sandman7678: My predictions for the new Main Event Mafia along with Sting;
Angle, Hardy, Joe, and the suprise member will eventually be Mr. Anderson...Anderson.

/Stick that in your wizard hat and smoke it.

And here I was thinking Steiner would be back for another run.  Maybe Booker T since he pretty much disappeared from WWE.


Isn't Bookaaah recovering from pect surgery? Something about needing it reattached. Guessing Teddy Long really wanted the job.
 
2013-06-20 07:51:06 PM  

Daquin: Holy early TNA thread, Batman.  Are we hoping for a TNA gredunza tonight or something? 

/That's a lot of Shooting Star Staple Super-Presses


Don't make me laugh.
 
2013-06-20 08:10:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: BATMANATEE: Captain Steroid: BATMANATEE: Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: Didn't I win the title in a House Show thread a while ago?

Or are you like WCW, and refuse to acknowledge house show title wins?

There was a House Show thread?!

We haven't had a TV show thread in weeks! O_o

It was this one, though the post numbers are all off now. The mods have done some editing.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7784542/What-are-five-greatest-unscript ed -disasters-in-professional-wrestling-history-that-dont-involve-Owen-Ha rt-Chris-Benoit

Ohhhh, THAT thread.

It doesn't count. :P

LULZ. Looks like my second title reign will have an asterisk in the record books.

It wouldn't be a pro wrestling title without asterisks.

I'm the REAL WORLD'S CHAMPION!!!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


For the good of the BUSINESS-AH!

imageshack.us
BATMANATEE is STILL the Global Legendary Television Champion of the World!

The champion you deserve.
 
2013-06-20 08:44:12 PM  
Bah Gawd gryphon sil has entered the impact zone.
 
2013-06-20 08:50:05 PM  
sobrul28 HAS ENTERED THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2013-06-20 08:56:17 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-20 09:00:47 PM  
That was as awesome shot of stinger strolling
 
2013-06-20 09:01:39 PM  
Your Champion is in the Impact Zone.
 
2013-06-20 09:02:36 PM  
Moodybastard is BOUND FOR GLORY.


Dammit..used to live in Peroria
 
2013-06-20 09:03:27 PM  
Bah Gawd Hogan brother
 
2013-06-20 09:03:59 PM  
I start the show and I end the show BROTHER
 
2013-06-20 09:04:17 PM  
hoke hogan
 
2013-06-20 09:04:23 PM  
His hand seems to have healed.

Touching Brooke's ass much have mystical properties.
 
2013-06-20 09:04:26 PM  
The Hulksters in the house, let him out, let him out!
 
2013-06-20 09:05:27 PM  
How did Parks qualify?
 
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