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(KIRO TV)   Cool: Waking up next to the hot chick you picked up at a bar. Creepy: Waking up next to a drunk guy you didn't meet at a bar   (kirotv.com) divider line 49
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2013-06-20 09:55:48 AM
Smash! Smash! SUH-MASH!
 
2013-06-20 10:25:11 AM
"Those aren't pillows!"
 
2013-06-20 10:55:17 AM
I haven't read the article, but I think I'm going to guess that alcohol was involved
 
2013-06-20 10:55:18 AM
NTTAWWT
 
2013-06-20 11:07:58 AM
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2013-06-20 11:10:27 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I haven't read the article, but I think I'm going to guess that alcohol was involved


Hmmm...let's see...ah, yes here it is:

When police asked the man what happened the night before, the man told them he met a man last night, they got drunk together and he was invited into the victim's home, the police report said.

So you're guess is indeed correct, sir. However, you don't win anything. Sorry.
 
2013-06-20 11:11:14 AM
you're = your.

/need more coffee
 
2013-06-20 11:11:44 AM
Better than this I supposed...

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 11:15:07 AM
Just walk it off and dont drink so much next time.
 
2013-06-20 11:19:15 AM

TomD9938: Just walk it off and dont drink so much next time.


I'd imagine the walk may be sort of bowlegged...
 
2013-06-20 11:24:27 AM
Hipster problems.

I'm waiting for Lena Dunham to do an episode on this, complete with daddy issues, awkward attempts at lesbianism, and the obligatory deconstruction of the patriarchy.
 
2013-06-20 11:24:36 AM

DeathCipris: TomD9938: Just walk it off and dont drink so much next time.

I'd imagine the walk may be sort of bowlegged...


Its funny because he's implying he was f'd in the 'A'
 
2013-06-20 11:26:05 AM
Oh, just come on it, honey. The water's great!

/
 
2013-06-20 11:28:17 AM
Somebody was curious the night before and regretted it the next day.

Also, check out the MRA in TFA's comments. SMH.
 
2013-06-20 11:32:37 AM
So I'm not the only one this crap happens too.
 
2013-06-20 11:33:29 AM
Wow musta been a really bad lay to call the cops.
 
2013-06-20 11:33:37 AM
Sounds like a first world problem...at least he got his pipes cleaned.
 
2013-06-20 11:35:28 AM

snowybunting: [img.fark.net image 273x185]


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2013-06-20 11:37:01 AM
Or waking up next to this.

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2013-06-20 11:39:14 AM
Worst: You made a pron movie with Hillary Clinton
 
2013-06-20 11:40:10 AM

bhcompy: snowybunting: [img.fark.net image 273x185]

[img.fark.net image 600x436]


That's even more horrifying than blatz514.
 
2013-06-20 11:43:31 AM

offmymeds: bhcompy: snowybunting: [img.fark.net image 273x185]

[img.fark.net image 600x436]

That's even more horrifying than blatz514.


Hey, that means I'm king of the burgers!
 
2013-06-20 11:45:09 AM
Did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek
And wake up with Bo Diddley?
Did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek
And wake up with Bo Diddley?
You got so loaded, you thought that she
Was the most beautiful gal that you ever did see
Well, did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek
And wake up with Bo Diddley?
Woke up in the morning, to your surprise
A couple melons in tube socks
And buggley eyes
Well, did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek
And wake up with Bo Diddley?
 
2013-06-20 11:46:52 AM

wambu: Or waking up next to this.

[img.fark.net image 296x392] [img.fark.net image 300x300]
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I really don't miss tequila at all.
 
2013-06-20 11:47:25 AM

blatz514: offmymeds: bhcompy: snowybunting: [img.fark.net image 273x185]

[img.fark.net image 600x436]

That's even more horrifying than blatz514.

Hey, that means I'm king of the burgers!


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 11:49:01 AM

offmymeds: blatz514: offmymeds: bhcompy: snowybunting: [img.fark.net image 273x185]

[img.fark.net image 600x436]

That's even more horrifying than blatz514.

Hey, that means I'm king of the burgers!

[img.fark.net image 500x365]


Lulz.  Awesome
 
2013-06-20 12:00:01 PM
Waking up next to the the hot chick you met at the bar is not cool.


"And when he woke up in the morning, she was still in his bed! AAAAAAHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!!!"
"Yeah. Then she wanted to make him eggs! AAAAAHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!
But he said I don't have time, I have a meeting at 12:30
And she said I'll drive you there! AAAAHH!!!
And he said no, no, It's at my office, it's like a half hour commute
And she said I don't mind, it's on the way to my kid's preschool! AAAAHHH! AHHHH! AAHHHH!!!!"
 
2013-06-20 12:02:11 PM
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What waking up next to a hot chick might look like.

//Leo Walsh
 
2013-06-20 12:11:53 PM
supportyourlocalgunfighter.com
 
2013-06-20 12:16:43 PM

genepool lifeboat: wambu: Or waking up next to this.

[img.fark.net image 296x392] [img.fark.net image 300x300]
[img.fark.net image 143x400]

I really don't miss tequila at all.


Tequilla is OK. It's always the aftermath that sucks.
 
2013-06-20 12:16:51 PM
That happens to me every night..  *sniff*

/mirror is too close to bed
 
2013-06-20 12:17:06 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Somebody was curious the night before and regretted it the next day.

Also, check out the MRA in TFA's comments. SMH.


Or it was mistaken identity...

I think this is appropriate...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0UT2MpdWnc
 
2013-06-20 12:34:29 PM

Abuse Liability: DeathCipris: TomD9938: Just walk it off and dont drink so much next time.

I'd imagine the walk may be sort of bowlegged...

Its funny because he's implying he was f'd in the 'A'


$50 says this took place somewhere around Capitol Hill.

/NTTAWTT
 
2013-06-20 12:37:26 PM
I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone...

and not being able to remember their name.

or how you met,


or why they're dead.
 
2013-06-20 12:39:42 PM
Dollars to cronuts this guy was invited home by Mr Curious, but will now go to jail for a bit because the dude regrets coming out of the closet for a few hours while 3 sheets to the wind.
 
2013-06-20 12:41:46 PM
Doesn't sound like a very fair deal.  Obviously the guy who called the police was inebriated, who doesn't notice someone slipping into bed with them?  Sounds like the other guy was basically arrested for pissing the cops off.
 
2013-06-20 12:47:03 PM
I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smoky atmosphere
She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer
She pulled me on the dance floor and we danced a song or two
It was then I realized that I had bit off more than I could chew


Chorus
I think I'm dancing with a man
She's got calluses on her hands
She's got a voice deeper than mine
She gets a stiffy when we grind
I think I'm dancing with a man


We sat down and talked a while and we listened to the band
Then a friend of mine walked by and he asked her if she'd dance
Then he gently took her hand (oooooh-oooooh)
and he twirled her round and round
It looked like he was having fun until her skirt fell to the ground


Chorus
I think he's dancing with a man
The boys at the lodge won't understand
With her hand on his behind
They two-stepped till half past 9
I think he's dancing with a man


Ohhh shiat I think we're dancing with a man
It'll be known throughout the land
Two boys from Texas danced the jig with a dude who wore a wig
We've been dancing with a man
She crushed a beer can on her head
Good Lord her foreheads red
We've been dancing with a big man
 
2013-06-20 12:50:43 PM

tylerdurden217: Dollars to cronuts this guy was invited home by Mr Curious, but will now go to jail for a bit because the dude regrets coming out of the closet for a few hours while 3 sheets to the wind.


I think you misunderstood the last sentence of the article.  The man was arrested on burglary charges, not buggery charges.

;)
 
2013-06-20 12:56:25 PM
Those aren't pillows!

img.fark.net
How 'bout them Bears?
 
2013-06-20 01:00:05 PM
Crying Game's alternate ending.
 
2013-06-20 01:10:57 PM
Uh huh. Sounds like the gay version of next morning regret rape charges. "No officer, never seen him before and I have no idea why he slept with me in my bed last night. I dont remember a thing." = burglary charges.
 
2013-06-20 01:29:48 PM
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2013-06-20 01:33:29 PM

Badgers:


Son, I am disappoint
 
2013-06-20 02:27:59 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Oh, just come on it, honey. The water's great!

/


Some Freudian slips are better than others.
 
2013-06-20 02:29:36 PM

Badgers: [img.fark.net image 600x432]


Holy shiat.......is that Toronto mayor Rob Ford?
 
2013-06-20 02:30:33 PM

wambu: Or waking up next to this.

[img.fark.net image 296x392] [img.fark.net image 300x300]
[img.fark.net image 143x400]


They sure don't make leather like they used to.
 
2013-06-20 02:58:19 PM

xanadian: Abuse Liability: DeathCipris: TomD9938: Just walk it off and dont drink so much next time.

I'd imagine the walk may be sort of bowlegged...

Its funny because he's implying he was f'd in the 'A'

$50 says this took place somewhere around Capitol Hill.

/NTTAWTT


You win $25.  It is Capitol Hill, but for every gay that leaves, a hipster takes thier place.
 
2013-06-20 05:23:26 PM

blatz514: Better than this I supposed...

[img.fark.net image 468x286]


Thanks for the spoiler alert...
 
2013-06-21 02:45:34 AM
Nothing appeared to have been taken from the victim's home.

 He was arrested on burglary charges.

WTF?
 
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