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(Washington Post)   Washington DC's newest strip club will not be allowed to offer VIP sections or nude table dances. Well, what the fark's the point, then?   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 26
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2013-06-20 08:58:52 AM  
I've never seen the point of strip clubs in the first place.
 
2013-06-20 09:06:30 AM  
What about VP sections?
 
2013-06-20 09:18:14 AM  
The point is making the strip club so dull that people don't come and they go out of business.
 
2013-06-20 09:35:42 AM  

simplicimus: I've never seen the point of strip clubs in the first place.


You know that Chris Rock song about the Champagne room?  Yeah, that was 100% for the benefit of his wife.
 
2013-06-20 09:36:09 AM  
The point is that you can be a total cheapskate and view the naked women without being pressured in to lap dances, private dances or anything else they might try to fleece you with.
 
2013-06-20 09:37:03 AM  

Diogenes: What about VP sections?


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2013-06-20 09:38:51 AM  
But if you can't get up and personal with a stripper, how can you hear her talk about her daddy issues?
 
2013-06-20 09:42:27 AM  
We can cut out the middle man and just bring them cocaine, too.
Strippefficiency.  That's my new word.
 
2013-06-20 09:43:08 AM  

LandOfChocolate: The point is that you can be a total cheapskate and view the naked women without being pressured in to lap dances, private dances or anything else they might try to fleece you with.


I always found "No, thank you" or "I'm not interested in a dance tonight" to work rather well for me.  Even better: "I'm broke".
 
2013-06-20 09:53:02 AM  
hooray anti-competitive american protectionism!
 
2013-06-20 09:57:10 AM  

meanmutton: I always found "No, thank you" or "I'm not interested in a dance tonight" to work rather well for me.  Even better: "I'm broke".


I'm pretty sure using that last line will guarantee your swift exit from the club, courtesy of security.
 
2013-06-20 09:57:29 AM  
They're going to have a problem competing with the other strip clubs in DC. You can pretty much do a gynecology exam the other clubs. It's probably all Marion Berry's fault...
 
2013-06-20 09:59:43 AM  

meanmutton: LandOfChocolate: The point is that you can be a total cheapskate and view the naked women without being pressured in to lap dances, private dances or anything else they might try to fleece you with.

I always found "No, thank you" or "I'm not interested in a dance tonight" to work rather well for me.  Even better: "I'm broke".


I was best man for my best friend and I'm gay.  I found that when I politely told the strippers I was gay, they redoubled their efforts.  It was kind of interesting.
 
2013-06-20 10:07:53 AM  
CSB: Many years ago (before the days of lap dances and VIP rooms), as reported in our local family newspaper, a stripper at a local strip club had accused a patron of sexual assault. During the court proceedings, when asked how he knew that an assault had occurred, the undercover cop testified that he was observing the stripper and the patron in profile and, with her back to the audience and bent over and  holding her ankles, when he saw the patron's nose disappear between the female stripper's buttocks, he reasoned that contact had taken place and, thus a sexual assault had occurred, and proceeded to arrest the patron.
 
2013-06-20 10:19:39 AM  
Well now Good Guys is going to have to step up its game to compete, since they are nearby. But Ive never been to either of those places so I dont know. Well maybe a friend of mine used to DJ at Jp's years ago.....maybe.
 
2013-06-20 10:50:18 AM  

groppet: Well now Good Guys is going to have to step up its game to compete, since they are nearby. But Ive never been to either of those places so I dont know. Well maybe a friend of mine used to DJ at Jp's years ago.....maybe.


It's kind of odd that Glover Park has two strip clubs. JoAnnas is apparently opening back up, so M Street can compete again
 
2013-06-20 11:02:28 AM  

valkore: meanmutton: I always found "No, thank you" or "I'm not interested in a dance tonight" to work rather well for me.  Even better: "I'm broke".

I'm pretty sure using that last line will guarantee your swift exit from the club, courtesy of security.


You can buy like three over priced beers for the cost of a lapdance.  Security will happily let you sit for the hour or so it takes to drink them.
 
2013-06-20 11:03:14 AM  

Diogenes: meanmutton: LandOfChocolate: The point is that you can be a total cheapskate and view the naked women without being pressured in to lap dances, private dances or anything else they might try to fleece you with.

I always found "No, thank you" or "I'm not interested in a dance tonight" to work rather well for me.  Even better: "I'm broke".

I was best man for my best friend and I'm gay.  I found that when I politely told the strippers I was gay, they redoubled their efforts.  It was kind of interesting.


Okay, next time I go, I'm going to try that.
 
2013-06-20 11:54:58 AM  

Diogenes: I was best man for my best friend and I'm gay. I found that when I politely told the strippers I was gay, they redoubled their efforts. It was kind of interesting.


But no cure?

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2013-06-20 12:09:49 PM  

Diogenes: What about VP sections?


Or the VD sections?
 
2013-06-20 12:12:01 PM  
Am I the only one who noticed this?

"He told the board that the club's owners, BJ Enterprises, had planned to open the doors last weekend."

I'd say VIP rooms are definitely part of the business plan.
 
2013-06-20 12:15:15 PM  
Can I, at least, get shot in the face by a tight end?
 
2013-06-20 02:05:21 PM  

kahnzo: Can I, at least, get shot in the face by a tight end?


I thought that was a euphemism and not, well, a comment about Aaron Hernandez.
 
2013-06-20 02:13:42 PM  
I'm all for it.  One fewer way to be screwed by the whores in DC.
 
2013-06-20 02:52:46 PM  

meanmutton: kahnzo: Can I, at least, get shot in the face by a tight end?

I thought that was a euphemism and not, well, a comment about Aaron Hernandez.


Who is Aaron Hernandez?
 
2013-06-20 08:21:28 PM  

kahnzo: Can I, at least, get shot in the face by a tight end?


Sure, Secrets has been back in business for years.
 
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