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(BBC)   Russia: You say we're bad with this human trafficking? I CUT YOU. You want bride? I sell you bride? What color hair you want? Blonde? Black? Blonde? We make her blonde, ya? Come inside, we talk numbers   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 18
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2013-06-20 11:42:28 AM  
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2013-06-20 07:45:12 PM  
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: The Stealth Hippopotamus: You're looking more long term than you should. These ladies are looking for someone to support them for 2 years so they can establish residency and get their green cards.

And no, getting married does not get you a green card.

Good point


Sure it does. That's how I got mine. (Not the purpose of the marriage, but that's how I got my green card).
2013-06-20 01:45:47 PM  
1 votes:

Seraphym: Lithuania are apparently equally awesome.


it is known
2013-06-20 01:44:35 PM  
1 votes:
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You know she knows how to sweep!

I will give you 50 American dollars, and a Mega-pack of Ultra Soft Charmin for her.
2013-06-20 01:38:31 PM  
1 votes:

crowbar032: Oldiron_79: crowbar032: The only time I've gotten a disgusted reaction from one of my female friends was when I joked that when I was ready to marry I'd go the mail order bride route.

How is a foriegn gold digger worse than a domestic?

It's not......not even one little bit.  Well, the ensuing break-up financial separation story may be better depending on perspective.


Yup there is not a damned thing wrong with it. Any of the women that have a problem with it are just jealous that you are cheating the system and getting a gold digger from a poor part of the world instead of putting up with her shiat.
2013-06-20 01:22:13 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-06-20 12:15:03 PM  
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Actually never call anyone Russian, ladies from the Baltics will gut you for shiat like that. Go with Eastern European. Russians don't mind being called that so you can't offend anyone.

czech this out


As someone who's seen a friend give hell to a guy for calling her 'Russian' when she was Czech Republican, I can attest to the offensiveness it has...
2013-06-20 11:28:08 AM  
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: There's a really cute Russian (well Ukranian but that still counts to me dammit) woman who works at the grocery I go to that is hilariously/unfortunately named Slobodanka.

Hehe SlobberDonkey


If you want a chance with her don't ever let her hear you call her Russian. They have thing about that.

Actually never call anyone Russian, ladies from the Baltics will gut you for shiat like that. Go with Eastern European. Russians don't mind being called that so you can't offend anyone.

czech this out
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2013-06-20 11:23:01 AM  
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: Not necessarily


HEY!!

You don't see me messing with your Russian Bride fantasizes!

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/you're right
2013-06-20 11:17:38 AM  
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: IdBeCrazyIf: Russian girls can be hot, but they fall apart after 40

You're looking more long term than you should. These ladies are looking for someone to support them for 2 years so they can establish residency and get their green cards.


Not necessarily. Women in Russia get treated like shiat. An American husband who is even a halfway decent guy for an American still treats women better then 80-90% of Russian men.
2013-06-20 11:00:31 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-06-20 10:57:45 AM  
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: Russian girls can be hot, but they fall apart after 40


You're looking more long term than you should. These ladies are looking for someone to support them for 2 years so they can establish residency and get their green cards.

And no, getting married does not get you a green card.

MNguy: dittybopper: The Stealth Hippopotamus: some dude wants me to go into a bathroom stall with him...

no, not going to happen, I've seen this movie and it doesn't end well.

What a brunette, Russian, female athlete looks like:

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I'd like one without the hint of an erect penis in their running shorts, thank you.

It's like a reverse tuck.


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Oh look, haters
2013-06-20 10:47:24 AM  
1 votes:

crowbar032: The only time I've gotten a disgusted reaction from one of my female friends was when I joked that when I was ready to marry I'd go the mail order bride route.


you sure?
2013-06-20 10:45:02 AM  
1 votes:
"The very idea of raising this issue causes indignation," Russian foreign ministry human rights envoy Konstantin Dolgov said in a statement.

It said the report had used "unacceptable methodology", grouping countries in terms of their friendliness with Washington.


If "the very idea of raising this issue causes indignation", then it doesn't really matter what methodology you use, they're going to reject it.


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You can't trust Melanie Russians but you can trust Melanie Russians to be Melanie Russians.
2013-06-20 10:35:49 AM  
1 votes:
Russian girls can be hot, but they fall apart after 40
2013-06-20 10:09:23 AM  
1 votes:
Oh who I'm I kidding, I take what I can get:

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2013-06-20 10:08:35 AM  
1 votes:
I could settle for blonde, if they have already run out of brunettes:

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2013-06-20 10:07:31 AM  
1 votes:
some dude wants me to go into a bathroom stall with him...

no, not going to happen, I've seen this movie and it doesn't end well.

What a brunette, Russian, female athlete looks like:

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