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(BBC)   Russia: You say we're bad with this human trafficking? I CUT YOU. You want bride? I sell you bride? What color hair you want? Blonde? Black? Blonde? We make her blonde, ya? Come inside, we talk numbers   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-06-20 01:15:33 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: elguerodiablo: There's a really cute Russian (well Ukranian but that still counts to me dammit) woman who works at the grocery I go to that is hilariously/unfortunately named Slobodanka.

Hehe SlobberDonkey

If you want a chance with her don't ever let her hear you call her Russian. They have thing about that.

Actually never call anyone Russian, ladies from the Baltics will gut you for shiat like that. Go with Eastern European. Russians don't mind being called that so you can't offend anyone.

czech this out


Now you're talking... I've never been so blown away in first impressions as "seeing the sights" at nearly any time of the day or night in Czech Republic, Slovakia and Austria (separate trips about a year apart each).  From what I can tell from trips by friends, Hungary and Lithuania are apparently equally awesome.

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The Austrian experience was especially awkward as my lovely girlfriend, now my wife, was along for that one - she was finally in some serious competition in Vienna!  Her edge on being definite marriage material was her saving grace.  Girls in Prague and Vienna can be pretty forward, especially it seems when they find out you're an American, and having my girlfriend there didn't seem to slow them down!  A few years later, one friend of mine ended up marrying a Czech, and another friend married a Slovak, and they're both simply beautiful ladies who are also totally down with hooking their visiting home-country friends up with our single friends.  It's full of win in Central Europe so far as I've seen (except for all the genocide and stuff).

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2013-06-20 01:21:15 PM

Oldiron_79: crowbar032: The only time I've gotten a disgusted reaction from one of my female friends was when I joked that when I was ready to marry I'd go the mail order bride route.

How is a foriegn gold digger worse than a domestic?


It's not......not even one little bit.  Well, the ensuing break-up financial separation story may be better depending on perspective.
 
2013-06-20 01:22:13 PM
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2013-06-20 01:25:03 PM
China's response was also farking laughable. Those two nations are just awful when it comes to protecting and helping any disadvantaged citizens. I have no clue why they're allowed to sit at the big boy table.
 
2013-06-20 01:26:57 PM
My neighbor bought his wife in from China she is nice. She's been here for about 5 years and the local cat population hasn't changed. I guess it's a win win
 
2013-06-20 01:38:31 PM

crowbar032: Oldiron_79: crowbar032: The only time I've gotten a disgusted reaction from one of my female friends was when I joked that when I was ready to marry I'd go the mail order bride route.

How is a foriegn gold digger worse than a domestic?

It's not......not even one little bit.  Well, the ensuing break-up financial separation story may be better depending on perspective.


Yup there is not a damned thing wrong with it. Any of the women that have a problem with it are just jealous that you are cheating the system and getting a gold digger from a poor part of the world instead of putting up with her shiat.
 
2013-06-20 01:41:25 PM
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"You give me fat American wife, hot sexy Russian wife come next week"
 
2013-06-20 01:43:16 PM
Can someone post a link to such websites so I can put it on my blocked list?

Thanks
 
2013-06-20 01:44:35 PM
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You know she knows how to sweep!

I will give you 50 American dollars, and a Mega-pack of Ultra Soft Charmin for her.
 
2013-06-20 01:45:05 PM

WeenerGord: Where's the farker who was looking into a Ukrainian mail order bride?


I've seen the inside of a few on Pornhub.
 
2013-06-20 01:45:47 PM

Seraphym: Lithuania are apparently equally awesome.


it is known
 
2013-06-20 01:48:46 PM

smoky2010: My neighbor bought his wife in from China she is nice. She's been here for about 5 years and the local cat population hasn't changed. I guess it's a win win


cat = vietnamese, not chinese
 
2013-06-20 01:48:55 PM
 
2013-06-20 01:51:45 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: dittybopper: I'd like one without the hint of an erect penis in their running shorts, thank you.

That's just because she has near zero body fat, it's just a landing strip and the lips. good times.

Quantum Apostrophe: Ever been near a "fitness chick"? They're neurotic wrecks.

All women are like that from time to time. All the fitness girls I know party like crazy and are fun. Sure they are competitive and obsessive, but I'd take that anyday over a girl who sits around. Working out is a good mood stabilizer, and reduces depression. Farkers don't want to hear this but the sex is also better.


There is room for nuance, sure, but I make a difference between "fitness chick" and "fit chick". A fitness chick works out with a routine and has a diet. No fun. They are always on edge and are not fun to be around. They also don't age well.

A fit chick has a sport they like to do. They might have great legs because they run a lot but don't spend their life at the gym.
 
2013-06-20 01:55:01 PM

zulius: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Actually never call anyone Russian, ladies from the Baltics will gut you for shiat like that. Go with Eastern European. Russians don't mind being called that so you can't offend anyone.

czech this out

As someone who's seen a friend give hell to a guy for calling her 'Russian' when she was Czech Republican, I can attest to the offensiveness it has...


That is not a term.  Unless it was a Czech who voted for Romney.
 
2013-06-20 02:01:08 PM
I dated an eastern european chick that was over here with a nanny-ing program... for our first date she wore a blazer with nothing but her bra on underneath.

She was awesome.

Thank you Tanya, don't ever let them tell you what is/isn't underwear : )
 
2013-06-20 02:09:23 PM

Wrath of Heaven: I dated an eastern european chick that was over here with a nanny-ing program... for our first date she wore a blazer with nothing but her bra on underneath.

She was awesome.

Thank you Tanya, don't ever let them tell you what is/isn't underwear : )


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2013-06-20 02:14:25 PM

blatz514: Wrath of Heaven: I dated an eastern european chick that was over here with a nanny-ing program... for our first date she wore a blazer with nothing but her bra on underneath.

She was awesome.

Thank you Tanya, don't ever let them tell you what is/isn't underwear : )

[por-img.cimcontent.net image 500x400]



Yup, just like Seinfeld... but she actually had the last few bottom buttons done up.
 
2013-06-20 02:21:56 PM
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/hot like russian bride
 
2013-06-20 02:23:58 PM

Wrath of Heaven: blatz514: Wrath of Heaven: I dated an eastern european chick that was over here with a nanny-ing program... for our first date she wore a blazer with nothing but her bra on underneath.

She was awesome.

Thank you Tanya, don't ever let them tell you what is/isn't underwear : )

[por-img.cimcontent.net image 500x400]


Yup, just like Seinfeld... but she actually had the last few bottom buttons done up.


You wouldn't happen to have pics?

You know, for a friend.
 
2013-06-20 02:39:36 PM

blatz514: Wrath of Heaven: blatz514: Wrath of Heaven: I dated an eastern european chick that was over here with a nanny-ing program... for our first date she wore a blazer with nothing but her bra on underneath.

She was awesome.

Thank you Tanya, don't ever let them tell you what is/isn't underwear : )

[por-img.cimcontent.net image 500x400]


Yup, just like Seinfeld... but she actually had the last few bottom buttons done up.

You wouldn't happen to have pics?

You know, for a friend.


She's on the right : )
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2013-06-20 02:44:20 PM

Wrath of Heaven: blatz514: Wrath of Heaven: blatz514: Wrath of Heaven: I dated an eastern european chick that was over here with a nanny-ing program... for our first date she wore a blazer with nothing but her bra on underneath.

She was awesome.

Thank you Tanya, don't ever let them tell you what is/isn't underwear : )

[por-img.cimcontent.net image 500x400]


Yup, just like Seinfeld... but she actually had the last few bottom buttons done up.

You wouldn't happen to have pics?

You know, for a friend.

She's on the right : )
[i39.tinypic.com image 448x336]


Shot gun BOOYA!

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My friend thanks you.

Much obliged  *tips hat
 
2013-06-20 02:54:41 PM
Attention sub-tard:

Ya(Ja) = Yes in German

Da(Дa) = Yes in Russian
 
2013-06-20 02:56:28 PM

Wrath of Heaven: blatz514: Wrath of Heaven: blatz514: Wrath of Heaven: I dated an eastern european chick that was over here with a nanny-ing program... for our first date she wore a blazer with nothing but her bra on underneath.

She was awesome.

Thank you Tanya, don't ever let them tell you what is/isn't underwear : )

[por-img.cimcontent.net image 500x400]


Yup, just like Seinfeld... but she actually had the last few bottom buttons done up.

You wouldn't happen to have pics?

You know, for a friend.

She's on the right : )


(High five)
 
2013-06-20 03:06:35 PM

Wrath of Heaven: blatz514: Wrath of Heaven: blatz514: Wrath of Heaven: I dated an eastern european chick that was over here with a nanny-ing program... for our first date she wore a blazer with nothing but her bra on underneath.

She was awesome.

Thank you Tanya, don't ever let them tell you what is/isn't underwear : )

[por-img.cimcontent.net image 500x400]


Yup, just like Seinfeld... but she actually had the last few bottom buttons done up.

You wouldn't happen to have pics?

You know, for a friend.

She's on the right : )
[i39.tinypic.com image 448x336]


Seems like she was okay with you staring at her chest the whole night...
 
2013-06-20 03:09:40 PM
Oh she was, I thought she actually had some kind of top on underneath the blazer till we got home.

She usually makes it out here every summer to vacation in Miami... speaking of which, to the FBs!1!!
 
2013-06-20 03:12:40 PM
Never, ever marry a Russian woman without first seeing their mother!
 
2013-06-20 04:10:45 PM

thecpt: China's response was also farking laughable. Those two nations are just awful when it comes to protecting and helping any disadvantaged citizens. I have no clue why they're allowed to sit at the big boy table.


Russia because they overran Eastern Europe in WII and they have nukes. China cause.. everyday low prices.
 
2013-06-20 04:26:57 PM
Well. This thread was disappointing.
 
2013-06-20 04:46:15 PM

gibbon1: thecpt: China's response was also farking laughable. Those two nations are just awful when it comes to protecting and helping any disadvantaged citizens. I have no clue why they're allowed to sit at the big boy table.

Russia because they overran Eastern Europe in WII and they have nukes and they more gas, oil, gold, platinum, etc than almost anyone else. China cause.. everyday low prices.


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FIFY
 
2013-06-20 05:28:47 PM
All of the IT contract gigs I've worked have at least one standard-issue, former USSR woman. All in the 40-50 range. All very pleasant and agreeable, but don't take any shiat from anyone. One came to the US as an Internet bride to marry an American husband and she's been with him a long while. All have been solid web and DB developers. Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus, as I recall. All with hilarious stories of life in the USSR. The one I currently work with, her father was a big deal Red Army officer so she got some special good deals growing up in the communist system.
 
2013-06-20 05:31:23 PM
My dad was Russian. My mother Colombian/Venezuelan. Eastern Europeans are different, Russians particularly so. When my cousins visit, my male friends are always quite thrilled.

And some of us age very well, TYVM.
 
2013-06-20 05:51:23 PM

Mock26: Never, ever marry a Russian any woman without first seeing their mother!


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FIFY
 
2013-06-20 06:07:18 PM

Fissile: Mock26: Never, ever marry a Russian any woman without first seeing their mother!

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FIFY


True, but it is especially true with Eastern Europeans.
 
2013-06-20 06:33:36 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well. This thread was disappointing.


This is Fark. People here would rather run off at the mouth spouting worthless opinions than actually post pics of hot women.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 07:45:12 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: The Stealth Hippopotamus: You're looking more long term than you should. These ladies are looking for someone to support them for 2 years so they can establish residency and get their green cards.

And no, getting married does not get you a green card.

Good point


Sure it does. That's how I got mine. (Not the purpose of the marriage, but that's how I got my green card).
 
2013-06-21 08:31:22 AM

crowbar032: The only time I've gotten a disgusted reaction from one of my female friends was when I joked that when I was ready to marry I'd go the mail order bride route.


Soooo.. all those girls you know who are now lesbians?  In their case it IS a choice.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-06-21 08:35:03 AM

Amusement: offmymeds: Hello!!!
My name is Olga, my first name Orehova. I live to Russia in city of Volzhsk. To me 28 years I finished Highs school and College. Are you lonely? I have considered your structure both it has very much liked me also I very much would want to get acquainted with you and further to have with you some attitudes. I think that you do, cause you want to find someone here. And I think that may be I am that someone who you want to find?. So I think that if you answer me may be we can to try create some relations? I hope that we can. And if you want to know more about me, so please write me on my e-mail. So I will wait your answer.

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We make sexy time, da?

You do realize. not only is your pigeon language near perfection, but your word selection is near perfection.  This isn't your first Russian bride ad rodeo is it?


Well they are Offtheirmeds, so it's just the brain raccoons posting now.
 
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