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(BBC)   Russia: You say we're bad with this human trafficking? I CUT YOU. You want bride? I sell you bride? What color hair you want? Blonde? Black? Blonde? We make her blonde, ya? Come inside, we talk numbers   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-06-20 09:21:05 AM  
Brunette, 25-30, fitness chick.


shoot me a number
 
2013-06-20 09:24:03 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Brunette, 25-30, fitness chick.


shoot me a number


come with me *opens bathroom stall*
 
2013-06-20 10:07:31 AM  
some dude wants me to go into a bathroom stall with him...

no, not going to happen, I've seen this movie and it doesn't end well.

What a brunette, Russian, female athlete looks like:

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2013-06-20 10:08:35 AM  
I could settle for blonde, if they have already run out of brunettes:

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2013-06-20 10:09:23 AM  
Oh who I'm I kidding, I take what I can get:

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2013-06-20 10:16:15 AM  
you have just made this an epic thread
 
2013-06-20 10:19:07 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: some dude wants me to go into a bathroom stall with him...

no, not going to happen, I've seen this movie and it doesn't end well.

What a brunette, Russian, female athlete looks like:

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I'd like one without the hint of an erect penis in their running shorts, thank you.
 
2013-06-20 10:35:49 AM  
Russian girls can be hot, but they fall apart after 40
 
2013-06-20 10:37:02 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Russian girls can be hot, but they fall apart after 40


you sure we're talking women and not russian cars?
 
2013-06-20 10:37:56 AM  

dittybopper: The Stealth Hippopotamus: some dude wants me to go into a bathroom stall with him...

no, not going to happen, I've seen this movie and it doesn't end well.

What a brunette, Russian, female athlete looks like:

[img196.imageshack.us image 408x594]

I'd like one without the hint of an erect penis in their running shorts, thank you.


It's like a reverse tuck.
 
2013-06-20 10:38:18 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Brunette, 25-30, fitness chick.


shoot me a number


Ever been near a "fitness chick"? They're neurotic wrecks.
 
2013-06-20 10:38:48 AM  

somedude210: IdBeCrazyIf: Russian girls can be hot, but they fall apart after 40

you sure we're talking women and not russian cars?


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2013-06-20 10:41:04 AM  
Bookmarked
 
2013-06-20 10:41:08 AM  
The only time I've gotten a disgusted reaction from one of my female friends was when I joked that when I was ready to marry I'd go the mail order bride route.
 
2013-06-20 10:45:02 AM  
"The very idea of raising this issue causes indignation," Russian foreign ministry human rights envoy Konstantin Dolgov said in a statement.

It said the report had used "unacceptable methodology", grouping countries in terms of their friendliness with Washington.


If "the very idea of raising this issue causes indignation", then it doesn't really matter what methodology you use, they're going to reject it.


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You can't trust Melanie Russians but you can trust Melanie Russians to be Melanie Russians.
 
2013-06-20 10:46:30 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Brunette, 25-30, fitness chick.


shoot me a number

Ever been near a "fitness chick"? They're neurotic wrecks.


FTFY.  No charge, because I'm in a good mood.
 
2013-06-20 10:47:24 AM  

crowbar032: The only time I've gotten a disgusted reaction from one of my female friends was when I joked that when I was ready to marry I'd go the mail order bride route.


you sure?
 
2013-06-20 10:49:38 AM  

imtheonlylp: crowbar032: The only time I've gotten a disgusted reaction from one of my female friends was when I joked that when I was ready to marry I'd go the mail order bride route.

you sure?


No, but it's the only time I saw a reaction.  Maybe she's a good actor or has a high tolerance.
 
2013-06-20 10:50:29 AM  
Trannies. All of them here.
 
2013-06-20 10:54:30 AM  

thisiszombocom: Trannies. All of them here.


Are we still talking russian cars? I thought we were beyond that! Bring on the hot eastern bloc women!
 
2013-06-20 10:57:39 AM  
Know a grizzly looking dude from when I use to work in the oilfields that married a beautiful Russian woman through a company based out of Phoenix AZ, this woman is fricken gorgeous! Anywho it cost him like 3g's to go over and meet her through the website along with like 20 other women he wanted to meet. The website he showed me is totally like an ebay of women, you can break it down by everything from age, weight, locality, hair color and what not. Surprisingly 11 years later they are still married with two kids now and she is still knock dead gorgeous, lucky bastage. LOL I always keep that website in the back of my head in case things don't work with the current relationship.
 
2013-06-20 10:57:45 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Russian girls can be hot, but they fall apart after 40


You're looking more long term than you should. These ladies are looking for someone to support them for 2 years so they can establish residency and get their green cards.

And no, getting married does not get you a green card.

MNguy: dittybopper: The Stealth Hippopotamus: some dude wants me to go into a bathroom stall with him...

no, not going to happen, I've seen this movie and it doesn't end well.

What a brunette, Russian, female athlete looks like:

[img196.imageshack.us image 408x594]

I'd like one without the hint of an erect penis in their running shorts, thank you.

It's like a reverse tuck.


img.fark.net
Oh look, haters
 
2013-06-20 11:00:31 AM  
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2013-06-20 11:06:14 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: You're looking more long term than you should. These ladies are looking for someone to support them for 2 years so they can establish residency and get their green cards.

And no, getting married does not get you a green card.


Good point
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-06-20 11:14:06 AM  
Married a Russian, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-06-20 11:15:26 AM  
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen:

You can't trust Melanie Russians but you can trust Melanie Russians to be Melanie Russians.

This.

Buy not cars, phones, women whatever from Russians.
 
2013-06-20 11:17:38 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: IdBeCrazyIf: Russian girls can be hot, but they fall apart after 40

You're looking more long term than you should. These ladies are looking for someone to support them for 2 years so they can establish residency and get their green cards.


Not necessarily. Women in Russia get treated like shiat. An American husband who is even a halfway decent guy for an American still treats women better then 80-90% of Russian men.
 
2013-06-20 11:17:40 AM  

dittybopper: I'd like one without the hint of an erect penis in their running shorts, thank you.


That's just because she has near zero body fat, it's just a landing strip and the lips. good times.

Quantum Apostrophe: Ever been near a "fitness chick"? They're neurotic wrecks.


All women are like that from time to time. All the fitness girls I know party like crazy and are fun. Sure they are competitive and obsessive, but I'd take that anyday over a girl who sits around. Working out is a good mood stabilizer, and reduces depression. Farkers don't want to hear this but the sex is also better.
 
2013-06-20 11:21:34 AM  
There's a really cute Russian (well Ukranian but that still counts to me dammit) woman who works at the grocery I go to that is hilariously/unfortunately named Slobodanka.

Hehe SlobberDonkey
 
2013-06-20 11:23:01 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: Not necessarily


HEY!!

You don't see me messing with your Russian Bride fantasizes!

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/you're right
 
2013-06-20 11:25:36 AM  
FAS never looked so hot!
 
2013-06-20 11:28:08 AM  

elguerodiablo: There's a really cute Russian (well Ukranian but that still counts to me dammit) woman who works at the grocery I go to that is hilariously/unfortunately named Slobodanka.

Hehe SlobberDonkey


If you want a chance with her don't ever let her hear you call her Russian. They have thing about that.

Actually never call anyone Russian, ladies from the Baltics will gut you for shiat like that. Go with Eastern European. Russians don't mind being called that so you can't offend anyone.

czech this out
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2013-06-20 11:31:51 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: The Stealth Hippopotamus: IdBeCrazyIf: Russian girls can be hot, but they fall apart after 40

You're looking more long term than you should. These ladies are looking for someone to support them for 2 years so they can establish residency and get their green cards.

Not necessarily. Women in Russia get treated like shiat. An American husband who is even a halfway decent guy for an American still treats women better then 80-90% of Russian men.


This, don't treat her like property and she will stick around.
 
2013-06-20 11:36:30 AM  
Hello!!!
My name is Olga, my first name Orehova. I live to Russia in city of Volzhsk. To me 28 years I finished Highs school and College. Are you lonely? I have considered your structure both it has very much liked me also I very much would want to get acquainted with you and further to have with you some attitudes. I think that you do, cause you want to find someone here. And I think that may be I am that someone who you want to find?. So I think that if you answer me may be we can to try create some relations? I hope that we can. And if you want to know more about me, so please write me on my e-mail. So I will wait your answer.

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We make sexy time, da?
 
2013-06-20 11:42:28 AM  
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2013-06-20 11:43:27 AM  
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2013-06-20 11:47:10 AM  

offmymeds: Hello!!!
My name is Olga, my first name Orehova. I live to Russia in city of Volzhsk. To me 28 years I finished Highs school and College. Are you lonely? I have considered your structure both it has very much liked me also I very much would want to get acquainted with you and further to have with you some attitudes. I think that you do, cause you want to find someone here. And I think that may be I am that someone who you want to find?. So I think that if you answer me may be we can to try create some relations? I hope that we can. And if you want to know more about me, so please write me on my e-mail. So I will wait your answer.

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We make sexy time, da?


You do realize. not only is your pigeon language near perfection, but your word selection is near perfection.  This isn't your first Russian bride ad rodeo is it?
 
2013-06-20 11:55:56 AM  
Where's the farker who was looking into a Ukrainian mail order bride?
 
2013-06-20 11:56:08 AM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
Buy 1 get 2nd half off.
 
2013-06-20 11:57:16 AM  
Dating Russians is like owning a British car.  Yeah they may look good from the outside but once you're in one they're more trouble than they're worth.
 
2013-06-20 12:00:44 PM  

Amusement: offmymeds: Hello!!!
My name is Olga, my first name Orehova. I live to Russia in city of Volzhsk. To me 28 years I finished Highs school and College. Are you lonely? I have considered your structure both it has very much liked me also I very much would want to get acquainted with you and further to have with you some attitudes. I think that you do, cause you want to find someone here. And I think that may be I am that someone who you want to find?. So I think that if you answer me may be we can to try create some relations? I hope that we can. And if you want to know more about me, so please write me on my e-mail. So I will wait your answer.

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We make sexy time, da?

You do realize. not only is your pigeon language near perfection, but your word selection is near perfection.  This isn't your first Russian bride ad rodeo is it?


A little cutting here, a little pasting there and...Voila!
 
2013-06-20 12:06:19 PM  

elguerodiablo: There's a really cute Russian (well Ukranian but that still counts to me dammit) woman who works at the grocery I go to that is hilariously/unfortunately named Slobodanka.

Hehe SlobberDonkey


I don't know, pretty normal name for grocery
 
2013-06-20 12:15:03 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Actually never call anyone Russian, ladies from the Baltics will gut you for shiat like that. Go with Eastern European. Russians don't mind being called that so you can't offend anyone.

czech this out


As someone who's seen a friend give hell to a guy for calling her 'Russian' when she was Czech Republican, I can attest to the offensiveness it has...
 
2013-06-20 12:16:36 PM  
Why are they upset? It's not like we threatened to sic Liam Neeson on them.
 
2013-06-20 12:30:45 PM  

crowbar032: The only time I've gotten a disgusted reaction from one of my female friends was when I joked that when I was ready to marry I'd go the mail order bride route.


How is a foriegn gold digger worse than a domestic?
 
2013-06-20 12:32:09 PM  
da, not ya,dolboeb.
 
2013-06-20 12:40:36 PM  

Oldiron_79: How is a foriegn gold digger worse than a domestic?


Level of expectation
 
2013-06-20 12:45:28 PM  

Oldiron_79: crowbar032: The only time I've gotten a disgusted reaction from one of my female friends was when I joked that when I was ready to marry I'd go the mail order bride route.

How is a foriegn gold digger worse than a domestic?


Because it tastes like shiat...

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2013-06-20 12:54:00 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I could settle for blonde, if they have already run out of brunettes:

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Do they have any that come with secondary sexual characteristics?
 
2013-06-20 12:55:02 PM  
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