Sybarite: Yeovil town crier, Bruce Trigger helped rescue Mrs Robinson.DO-do-Do-DO-do-do-do
kvinesknows: ya know.. there is a reason MODERN stepladders have a note saying DONT STEP ON TOP STEP.
Nogale: Furniture violence is one of the underreported plagues of our time. I am the survivor of an assault by a park bench that left me with a bone bruise that took two and a half months to heal. Other Farkers have reported similar stories. We otto bring this story to light, man!
Stephen_Falken: Heh, that's nothing. My friends and I killed a Ford Pinto and left it steaming in a ditch in 1980.
solokumba: [artisanelectric.net image 400x300]
JerkStore: I can totally see where she's coming from. I find it is conducive to proper yard equipment operation to periodically make an example of one piece of equipment for the others, just so they know what happens if they don't cooperate. Weed whackers are typically the most unruly of my machines so every few years one is violently dismantled in front of the others. As a result, the lawn mower, chain saw, and leaf blower have worked flawlessly for years and my car always starts.
Shostie: I can't be the only one who has committed acts of violence upon inanimate objects that scorned me.
LordBeavis: I'm confused by what the hell a town crier is. The picture didn't help much. Is it really some jagweed that goes around ringing a bell?
gopher321: It's a witch! Buuuurn it!
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