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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Rihanna is now the most viewed artist on Youtube. You can't beat that   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 46
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2013-06-20 10:11:37 AM
Why sad?
 
2013-06-20 10:12:01 AM
That's only because they don't consider Keyboard Cat to be an "artist."
 
2013-06-20 10:18:51 AM
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2013-06-20 10:21:39 AM
Rick Astley?
 
2013-06-20 10:22:13 AM
You make it sound like being on Youtube is akin to being talented,  subby.  Which we all know it's not.
 
2013-06-20 10:23:15 AM
There's famous, and then there's youtube famous.  One of those is less significant.
 
2013-06-20 10:23:20 AM
I only vaguely know who she is thanks to fark. I've never viewed / listened to her.

so meh.
 
2013-06-20 10:26:11 AM
Does "most viewed" mean "gets semi-clothed, and often nearly nekkid alot"?
 
2013-06-20 10:29:13 AM

FriarReb98: You make it sound like being on Youtube is akin to being talented,  subby.  Which we all know it's not.


Yes, but the article called her an "Artist" (as well as Bieber) , which is probably the part that's sad.
 
2013-06-20 10:31:20 AM
Nothing beat watching Michael Cera smack Rihanna's ass recently
 
2013-06-20 10:34:58 AM
Unless you're Chris Brown.
 
2013-06-20 10:36:00 AM

Gunny Highway: Why sad?


Because she's a horrible, horrible musician and a not very good human being.  I'd rather listen to 8 hours of Justin Bieber than 8 seconds of Rihanna.
 
2013-06-20 10:39:25 AM

idesofmarch: not very good human being


How so?  Dont know much about her.
 
2013-06-20 10:43:28 AM

idesofmarch: she's a horrible, horrible musician


It depends on the song, really. I can take or leave the "ooh baby, fark me all night long" junk, but she has done solid work in songs that aren't just about sex. I really enjoy "Stay", for example.
 
2013-06-20 10:48:51 AM
Give PSY a few more releases.

I actually like this "Gentleman" song better then Gangham style. GS has a better video, Gentleman sounds better overall.
 
2013-06-20 10:48:53 AM
and it really looks like either she, or whoever she's with, really enjoys the smoking fetish.
 
2013-06-20 10:49:07 AM

Gunny Highway: idesofmarch: not very good human being

How so?  Dont know much about her.


Because she keeps taking Chris Brown back even after he BEAT HER and then got a tattoo of her beaten face on his neck.  He's the biggest douchebag on Earth - and she finds that enticing, so clearly she's got issues.
 
2013-06-20 10:49:22 AM
So you're saying Rihanna gets alot of hits.
 
2013-06-20 10:50:49 AM

Gunny Highway: idesofmarch: not very good human being

How so?  Dont know much about her.


I don't know about a "not very good" human being, but she hasn't done herself any favors with her continued associations with Chris Brown after he used her face as a punching bag.
 
2013-06-20 10:51:27 AM
Her music is either ear-bleedingly bad, or infectious, or both.  I do like a couple of her songs.  Shut Up and Drive, the unfailthful one, and the one she did with Eminem were decent pop hits IMO.
 
2013-06-20 10:54:23 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: idesofmarch: she's a horrible, horrible musician

It depends on the song, really. I can take or leave the "ooh baby, fark me all night long" junk, but she has done solid work in songs that aren't just about sex. I really enjoy "Stay", for example.


My coworker listens to a Top 40 radio station and I end up hearing "We Found Love," "Diamonds in the Sky," and "Only Girl" every day, and those are all absolutely terrible - like, so bad they make 'Mambo #5' seem like The Beatles.  I would rather walk over a bed of hot coals while besieged by killer bees than listen to any of those.
 
2013-06-20 10:55:32 AM

Gunny Highway: idesofmarch: not very good human being

How so?  Dont know much about her.


Terrible role model for children, her "music" is full of satanic propaganda, producers use her to sell clothes
 
2013-06-20 10:58:27 AM

Gunny Highway: Why sad?


Because she has no real talent?
 
2013-06-20 11:00:09 AM

infidelic: Gunny Highway: Why sad?

Because she has no real talent?


Can't even duck.
 
2013-06-20 11:03:34 AM

idesofmarch: Gunny Highway: idesofmarch: not very good human being

How so?  Dont know much about her.

Because she keeps taking Chris Brown back even after he BEAT HER and then got a tattoo of her beaten face on his neck.  He's the biggest douchebag on Earth - and she finds that enticing, so clearly she's got issues.


Chris Brown used both his hands, Rick Allen would never do that
 
2013-06-20 11:04:31 AM

idesofmarch: B.L.Z. Bub: idesofmarch: she's a horrible, horrible musician

It depends on the song, really. I can take or leave the "ooh baby, fark me all night long" junk, but she has done solid work in songs that aren't just about sex. I really enjoy "Stay", for example.

My coworker listens to a Top 40 radio station and I end up hearing "We Found Love," "Diamonds in the Sky," and "Only Girl" every day, and those are all absolutely terrible - like, so bad they make 'Mambo #5' seem like The Beatles.  I would rather walk over a bed of hot coals while besieged by killer bees than listen to any of those.


I never wanted to think about Mambo #5 again. Thanks!
 
2013-06-20 11:06:17 AM

LewDux: Gunny Highway: idesofmarch: not very good human being

How so?  Dont know much about her.

Terrible role model for children, her "music" is full of satanic propaganda, producers use her to sell clothes


Hard for me to get worked up about any of that.

 
2013-06-20 11:15:14 AM

Alexei Novikov: I never wanted to think about Mambo #5 again. Thanks!


Blame Rihanna for making me need to find a frame of reference that extreme.
 
2013-06-20 11:41:29 AM

idesofmarch: B.L.Z. Bub: idesofmarch: she's a horrible, horrible musician

It depends on the song, really. I can take or leave the "ooh baby, fark me all night long" junk, but she has done solid work in songs that aren't just about sex. I really enjoy "Stay", for example.

My coworker listens to a Top 40 radio station and I end up hearing "We Found Love," "Diamonds in the Sky," and "Only Girl" every day, and those are all absolutely terrible - like, so bad they make 'Mambo #5' seem like The Beatles.  I would rather walk over a bed of hot coals while besieged by killer bees than listen to any of those.


Don't know "Only Girl", but those other songs are perfectly fine, so a hearty fark you to you and I'll add you to my ignore for being such a dick. Farking assholes on the Internet act like they're the dictators of taste and no one can like what they dislike.
 
2013-06-20 11:41:35 AM
It's sad because that title used to belong to Justin Bieber.

Subby must be a Belieber
 
2013-06-20 11:48:51 AM
Is it that clip of her slapping the taste out of Michael Sera's mouth?  Because that was pretty funny.
 
2013-06-20 11:48:59 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: idesofmarch: B.L.Z. Bub: idesofmarch: she's a horrible, horrible musician

It depends on the song, really. I can take or leave the "ooh baby, fark me all night long" junk, but she has done solid work in songs that aren't just about sex. I really enjoy "Stay", for example.

My coworker listens to a Top 40 radio station and I end up hearing "We Found Love," "Diamonds in the Sky," and "Only Girl" every day, and those are all absolutely terrible - like, so bad they make 'Mambo #5' seem like The Beatles.  I would rather walk over a bed of hot coals while besieged by killer bees than listen to any of those.

Don't know "Only Girl", but those other songs are perfectly fine, so a hearty fark you to you and I'll add you to my ignore for being such a dick. Farking assholes on the Internet act like they're the dictators of taste and no one can like what they dislike.


Whatever dude - go have terrible taste somewhere else.
 
2013-06-20 11:49:05 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: but those other songs are perfectly fine, so a hearty fark you to you and I'll add you to my ignore for being such a dick. Farking assholes on the Internet act like they're the dictators of taste and no one can like what they dislike.


Or in your case, no one can dislike what you like.
 
2013-06-20 11:51:26 AM

midigod: B.L.Z. Bub: but those other songs are perfectly fine, so a hearty fark you to you and I'll add you to my ignore for being such a dick. Farking assholes on the Internet act like they're the dictators of taste and no one can like what they dislike.

Or in your case, no one can dislike what you like.


He did more than just express dislike, he essentially made a dictatorial decree that no one is allowed to like it by the tone of his writing. I hate that kind of bullshiat. Expressing dislike is fine, it's when people talk like their opinion is the final word that I get irked.
 
2013-06-20 11:58:07 AM
He made no decree of any kind.  His only conclusion was "I would rather..", which would refer to him, not to you.

But don't let that get in your way of being outraged.
 
2013-06-20 12:04:00 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: midigod: B.L.Z. Bub: but those other songs are perfectly fine, so a hearty fark you to you and I'll add you to my ignore for being such a dick. Farking assholes on the Internet act like they're the dictators of taste and no one can like what they dislike.

Or in your case, no one can dislike what you like.

He did more than just express dislike, he essentially made a dictatorial decree that no one is allowed to like it by the tone of his writing. I hate that kind of bullshiat. Expressing dislike is fine, it's when people talk like their opinion is the final word that I get irked.


In case you didn't ignore me like you said you were going to:

You're full of shiat.  I didn't decree that no one is allowed to like Rihanna's loathsomely bad music (if I could do that, we wouldn't be having this conversation), I expressed my own opinion.  You know what I do when my coworker's shiatty radio station plays Rihanna?  I don't whine, I put on headphones and listen to something good.

If you get upset when people don't like what you like, that's your own personal problem.
 
2013-06-20 12:04:52 PM

midigod: He made no decree of any kind.  His only conclusion was "I would rather..", which would refer to him, not to you.

But don't let that get in your way of being outraged.


Thank you!
 
2013-06-20 12:11:16 PM
You guys know she gave a lap dance to a fan on stage, right?

Add 1000 more views to her YouTube videos
 
2013-06-20 12:16:45 PM
Also her song cheers is pretty chill
 
2013-06-20 12:28:42 PM
well yeah we farkers have to go to work, teenagers not so much. They are at home watching Rihanna videos instead of cleaning their rooms.
 
2013-06-20 12:44:43 PM
Hey, now, guys... Stripping IS an art.
 
2013-06-20 02:47:26 PM
This is a far superior version of Diamonds.  Yes, even with the robot giraffe puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU-VJOzb-10">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=tU-VJOzb-10
 
2013-06-20 02:48:34 PM
 
2013-06-20 03:27:12 PM
I'll just go ahead and leave these here:
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2013-06-20 10:37:22 PM
You know, I don't pay attention to her, but for a Black girl she is really coming up short in her backyard. I think Lilly Allen even has a curvier butt.
 
2013-06-21 06:17:09 AM
I probably wouldn't know here name, if not for Fark.
 
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