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(Central Somerset Gazette)   Man in penis costume attacked. Woman dressed as vagina tries to calm situation down. Just another day   (centralsomersetgazette.co.uk) divider line 18
    More: Silly, Glastonbury High Street, Glastonbury  
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2013-06-20 08:58:24 AM  
Man in penis costume attacked. Woman dressed as vagina tries to calm clam situation down. Just another day
 
2013-06-20 09:00:19 AM  
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2013-06-20 09:08:08 AM  
No need to be a dick about it.....
 
2013-06-20 09:11:39 AM  
Again. Just a typical Thursday morning on Fark.

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2013-06-20 09:14:20 AM  
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For a Halloween party last year I decided to go as a banana flasher.  There were a couple of women there that expressed their displeasure repeatedly.  The hate and anger was unbelievable.  I think I'll stick with cowboy or ghost from now on.  Geez.
Or I thought I could paint the whole thing green, turn it around backwards and be a lizard.
 
2013-06-20 09:18:40 AM  
You never know what's going to offend people.  To stay on the safe side, I always wear blackface.
 
2013-06-20 09:21:52 AM  
I feel it all around, I feel it in my bones.  My life is on the line when I'm away from home.  When I step out the door the jungle is alive.  I do not trust my ears, I don't believe my eyes, I will not fall in love, I cannot risk the bet
'cause hearts are fragile toys so easy to forget.
 
2013-06-20 10:01:03 AM  
Chris Murray, who was wearing the costume said: "He started shouting at me, saying it was disgusting and children could see us

I guess he was angry about the penis.
 
2013-06-20 10:16:31 AM  
"He started shouting at me, saying it was disgusting and children could see us. "

Yes, take your kids to a movie instead, you know, the kind where 50 people die instead.

Why are people so effed in the head about this?

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: There were a couple of women there that expressed their displeasure repeatedly.


Old humorless biddies I'll bet.
 
2013-06-20 10:20:43 AM  
"They also removed flyers for the plays we were performing - Women who *ank and The Penis Monologues."
 
2013-06-20 10:39:18 AM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: [img.fark.net image 501x903]
For a Halloween party last year I decided to go as a banana flasher.  There were a couple of women there that expressed their displeasure repeatedly.  The hate and anger was unbelievable.  I think I'll stick with cowboy or ghost from now on.  Geez.
Or I thought I could paint the whole thing green, turn it around backwards and be a lizard.


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2013-06-20 11:36:24 AM  
You can NOT dress as a vagina. The clitoris, yes; the labia, yes; the whole vulva, yes. But you cannot dress up as a hole.
 
2013-06-20 11:42:22 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: I feel it all around, I feel it in my bones.  My life is on the line when I'm away from home.  When I step out the door the jungle is alive.  I do not trust my ears, I don't believe my eyes, I will not fall in love, I cannot risk the bet
'cause hearts are fragile toys so easy to forget.


Can you smell the murder in the air?

/It's everywhere
 
2013-06-20 12:05:46 PM  
 
2013-06-20 01:54:54 PM  
From TFA:

Chris Murray, who was wearing the costume said: "He started shouting at me, saying it was disgusting and children could see us.
"I could tell by his body language that he was really angry. I tried to calm him down, I wasn't looking for a fight; but he grabbed my hat, tore it off and chucked it on the pavement."



Because an adult attacking some random person in a costume is perfectly ok for children to see, but a comical, exaggerated costume of a body part that approximately half of all children have (and which the other half have probably already seen given how little kids like to run around naked) is totally going to ruin their morals.
 
2013-06-20 02:28:54 PM  
"I could tell by his body language that he was really angry. I tried to calm him down, I wasn't looking for a fight; but he grabbed my hat, tore it off and chucked it on the pavement."
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2013-06-20 05:57:10 PM  
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2013-06-20 11:39:02 PM  

billerica lady: You can NOT dress as a vagina. The clitoris, yes; the labia, yes; the whole vulva, yes. But you cannot dress up as a hole.


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