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(Talking Points Memo)   Fox News host Sean Hannity:"I never fueled the myth about Obama being a Kenyan Muslim. But now that you're mentioning it, did you ever wonder why the White House didn't simply release his birth certificate right away and move on?"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 117
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2013-06-20 03:05:17 AM
Hannity is releasing a new book soon again I see.
 
2013-06-20 07:31:01 AM
TFA: ...but he did study the Koran and Islam and learn prayers that he could recite with a perfect accent, according to Nicholas Kristof in The New York Times. As for the issue of his birth certificate, I thought that was one of the oddest things, a noncontroversy that the White House easily could have ended but didn't. If you've got the birth certificate, just release it and move on. That's what I said."

The only beef many of us had was why this particular president was grilled when none preceding him had been. And you, Hannity, may not have directly fueled the fire with specific language. But you sure as sh*t blew a bunch of dog whistles.

I enjoy reading or listening to cogent conservative commentary, when I can find it. You're just a junkyard dog barking for your master and your bank account. I have lovingly prepared a bowl of dicks harvested from dead Iraqis (really, I put Hickory Farms to shame with this one) and now invite you to eat it.

Fark you.
 
2013-06-20 08:25:19 AM
What if Fox News host Sean Hannity had his genitals torn off by a badger on live television? I'm not saying he SHOULD have his genitals torn off by a badger on live television, but imagine if he did! That would be so weird!
 
2013-06-20 09:02:40 AM
If Hannity would just be water boarded like he said he would we can put end all this speculation that he'd soil himself and we can put it all behind us.
 
2013-06-20 09:14:31 AM

Jackson Herring: What if Fox News host Sean Hannity had his genitals torn off by a badger on live television? I'm not saying he SHOULD have his genitals torn off by a badger on live television, but imagine if he did! That would be so weird!


No member of the weasel family is going to go near Hannity's genitals.

It's amazing how many times I have to make that clear.
 
2013-06-20 09:19:12 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Jackson Herring: What if Fox News host Sean Hannity had his genitals torn off by a badger on live television? I'm not saying he SHOULD have his genitals torn off by a badger on live television, but imagine if he did! That would be so weird!

No member of the weasel family is going to go near Hannity's genitals.

It's amazing how many times I have to make that clear.


I think we're begging the question as to whether Hannity has genitals in the first place.
 
2013-06-20 09:32:28 AM
This is a classic Hannity rhetorical trick. E.g.

"It's not my intention to politicize this terrible tragedy that happened at Sandy Hook this afternoon. When we come back after the break, we'll take a look at how THE LEFT has politicized it."
 
2013-06-20 09:42:56 AM
People look up to Sean Hannity.

Think about that.
 
2013-06-20 09:47:08 AM
This whole "I'm going to say something incredibly stupid and racist but it's ok because I'm just asking questions" thing has been the favorite rhetorical trick of the derpy right for some time. It's the foundation of Glenn Beck's career.
 
2013-06-20 09:50:46 AM

factoryconnection: People look up to Sean Hannity.

Think about that.


Only the kids he keeps in the pit in his basement.
 
2013-06-20 09:54:42 AM
FTFA:"He went to a Muslim school in Indonesia, or wherever it was, Kenya. I forget," Hannity said. "Now you've got me. I think it was Indonesia. I'm trying to remember his biography. It's going back so long. He admits he went to a Muslim school. It's on his audiobook, if you want a tape of it-you can hear him say it himself."

The two best private schools in the town I grew up in where SDA and Catholic, I know Jews and other non-Christians that went there, didn't make them SDA or Catholic. Also, you can convert or change religions, it's not a tattoo
 
2013-06-20 09:56:35 AM

Diogenes: begging the question


no no no no no no
 
2013-06-20 10:01:44 AM

Jackson Herring: Diogenes: begging the question

no no no no no no


You sure?  I think I used it right this time.  Assuming an answer in the question, no?  Claiming Hannity has genitals to be eaten by weasels assumes he has weasels in the first place?

Little matter.  I'll accept the correction.  I tire of speaking of Hannity's non-existent genitals.
 
2013-06-20 10:18:18 AM

Diogenes: Jackson Herring: Diogenes: begging the question

no no no no no no

You sure?  I think I used it right this time.  Assuming an answer in the question, no?  Claiming Hannity has genitals to be eaten by weasels assumes he has weasels in the first place?

Little matter.  I'll accept the correction.  I tire of speaking of Hannity's non-existent genitals.


the internet would be at least slightly less utterly intolerable if people knew their place, grammactically

every "whilst", "begs the question", and "fail as an adjective" is like pounding a nail into my dick

don't take it personally though your posts are some of my favorites!
 
2013-06-20 10:21:58 AM
I find this person less worthy talking about then Glenn Beck. So sad.
 
2013-06-20 10:41:33 AM
Question begging whilst dick pounding fail!
 
2013-06-20 10:41:44 AM
Did Sean Hannity rape his daughter while high on a combination of cocaine and rubber cement and then forcibly shove a coat hanger up her vagina to abort his incest baby? I'm just asking questions.
 
2013-06-20 10:41:57 AM
My day was going well until you bastids brought up Hannity's genitals.

Dammitallsomuch.

*eyebleach*
 
2013-06-20 10:42:54 AM

factoryconnection: People look up to Sean Hannity.

Think about that.


He's 6' according to Google, so some 67% of the population looks up to him (assuming he's 1 std dev above the mean for height in a normal distribution).

Not me, though. I'll look down my nose and sniff the rarified air of being 4" taller than Colmes' erstwhile abuser.
 
2013-06-20 10:42:56 AM
Have you ever noticed that Sean Hannity's initials are the same ones that make up shiathead?

That's what he is.
 
2013-06-20 10:43:02 AM
Whilst begging the question, Sean Hannity used fail as an adjective.

What's that screaming noise?
 
2013-06-20 10:43:24 AM
 As for the issue of his birth certificate, I thought that was one of the oddest things, a noncontroversy that the White House easily could have ended but didn't. If you've got the birth certificate, just release it and move on. That's what I said.

I wonder if he said anything similar about Mitt Romney's tax returns?
 
2013-06-20 10:43:54 AM

zedster: The two best private schools in the town I grew up in where SDA and Catholic, I know Jews and other non-Christians that went there, didn't make them SDA or Catholic. Also, you can convert or change religions, it's not a tattoo


Its almost like ... ya know ... you aren't born with a religion.

/go figure
 
2013-06-20 10:44:13 AM
As for the issue of his birth certificate, I thought that was one of the oddest things, a noncontroversy that the White House easily could have ended but didn't.

Well Sean, it was pretty much beneath the office of the president to ask "how high" when your retard brigade demanded that they jump.

Plus there was the added benefit of subjecting your entire political ideology to a rope-a-dope, while crushing the ego of one of your more retarded presidential candidates.
 
2013-06-20 10:44:21 AM

Jackson Herring: Diogenes: Jackson Herring: Diogenes: begging the question

no no no no no no

You sure?  I think I used it right this time.  Assuming an answer in the question, no?  Claiming Hannity has genitals to be eaten by weasels assumes he has weasels in the first place?

Little matter.  I'll accept the correction.  I tire of speaking of Hannity's non-existent genitals.

the internet would be at least slightly less utterly intolerable if people knew their place, grammactically

every "whilst", "begs the question", and "fail as an adjective" is like pounding a nail into my dick

don't take it personally though your posts are some of my favorites!


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 10:44:52 AM
TFA: ...but he did study the Koran and Islam and learn prayers that he could recite with a perfect accent

...when will these farkstains learn that, even if Obama is a Muslim, that does not have any bearing on what country he was born in?

/There's a Muslim member of Congress. He was not born on foreign soil, even if Detroit is a foreign country to many people.
 
2013-06-20 10:48:00 AM
"He went to a Muslim school in Indonesia, or wherever it was, Kenya. I forget," Hannity said.

This are serious news show. Hannity am serious news man.
 
2013-06-20 10:49:20 AM
So, Sean?  When did you stop beating your wife?
 
2013-06-20 10:50:52 AM

factoryconnection: People look up to Sean Hannity.

Think about that.


One of the idiots I used to work with (He has idiotted himself out of a job since) once proudly announced "Hannity is only one I believe".
/ I laughed so hard he did not talk to me for a month
// that was a good month
 
2013-06-20 10:52:36 AM

thurstonxhowell: "He went to a Muslim school in Indonesia, or wherever it was, Kenya. I forget," Hannity said.

This are serious news show. Hannity am serious news man.


And no non-Catholic ever went to a Catholic school.... EVAR!

Seriously, that smoking gun these idiots supposedly have is just the sputtering of a wrinkled old Koch cock in their ass.
 
2013-06-20 10:53:08 AM

Massa Damnata: Jackson Herring: Diogenes: Jackson Herring: Diogenes: begging the question

no no no no no no

You sure?  I think I used it right this time.  Assuming an answer in the question, no?  Claiming Hannity has genitals to be eaten by weasels assumes he has weasels in the first place?

Little matter.  I'll accept the correction.  I tire of speaking of Hannity's non-existent genitals.

the internet would be at least slightly less utterly intolerable if people knew their place, grammactically

every "whilst", "begs the question", and "fail as an adjective" is like pounding a nail into my dick

don't take it personally though your posts are some of my favorites!

[img.fark.net image 253x750]


o.O
 
2013-06-20 10:57:15 AM
Release his birth certificate? You mean, like he did in 2008, before he was even elected, because people wanted to know his middle name? The birth certificate the Republican governor of Hawaii, co-chair of McCain's campaign in the state, vouched for?

That birth certificate? The one World Net Daily published multiple articles saying was legit, before they realized there was a ton of money they could grift from racist morons who didn't want to acknowledge that a blah guy could actually get elected President, so they suddenly did an about-face and pulled back all those articles?

That birth certificate, Mr. Hannity?
 
2013-06-20 11:00:07 AM
I took a lot of ish for saying, at the beginning of all this birther stuff, that if the Pres would just release it, immediately, it would be much easier to deflate the issue. He chose to play tug of war with the dirty dogs.
I think it ended up being a good long game, but it could have been no game at all.
 
2013-06-20 11:01:51 AM

Diogenes: Jackson Herring: Diogenes: begging the question

no no no no no no

You sure?  I think I used it right this time.  Assuming an answer in the question, no?  Claiming Hannity has genitals to be eaten by weasels assumes he has weasels in the first place?

Little matter.  I'll accept the correction.  I tire of speaking of Hannity's non-existent genitals.


*chortle*
 
2013-06-20 11:05:22 AM

s2s2s2: I took a lot of ish for saying, at the beginning of all this birther stuff, that if the Pres would just release it, immediately, it would be much easier to deflate the issue. He chose to play tug of war with the dirty dogs.
I think it ended up being a good long game, but it could have been no game at all.


I don't think releasing it immediately would have worked. The backfire effect would have prevented people from accepting it even then. Frankly, even using a time travel machine to go back in time and witness Obama's birth probably wouldn't convince them even if they were allowed to verify that blood samples from the baby version and the present day version of Obama were genetically identical.
 
2013-06-20 11:05:31 AM

s2s2s2: I took a lot of ish for saying, at the beginning of all this birther stuff, that if the Pres would just release it, immediately, it would be much easier to deflate the issue. He chose to play tug of war with the dirty dogs.
I think it ended up being a good long game, but it could have been no game at all.


Look up.
 
2013-06-20 11:07:18 AM

Diogenes: I think we're begging the question as to whether Hannity has genitals in the first place.


Jackson Herring: no no no no no no



img.fark.net

Jackson Herring: the internet would be at least slightly less utterly intolerable if people knew their place, grammactically

every "whilst", "begs the question", and "fail as an adjective" is literally like pounding a nail into my dick


We all know this is what you really meant to say
 
2013-06-20 11:10:38 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: My day was going well until you bastids brought up Hannity's genitals.

Dammitallsomuch.

*eyebleach*

 
2013-06-20 11:11:15 AM

s2s2s2: I took a lot of ish for saying, at the beginning of all this birther stuff, that if the Pres would just release it, immediately, it would be much easier to deflate the issue. He chose to play tug of war with the dirty dogs.
I think it ended up being a good long game, but it could have been no game at all.


No.  There was NO LEGITIMATE REASON for the republitards to "demand" to see it.  None. It's never been done, but lo and behold, tax returns, TAX RETURNS, years (at least 8) of them, a tradition started by the publican running's DADDY, were never EVER published by Rmoney. Not to this day.  A year and a half of tax returns do not transparency give.  WHAR TAX RETURNS ROMONYTARD, WHAR????   Rmoney whose daddy was 'messican born.

You people just never ever quit, do you?
 
2013-06-20 11:11:53 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: literally like


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
2013-06-20 11:20:40 AM

Jackson Herring: Satan's Bunny Slippers: My day was going well until you bastids brought up Hannity's genitals.

Dammitallsomuch.

*eyebleach*


oops

i51.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-20 11:22:24 AM

Jackson Herring: Jackson Herring: Satan's Bunny Slippers: My day was going well until you bastids brought up Hannity's genitals.

Dammitallsomuch.

*eyebleach*

oops

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awww dammitmore.
 
2013-06-20 11:22:50 AM

theknuckler_33: *chortle*


I'm way off my game today :-(
 
2013-06-20 11:25:45 AM

s2s2s2: I took a lot of ish for saying, at the beginning of all this birther stuff, that if the Pres would just release it, immediately, it would be much easier to deflate the issue. He chose to play tug of war with the dirty dogs.
I think it ended up being a good long game, but it could have been no game at all.


Between this and your contribution to the Valerie Plame thread, I have to wonder if you're planning on submitting any posts today that aren't transparent, easily refuted lies?
 
2013-06-20 11:26:50 AM

BMulligan: s2s2s2: I took a lot of ish for saying, at the beginning of all this birther stuff, that if the Pres would just release it, immediately, it would be much easier to deflate the issue. He chose to play tug of war with the dirty dogs.
I think it ended up being a good long game, but it could have been no game at all.

Between this and your contribution to the Valerie Plame thread, I have to wonder if you're planning on submitting any posts today that aren't transparent, easily refuted lies?


and get out of his comfort zone?
 
2013-06-20 11:27:48 AM

BMulligan: s2s2s2: I took a lot of ish for saying, at the beginning of all this birther stuff, that if the Pres would just release it, immediately, it would be much easier to deflate the issue. He chose to play tug of war with the dirty dogs.
I think it ended up being a good long game, but it could have been no game at all.

Between this and your contribution to the Valerie Plame thread, I have to wonder if you're planning on submitting any posts today that aren't transparent, easily refuted lies?


"today"?

**snert**
 
2013-06-20 11:28:25 AM
They got a lot of nerve trying to resurrect the birther shiat when their "paid commentator", professional quitter and all around marble-eating idiot just got caught faking her pregnancy.
 
2013-06-20 11:28:52 AM
Hey hardcore Reps, why the fark are you so willingly stupid? It's a serious question.

DUMB is not SMART
 
2013-06-20 11:29:23 AM

Jackson Herring: Diogenes: Jackson Herring: Diogenes: begging the question

no no no no no no

You sure?  I think I used it right this time.  Assuming an answer in the question, no?  Claiming Hannity has genitals to be eaten by weasels assumes he has weasels in the first place?

Little matter.  I'll accept the correction.  I tire of speaking of Hannity's non-existent genitals.

the internet would be at least slightly less utterly intolerable if people knew their place, grammactically

every "whilst", "begs the question", and "fail as an adjective" is like pounding a nail into my dick

don't take it personally though your posts are some of my favorites!


This "begs the questions" of Sir do have a large dick or do the said "pounders" have small nails?
 
2013-06-20 11:33:22 AM

mobile_home_refush: This "begs the questions" of Sir do have a large dick or do the said "pounders" have small nails?


I tried to GIS for a picture of extremely small nails but eh
 
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