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(Mother Nature Network)   The next time you're about to chomp down on a delectably salty bite of guacamole, just remember 'avocado' is Aztec for 'testicles'   (mnn.com) divider line 41
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2013-06-20 08:53:35 AM
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They do look a little bit like green alien balls.
 
2013-06-20 09:30:00 AM
Better than actually eating testicles and calling them Rocky Mountain Oysters.
 
2013-06-20 09:36:32 AM
I don't care, they're delicious.
 
2013-06-20 09:36:59 AM
Can't compare to figs. Testicle looking on the outside, vag on the inside.
 
2013-06-20 09:37:36 AM
Who gives a shiat, really?
 
2013-06-20 09:37:58 AM

Mrs.Sharpier: I don't care, they're delicious.


I'll slice one up and sprinkle a little salt on it.
 
2013-06-20 09:45:45 AM
Like I'm going to listen to anything the ugliest Pontiac ever made has to say.
 
2013-06-20 09:46:41 AM
Guacamole  is spanish for delicious.
 
2013-06-20 09:48:06 AM

theurge14: Like I'm going to listen to anything the ugliest Pontiac ever made has to say.


But you can camp in the back!
 
2013-06-20 09:48:29 AM
If eating Aztecan testicles is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2013-06-20 09:49:12 AM
Aw, nuts.

It's tasteless and slimy.
 
2013-06-20 09:52:24 AM
And "huevos" is spanish for eggs and slang for testicles.

So if you put some avocado in your omelette, you can do the whole "yo dawg, I heard you like testicles with your testicles" thing

/testicles
 
2013-06-20 09:54:27 AM
I eat avocados to make my pelt shiny.  I hope to capture best in show, Sporting Sack at the Westminster Testicle Festicle.
 
2013-06-20 09:57:17 AM
At my age, most women are avocado shaped. and have the firmness of guacamole.
 
2013-06-20 09:59:04 AM
Are you sure they're not Mayan Testes?
 
2013-06-20 10:02:19 AM
That lady who named her firstborn son Avocado must be regretting it now.
 
2013-06-20 10:05:42 AM

vudukungfu: Aw, nuts.

It's tasteless and slimy.


I'll give you slimy but if you think they don't taste like anything, there is something medically wrong with your mouth.
 
2013-06-20 10:05:56 AM
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...Before the movie you did 20 minutes on why guacamole turns brown. It turned brown while you were talking.
 
2013-06-20 10:06:48 AM
Low hanging fruit?
 
2013-06-20 10:16:43 AM
Of all the fruits and vegetables, the avocado is the only one Dr. Esselstyn won't let his cardiac patients eat.

Oils--regardless of the kind--aggravate the linings of veins and arteries. When you already have unhealthy vessels, that's like pouring gasoline on a fire. According to Dr. Esselstyn. Now where did I put them porkrinds with extra stubble...

/he won't let his patients eat nuts either...same reason
 
2013-06-20 10:21:16 AM
Are avocados used in making Schweddy Balls?
 
2013-06-20 10:27:34 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Of all the fruits and vegetables, the avocado is the only one Dr. Esselstyn won't let his cardiac patients eat.

Oils--regardless of the kind--aggravate the linings of veins and arteries. When you already have unhealthy vessels, that's like pouring gasoline on a fire. According to Dr. Esselstyn. Now where did I put them porkrinds with extra stubble...

/he won't let his patients eat nuts either...same reason


Dr. Oz recommends avocados for healthy fingernails and spleen function.
 
2013-06-20 10:35:51 AM
Salty? Your mom's guacamole sucks Aztec balls, subby.
 
2013-06-20 10:45:20 AM
Dr. Oz can eat a bowl of avocados
 
2013-06-20 10:47:32 AM

plecos: Dr. Oz can eat a bowl of avocados


*bag

Damn auto correct
 
2013-06-20 10:49:12 AM
Turkey,Munster cheese, lettuce,tomato and avocado on homemade bread was lunch yesterday.
 
2013-06-20 10:51:42 AM
Guacamole is Aztec for "Coulour some horse shiat green, stir in some dog shiat, sprinkle on some nuclear waste, inject a few cc's of ebola (not too much, now... it'll ruin the palate), boil in cat pee to a thick reduction, and flavour with salt. To taste.
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/it's a rich and hearty language.
 
2013-06-20 11:46:45 AM
Better than tapir balls.
 
2013-06-20 11:59:38 AM
Why not just remember that guacamole comes from the Nahuatl (i.e. Aztec) for "testicle sauce"?
 
2013-06-20 12:10:36 PM
I am more interested in the bra study linked below the article. i doubt they have trouble getting lab assistants.
 
2013-06-20 12:24:36 PM
I had forgotten about the avocado=testicle thing until Jim Gaffigan's appearance on the Daily Show the other night.
 
2013-06-20 12:30:22 PM
Never known quac to be salty
And who cares what the Aztecs called it
They're dead, what did they know?
 
2013-06-20 12:33:04 PM
Actually, the Spanish word for avocado, aguacate, is a bastardization of the Mayan word for testicles.
So no, avocado is not the Mayan word for testicles.
 
2013-06-20 01:02:53 PM
The girls would turn the color of an avocado
When he'd drive down the street in his El Dorado
He was only 5 foot 3, girls could not resist his stare
 
2013-06-20 01:51:16 PM
Dr. Steve Brule must be pleased.
 
2013-06-20 01:59:35 PM
Dr. Pingengrazes "Surviving Until 100" advocates an avocado diet exclusively.
 
2013-06-20 02:41:21 PM
There is a lot of overlap between food and anatomy.

I can feel it down in my plums!
 
2013-06-20 04:21:40 PM
Welcome to the club.
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2013-06-20 07:22:10 PM
Salty balls would probably taste better with lime too.
 
2013-06-20 08:59:27 PM

ReverendJynxed: Salty balls would probably taste better with lime too.


Well...lime salt is a thing. You put it in your Mexican beer.
 
2013-06-20 09:49:41 PM
Came for Thug Kitchen reference, and was NOT satisfied.
"It's nature's butter, biatch!!!"
 
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