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2013-06-20 11:16:02 AM
5 votes:

SheltemDragon: catastrophic wave of homosexuality


Finally found the name for my One Direction cover band.
2013-06-20 10:16:58 AM
3 votes:

gshepnyc: Gone In 26 Minutes: Mostly in response to the earlier messages in the thread:

LGBTQOMGBBQ

Stop farking adding letters to this shiat. LGBT is fine. Not every 'alternative' sexuality deserves its own initial.

THIS.

How about just Gay? Aren't lesbians gay women? And as far as bisexuals, no one says you can't be gay and still sleep with the opposite sex when you want, or straight and still sleep with the same sex when you want. And Transgender is, frankly, an entirely separate concept.

/Gay.


I'm just wondering why lesbians get always top-billing in LGBT.  Does the acronym just roll off the tongue better that way?

/again, sorry.
//seriously.  You'd think I'd know not to post sometimes.
2013-06-20 11:38:04 AM
2 votes:

Vodka Zombie: I'm just wondering why lesbians get always top-billing in LGBT.  Does the acronym just roll off the tongue better that way?


It's so when little kids ask their parents what it means, the parents can tell them grown-ups are just discussing LGB Trains.
2013-06-20 11:35:50 AM
2 votes:
(Go down, Alan / Way down and use no hands / Suck it and swallow / Then let that penis go)
(First Verse)
Now, when Alan, that Floridian (Let that penis go)
He farked so hard he could not stand (Let that penis go.)
(Chorus)
  (Cause the urge said)
  Go down, (Go down) Alan (Alan)
  Way down and use no hands
  Suck it and swallow
  Then let that penis go
  (Let that penis go)
(Second Verse)
So Alan, that Floridian (Let that penis go)
He made the gays all understand (Let that penis go)
(Repeat Chorus)
(Third Verse)

Thus spoke the Lord, bold Alan said (Let that penis go)
If not I'll make you gay instead  (Let that penis go)
(Repeat Chorus)
(horn section)
(Don't go down on that man! / Tell old, Alan / to let that penis go)



/needs work
2013-06-20 10:17:34 AM
2 votes:

MmmmBacon: Between ministries like Exodus apologizing for past wrongs against the LGBTQ community, and multiple conservative politicians changing widening their stance on Gay Marriage


FTFY
2013-06-20 09:57:52 AM
2 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: ThunderPelvis: If you can believe that being gay is sinful and keep it to your farking self, and not treat gay people any differently than anyone else, and refrain from trying to legislate against or prevent teh ghey, then I don't give a fark what you believe, even if it's retarded and hypocritical because you completely ignore every single other so-called abomination in Leviticus, except teh ghey.

The problem is that people who can do this don't seem to exist.

How about stop going after our kids, we need to protect our kids and also study the illness that makes people "gay" find the cause and then the cure


Hah! Where do you think you are? Soccermoms.com? You'll have to try better than that to troll Farkers.
2013-06-20 09:44:27 AM
2 votes:

James!: "You're still a sinner, but I apologize for being such a dick about it."

Is that what I'm reading?



yes it is.  said another way, "I still consider you damned to hell and an abomination, but in the interest of not being vilified by a growing majority of my fellow men, I'm going to suppress this burning hatred and put on my nice face."
2013-06-20 09:28:21 AM
2 votes:
marcus bachmann.
2013-06-20 12:40:09 PM
1 votes:
So they prayed away the pray away the gay?
2013-06-20 11:45:37 AM
1 votes:

Gosling: Fun fact: if you tune into OWN tonight, 10 PM Eastern, you can see the founder sit down with a bunch of his former clients.

I would go get some popcorn ready first.


The only issue with that is it involves tuning into OWN.

img.fark.net
2013-06-20 11:38:53 AM
1 votes:
Good farking riddance.

/spits on their grave
2013-06-20 11:29:58 AM
1 votes:

Gone In 26 Minutes: Stop farking adding letters to this shiat. LGBT is fine. Not every 'alternative' sexuality deserves its own initial.


For that matter, get the T out of there. T isn't a sexuality. You might as well include V(egan) and F(reckled).
2013-06-20 11:19:25 AM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: dedicated cadre of babymakers


Now opening for the Catastrophic Wave of Homosexuality!
2013-06-20 11:05:17 AM
1 votes:

Misch: Vodka Zombie: gshepnyc: Gone In 26 Minutes: Mostly in response to the earlier messages in the thread:

LGBTQOMGBBQ

Stop farking adding letters to this shiat. LGBT is fine. Not every 'alternative' sexuality deserves its own initial.

THIS.

How about just Gay? Aren't lesbians gay women? And as far as bisexuals, no one says you can't be gay and still sleep with the opposite sex when you want, or straight and still sleep with the same sex when you want. And Transgender is, frankly, an entirely separate concept.

/Gay.

I'm just wondering why lesbians get always top-billing in LGBT.  Does the acronym just roll off the tongue better that way?

/again, sorry.
//seriously.  You'd think I'd know not to post sometimes.

Rearrange the letters and you're too close to BLT.


It could always be a GQBLT, then you've covered bacon, men's fashion, and pop culture.
2013-06-20 10:28:29 AM
1 votes:

Misch: Vodka Zombie: gshepnyc: Gone In 26 Minutes: Mostly in response to the earlier messages in the thread:

LGBTQOMGBBQ

Stop farking adding letters to this shiat. LGBT is fine. Not every 'alternative' sexuality deserves its own initial.

THIS.

How about just Gay? Aren't lesbians gay women? And as far as bisexuals, no one says you can't be gay and still sleep with the opposite sex when you want, or straight and still sleep with the same sex when you want. And Transgender is, frankly, an entirely separate concept.

/Gay.

I'm just wondering why lesbians get always top-billing in LGBT.  Does the acronym just roll off the tongue better that way?

/again, sorry.
//seriously.  You'd think I'd know not to post sometimes.

Rearrange the letters and you're too close to BLT.


Bisexual Lesbian Tomatoes?
2013-06-20 09:54:37 AM
1 votes:
It's always adorable when a hate-filled, god-clotted Liar for Jesus tries to change his spots.
2013-06-20 09:52:44 AM
1 votes:

ThunderPelvis: If you can believe that being gay is sinful and keep it to your farking self, and not treat gay people any differently than anyone else, and refrain from trying to legislate against or prevent teh ghey, then I don't give a fark what you believe, even if it's retarded and hypocritical because you completely ignore every single other so-called abomination in Leviticus, except teh ghey.

The problem is that people who can do this don't seem to exist.


How about stop going after our kids, we need to protect our kids and also study the illness that makes people "gay" find the cause and then the cure
2013-06-20 09:45:18 AM
1 votes:

SDRR: Link is Farked. Anyone have copypasta to post in the thread?


No, please, it's a billion words long!

Here's the gist:

"Sorry we tried to pray away the gay, that was wrong and harmed people.
Oh, and I'm gay.
Did mention MY WIFE (I'm not the bad kind of gay).
The end."
2013-06-20 09:36:02 AM
1 votes:
I'm feeling a swell of joy and surging happiness at the news.
 
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