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(Daily Mail)   Company claims people can 'sniff' themselves thin with a perfume that suppresses appetite. Subby wonders if perchance that 'perfume' dries to a white powder   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 43
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2013-06-20 01:44:17 AM
fta 'It is completely natural and the benefits it offers are incredible, from improving circulation and boosting the immune system, to providing a natural antioxidant which detoxes the body.'

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2013-06-20 01:48:47 AM
Mmmmm. I LOVE the smell of cocaine!
 
2013-06-20 01:54:24 AM
This doesn't sound like a snake oil sham at all.  Maybe it's simulated skunk scent.  You'll be too disgusted with yourself to eat dinner that night.
 
2013-06-20 01:56:40 AM
YAY a liquid that cures/treats a multitude of symptoms of a plethora of seperate bodily functions! So what is this mystery liquid, anyway? Extract of snake, perchance?
 
2013-06-20 01:57:40 AM
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2013-06-20 01:58:57 AM
It's chloroform. You don't eat much when you're unconscious.
 
2013-06-20 02:08:06 AM
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2013-06-20 02:08:59 AM
I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!
Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife or the kids?
No
Fantastic news, HaHaHaHa!
Wonderful day makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My heart is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've lost my job!
They say "Young man, the world's your oyster"
Hey! Hey get the fark off me! No! fark no!
[Sniffle] Just give me second. [Snort]
I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
Lalala blah blah blah blah I should spend more time with my kids!
It's carpe diem, gotta seize the day, I'm gonna move to Spain and run with the bulls
And my wife and boss and kids and parents will say "We were wrong about you Dennis"
Hey Dennis!
That's my name!
Are you really gonna run with the bulls?
Why would I do that?
Cause you said you were gonna!
Come on man, that was like three days ago - or was it?
Something today makes me feel fine and fancy-free
Much of the ocean is still unexplored, how did I get up in this tree?
Now I'm over here, now I'm over there
Now I'm under this dude, now I'm back in the tree
Now I'm hanging out backstage with my very best friends: Alec Baldwin and Tom Petty!
Get the fark out of here!
What?
Now.
Tom!
Why would they diss me?
I thought they were my homies! [Snort]
Any problem is solvable, we can feed the hungry and cure disease
But all of that would be a huge waste of time because we live in the matrix.
[Grunts]
What is wrong with him?
[Grunts]
He's on drugs.
Oh.
[Spits]
 
2013-06-20 02:09:14 AM
I farking love this drug I've been sniffing lately. I think it's called Placebo or something.
 
2013-06-20 02:09:39 AM
Must smell like boiled kidney and kill your appetite for a week.
 
2013-06-20 02:10:52 AM

RobertBruce: Must smell like boiled kidney and kill your appetite for a week.


I would expect you to like boiled kidney.  And sheep's stomach stuffed with the innards and barley.
 
2013-06-20 02:13:02 AM

gadian: RobertBruce: Must smell like boiled kidney and kill your appetite for a week.

I would expect you to like boiled kidney.  And sheep's stomach stuffed with the innards and barley.


Leave my haggis alone!

Kidney shouldn't even be discarded on earth.  It should be shot into the sun where no one can smell its stink.
 
2013-06-20 02:17:11 AM

RobertBruce: Must smell like boiled kidney and kill your appetite for a week.




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2013-06-20 02:20:25 AM
 
2013-06-20 02:21:58 AM
Meh. Wake me when we have full on Vigors a la Bioshock Infinite. I would have so much fun with Murder of Crows.
 
2013-06-20 02:25:28 AM
I think you could take my gym laundry bag after I leave it in the truck for day and turn the smell into an appetite suppressant. Or weapon. Could go either way.
 
2013-06-20 02:27:54 AM
Maybe is Soylent Green in power form?
 
2013-06-20 02:30:45 AM
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2013-06-20 02:30:55 AM
I think butyric acid actually has that effect
 
2013-06-20 02:39:38 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Mmmmm. I LOVE the smell of cocaine!


Me too!!!
 
2013-06-20 02:44:45 AM

megarian: ecmoRandomNumbers: Mmmmm. I LOVE the smell of cocaine!

Me too!!!


So does this guy.
 
2013-06-20 02:49:30 AM
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2013-06-20 03:07:22 AM

gadian: This doesn't sound like a snake oil sham at all.  Maybe it's simulated skunk scent.  You'll be too disgusted with yourself to eat dinner that night.


I thought it was something truly vile like nicotine. I know why people lose weight smoking, your air smells like garbage and you food tastes like it.
 
2013-06-20 03:19:06 AM
Kidney shouldn't even be discarded on earth. It should be shot into the sun where no one can smell its stink.

I can see you've never tried steak and kidney pie.
With enough gravy, anything can be tasty.
/seriously, it's good stuff
 
2013-06-20 03:24:51 AM
If you want to sniff yourself thin, inhale deeply from any trashcan near the Halifax Ferry terminal on a Friday or Saturday night. You'll lose your appetite plus likely your lunch and supper too.
/nothin' like the odour of partially digested donairs...
 
2013-06-20 04:15:44 AM
Sounds like Bolivian marching powder.
 
2013-06-20 04:26:00 AM

Abacus9: Sounds like Bolivian marching powder.


I was thinking Torgo's Executive.
 
2013-06-20 05:36:37 AM
Dr. Rockzo's weight loss formula?
 
2013-06-20 06:58:07 AM
yeah bath salts work wonders for weight loss.  especially in the facial area
 
2013-06-20 07:38:15 AM
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2013-06-20 08:25:53 AM
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2013-06-20 08:33:31 AM
I've smelled many perfumes that kept me from being able to eat... don't know why people are slamming this one for truth in advertising.
 
2013-06-20 09:16:45 AM

prjindigo: I've smelled many perfumes that kept me from being able to eat... don't know why people are slamming this one for truth in advertising.


No kidding, nothing's worse than being in an elevator and confronted with "eau de cadavre".
 
2013-06-20 09:32:42 AM
METH
 
2013-06-20 09:34:39 AM

Oldiron_79: Dr. Rockzo's weight loss formula?


I DO PERFUME!!!
 
2013-06-20 09:45:48 AM

foxyshadis: Oldiron_79: Dr. Rockzo's weight loss formula?

I DO PERFUME!!!


To be fair, Ol' Doc's got some amazing abs.
 
2013-06-20 10:34:29 AM
Company claims people can 'sniff' themselves thin with a perfume that suppresses appetite

Essence of skunk cabbage?  Red trillium?  There are plenty of smells that would make you lose your appetite.
 
2013-06-20 11:00:00 AM
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2013-06-20 12:36:26 PM
Nasomatto's China White?
Parera's Cocaina en flor?
 
2013-06-20 02:25:18 PM
You could buy stuff like this 20 years ago and even then it probably wasn't new.
 
2013-06-20 02:33:47 PM
as long as it contains a cathione derivative
 
2013-06-20 03:29:37 PM
It's called "Paris Metro in August".
Guaranteed to kill your appetite...
 
2013-06-20 04:05:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRu_-9MBpd4
 
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