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(Gawker)   The cofounder of the Minutemen border patrol group has been arrested for child molestation   (gawker.com) divider line 38
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2013-06-20 01:02:44 AM
19 votes:
I guess he had no boundaries.
2013-06-20 01:19:24 AM
6 votes:
So the MinuteMan...

was into...

minute children?

Yyeeeaaaaawwwwww!!!
2013-06-20 01:11:38 AM
6 votes:
The 52-year-old former kindergarten teacher is accused of having sexual contact with three young girls, all of them under the age of 10.

Well, at least he's not gay. That would just be wrong!
2013-06-20 01:13:41 AM
5 votes:
This guy could be the "Joe the Plumber" for the Republicans in 2016!
2013-06-20 06:20:22 AM
4 votes:
How come no one is hell bent to protect us from Canadians?
2013-06-20 01:57:30 AM
3 votes:
"This'll only hurt for a minute, man."
2013-06-20 01:35:44 AM
3 votes:

AttawaYawattA: Male kindergarten teacher... Gross.


You'd have to be crazy to want to teach kindergarten. I was a music teacher and a stipulation of my employment before I signed my contract was that I NOT teach kindergarten. My principal actually caved on that one so I never had to teach 5-year-olds. Those kids aren't human. They're like needy monkeys, except with more boogers.
2013-06-20 01:22:57 AM
3 votes:
That's the same guy who fisted my piano teacher's dad.
2013-06-20 01:12:12 AM
3 votes:
Something something cold dead hands.
2013-06-20 01:05:13 AM
3 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: It would be ironic if the cops who arrested him are of Mexican decent.


The highest form of patriotic?
2013-06-20 01:04:14 AM
3 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: It would be ironic if the cops who arrested him are of Mexican decent.


Pfft, like there are Mexican decents. Come on, hombre.
2013-06-20 01:02:32 AM
3 votes:
[ ] shocked
2013-06-20 12:16:39 AM
3 votes:
Claims he was set up by filthy Messican-loving liberals in 3... 2... 1...
2013-06-20 10:18:51 AM
2 votes:
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"Hold this here beer a minute while I do sumthin'."
2013-06-20 02:35:38 AM
2 votes:

not_an_indigo: Maybe they'll quit spamming my work inbox then.

/seriously, how do I get this crap?


NAMBLA membership?

/i kid
2013-06-20 01:29:04 AM
2 votes:

Circusdog320: This guy could be the "Joe the Plumber" for the Republicans in 2016!


Chester the Molester 2016!
2013-06-20 01:19:22 AM
2 votes:

Texas Gabe: I guess he had no boundaries.


Pen.is without borders?
2013-06-20 01:05:42 AM
2 votes:
Nice going Tea Party patriots. Classy cops you have there.
2013-06-20 01:03:05 AM
2 votes:
It would be ironic if the cops who arrested him are of Mexican decent.
2013-06-20 01:01:43 AM
2 votes:
Shocking.
2013-06-20 11:02:57 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: And I myself have such a strict view on immigration that my Latino friends have learned to avoid the topic with me.


I get the feeling that you have such a strict view on sexuality that all your female friends have learned to avoid the topic with you.
2013-06-20 10:08:19 AM
1 votes:

Biokatt: AttawaYawattA: Male kindergarten teacher... Gross.

As someone who was a male assistant kindergarten teacher, and is currently a male nurse: fark you.


This. Men can be nurses and kindergarten teachers and stay at home dads and any and all roles that are considered traditionally female. It's more than time to start undoing all of that social stigma crap and just let people be themselves.

I'll just bet men can cry and have emotions other than anger and can be confused and can ask directions too. They aren't just wallets with dicks.
2013-06-20 08:53:12 AM
1 votes:
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2013-06-20 07:52:16 AM
1 votes:
D. Boon? Nooooooooooooooooo!
2013-06-20 06:32:53 AM
1 votes:

Abacus9: Who do you think volunteers for this stuff?


Child molesters, closet cases, racists and unstable psychopaths fascinated by guns. Tea Party supporters, basically.
2013-06-20 05:00:39 AM
1 votes:
Just remember biatch, Sheriff Joe's got your back. You did remember to set up that automatic deposit.

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2013-06-20 04:30:13 AM
1 votes:
Who will now protect our border?
2013-06-20 04:17:40 AM
1 votes:

UsikFark: Biokatt: AttawaYawattA: Male kindergarten teacher... Gross.

As someone who was a male assistant kindergarten teacher, and is currently a male nurse: fark you.

Looks like AttawaYawattA just pulled garden duty... anyone else think male nurses are gross?


My cousin's a male nurse, and it's not gross. His sister too, but a female one.
2013-06-20 03:34:13 AM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: AttawaYawattA: Male kindergarten teacher... Gross.

You'd have to be crazy to want to teach kindergarten. I was a music teacher and a stipulation of my employment before I signed my contract was that I NOT teach kindergarten. My principal actually caved on that one so I never had to teach 5-year-olds. Those kids aren't human. They're like needy monkeys, except with more boogers.


You more or less summed up why I don't want kids. I've lost relationships over this issue (she wants, I don't). That happens a lot once you start getting older. Anyway, it's not that I hold kids responsible for being retarded (I was one, too, and so were you); I just don't want to put up with it. Want me to watch your kid while you adult vacation or whatever? Sure, if you're a good friend. But the minute you get home you better come right over and grab that little bastard before I come over there and shoot you in front of him.
2013-06-20 03:22:04 AM
1 votes:
Actual Minutemen: A force for good, unless you were a loyalist.

Modern 'Minutemen:' A bunch of self-aggrandizing pussies who can't help co-opting Revolutionary names and themes, and frequently turn out to be losers.
2013-06-20 02:28:51 AM
1 votes:
no doubt this Patriot was framed by the Obama administration in order to weaken our borders

/crying eagle
2013-06-20 02:28:01 AM
1 votes:
Apprehending illegals is an excellent way to get an endless supply of children to diddle.  Nothing like penetrating toddlers to celebrate your patriotism.
2013-06-20 01:58:28 AM
1 votes:
It's only because as a constitutionalist and a teacher, he was forced to teach kids about the principle of jizz soli.
2013-06-20 01:56:19 AM
1 votes:
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2013-06-20 01:45:49 AM
1 votes:
he tried the kids because his wife said he was a minuteman too
2013-06-20 01:23:33 AM
1 votes:

Circusdog320: Kindergarten teacher???? WTF??? Where'd he get his certificate to teach?


Catholic school.
2013-06-20 01:21:50 AM
1 votes:
 The real question is.. Did he make sure they were "Real 'muricans" before he molested them?

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2013-06-20 01:05:49 AM
1 votes:
Male kindergarten teacher... Gross.
 
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