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(NYPost)   TV weatherman's ex-wife forecasts scratched scrotum with blood drizzling   (nypost.com) divider line 63
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2013-06-19 11:49:17 PM  
So that's why he's playing these songs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfGHxzKeHvM
 
2013-06-19 11:50:44 PM  
Now everyone's going to want one.
 
2013-06-19 11:56:47 PM  
"Scratched scrotum, with blood drizzling"


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"That's farked up."

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2013-06-19 11:57:12 PM  

Egalitarian: no icon tact: [img.fark.net image 300x300][img.fark.net image 450x300]

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split the difference


perfect!

OVER THE CITY'S A RIP IN THE NUTS
AND EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD TONIGHT

SINGIN' ....
 
2013-06-20 12:21:56 AM  
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2013-06-20 12:28:15 AM  

OgreMagi: ten foiled hats: fusillade762: Kevin72: Domestic violence is violent. Both sides are bad.

So vote wife?

THIRD PARTY.

Midget tranny hookers?


RON PAUL
 
2013-06-20 01:27:50 AM  
Anybody else stunned it wasn't John Bolaris? He hasn't gotten himself onto Page 6 in a few months.
 
2013-06-20 01:55:12 AM  

Mugato: "Scratched scrotum, with blood drizzling"


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"That's farked up."

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and the balls fell?
 
2013-06-20 04:54:30 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Yet another Fark Ballsack Conundrum.


I don't seem to ever get tired of that thread. Being a man, my own balls have been in precarious situations - particularly in the summer when they hang low like two Brussels sprouts in a plastic grocery bag.

Be careful out there, guys.
 
2013-06-20 05:21:39 AM  

dickfreckle: I don't seem to ever get tired of that thread. Being a man, my own balls have been in precarious situations - particularly in the summer when they hang low like two Brussels sprouts in a plastic grocery bag.


Oh fark.  I am never buying brussel sprouts again.
 
2013-06-20 05:28:56 AM  
I blame participant with more scary face
 
2013-06-20 08:33:12 AM  
The rich and famous truly are different from you and I.

TFA says she has an executive father.  I just have a regular father.

She might even have a couple of assistant fathers, and 2 or 3 regular fathers.
 
2013-06-20 11:09:57 AM  
He had refused to give up the keys, she said - so she tossed them in the closet after he "grabbed her by the left hand." She told cops the weatherman shoved her, and she tried to kick him away, but he grabbed her leg, making her fall.

ha ha!

/nelson
 
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