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(NYPost)   TV weatherman's ex-wife forecasts scratched scrotum with blood drizzling   (nypost.com) divider line 63
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2013-06-19 08:19:51 PM
"I foresee a 100% chance of pain over the next forty-eight hours. And now back to you, Dana."
 
2013-06-19 08:25:35 PM
OOOH SNIP
 
2013-06-19 08:34:24 PM
As long as weathermen get attacked in the scrotum by their ex-wives, hurricanes will continue to be named after women.
 
2013-06-19 08:39:56 PM
He then pushed her away, and she hit him repeatedly with a wooden hanger, he alleged.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 08:48:22 PM

fusillade762: He then pushed her away, and she hit him repeatedly with a wooden hanger, he alleged.

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Came here for this.

/Didn't think I'd see it
//Good for you
 
2013-06-19 09:57:43 PM
clawed balls would play better
 
2013-06-19 10:06:05 PM
So her husband is on the air while she cheats and he hires a PI and then goes over the top when she's caught. Got it.
 
2013-06-19 10:14:24 PM
www.nypost.com


Well she looks like a gentle, kindhearted person.

*shudder*
 
2013-06-19 10:16:11 PM
FTFA:
By LAUREL BABCOCK

/giggity
//because I'm 11 years old
 
2013-06-19 10:16:16 PM

Old enough to know better: [www.nypost.com image 300x300]

Well she looks like a gentle, kindhearted person.

*shudder*


That expression almost screams "I'm going to rip off your balls and feed them to you."
 
2013-06-19 10:16:52 PM
That's a hard 48
 
2013-06-19 10:18:33 PM
When you're in the middle of a "bitter divorce," do not be alone with your spouse.
 
2013-06-19 10:23:19 PM
Bruised his backside with a coat hanger?

Why, that guy should count himself lucky. Many men in his position pay good money for women to abuse his balls and spank him.
 
2013-06-19 10:23:24 PM
Looks like she has a cold front.
 
2013-06-19 10:25:27 PM
Domestic violence is violent. Both sides are bad.
 
2013-06-19 10:26:26 PM
b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-06-19 10:26:58 PM
Abusive relationships are voluntary. Especially by the time they get to this point.
 
2013-06-19 10:27:00 PM

Old enough to know better: Well she looks like a gentle, kindhearted person.

*shudder*


Is that the model for the foreign guys that have almost lived in the us long enough from family guy ?
 
2013-06-19 10:28:05 PM

Kevin72: Domestic violence is violent. Both sides are bad.


So vote wife?
 
2013-06-19 10:31:12 PM
A most unfortunate turn of events.
 
2013-06-19 10:31:53 PM

fusillade762: Kevin72: Domestic violence is violent. Both sides are bad.

So vote wife?


THIRD PARTY.
 
2013-06-19 10:32:20 PM

fusillade762: Kevin72: Domestic violence is violent. Both sides are bad.

So vote wife?


Based on futurama, I suppose it would really be vote fembot.
 
2013-06-19 10:32:54 PM
Bill Evans' lawyer claimed Dana's allegations are bogus. "We believe [Dana's] motivation for calling law enforcement was to get an upper hand in the divorce," said Philip Russell.

Dana Evans' lawyer disputed that claim, "Absolutely not. She went to the police after she sought counsel at the domestic-violence center," said Mark Sherman.
Yet another Fark Ballsack Conundrum.
 
2013-06-19 10:44:08 PM
 
2013-06-19 10:44:20 PM
The question for investigators will be: was there precipitation?
 
2013-06-19 10:44:32 PM

Peaceboy: As long as weathermen get attacked in the scrotum by their ex-wives, hurricanes will continue to be named after women.


Only half of them. Gay marriage you know.
 
2013-06-19 10:45:27 PM

ten foiled hats: fusillade762: Kevin72: Domestic violence is violent. Both sides are bad.

So vote wife?

THIRD PARTY.


Midget tranny hookers?
 
2013-06-19 10:47:30 PM
Bill Evans diid pretty well for himself.  Born in Meridian,MS, and launched into the NYC market out of Mobile, AL.

Do any othe Mobile Farkers out there remember his radio show where he was half of the "Goofy White Boys?"
 
2013-06-19 10:48:31 PM

BarkingUnicorn: When you're in the middle of a "bitter divorce," do not be alone with your spouse.


murderpedia.org

Agrees.
 
2013-06-19 10:56:11 PM

fusillade762: Kevin72: Domestic violence is violent. Both sides are bad.

So vote wife?


Oh God, no. American woman starts fight every single time with namecalling blame and emasculation. And all the husband ever wants to do is love and provide for his wife and kids and the wife keeps getting more and more demanding.
 
2013-06-19 10:59:23 PM

Old enough to know better: [www.nypost.com image 300x300]


Well she looks like a gentle, kindhearted person.

*shudder*


That's the look of a woman who not only is planning extreme violence, she's pretty sure she's going to get away with it.
 
2013-06-19 10:59:48 PM

Kevin72: fusillade762: Kevin72: Domestic violence is violent. Both sides are bad.

So vote wife?

Oh God, no. American woman starts fight every single time with namecalling blame and emasculation. And all the husband ever wants to do is love and provide for his wife and kids and the wife keeps getting more and more demanding.


Degraded man, husband man.
 
2013-06-19 11:00:38 PM

BarkingUnicorn: When you're in the middle of a "bitter divorce," do not be alone with your spouse.


Do not be within 3 blocks without your lawyer and 2 witnesses.

I knew a guy that was VAWA'd during his divorce. Ex calls, emergency at home please help! He gets there, and she starts yelling, screaming, crying, blah blah, and starts hitting him. He didn't even hear the cop car pull up while he was asking her what was wrong. Cops arrested him, and he went to jail. The charges were dropped but he pays $2000/mo for his kids and $2200/mo (for life!) for spousal "maintenance" and he can't even see his kids alone. He pays for supervised visitation.

He warns every guy he knows never to marry, no matter how sweet the woman seems.
 
2013-06-19 11:03:15 PM
Typical South Jersey trash - they deserve each other.
 
2013-06-19 11:05:45 PM

Old enough to know better: [www.nypost.com image 300x300]


Well she looks like a gentle, kindhearted person.

*shudder*


she looks like some actor but I can't think who. Somebody help me here. I keep thinking the blond guy of the Lone Gunmen (X files spinoff) but that's not close enough.
 
2013-06-19 11:10:24 PM

Egalitarian: Old enough to know better: [www.nypost.com image 300x300]


Well she looks like a gentle, kindhearted person.

*shudder*

she looks like some actor but I can't think who. Somebody help me here. I keep thinking the blond guy of the Lone Gunmen (X files spinoff) but that's not close enough.


I was thinking the skin guy from Silence of the Lambs.
 
2013-06-19 11:12:23 PM
I hope his kids are adults because if not he is going to have to deal with her until they are, and she is going to makes his life hell every chance she gets.
 
2013-06-19 11:16:24 PM
Some people pay extra for that kind of action.
 
2013-06-19 11:18:53 PM
Oh I know - Doc Hammer. Kind of? Sort of?
i154.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-19 11:22:19 PM
Very ballsy move on her part.
 
2013-06-19 11:26:12 PM

illannoyin: BarkingUnicorn: When you're in the middle of a "bitter divorce," do not be alone with your spouse.

[murderpedia.org image 300x300]

Agrees.


I really miss that guy

/sad
 
2013-06-19 11:30:04 PM
Run away now...... give her ALL of your stuff..... or she will kill you..... and receive a large cash reward..... my ex looked like that... I'm telling you now, shut the fark up, RUN!
 
2013-06-19 11:31:31 PM
img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 11:32:58 PM

no icon tact: [img.fark.net image 300x300][img.fark.net image 450x300]


I was just about to make an Iggy Pop joke....
 
2013-06-19 11:33:59 PM
This The War Of The Roses reboot is fantastic!
 
2013-06-19 11:34:55 PM

Nadie_AZ: OOOH SNIP


Well here I was gonna say something smartass and funny, but now I've forgotten what, thanks to the laughter.  :D
 
2013-06-19 11:35:05 PM

Old enough to know better: [www.nypost.com image 300x300]


Well she looks like a gentle, kindhearted person.

*shudder*


She looks just like a typical "dykes on bikes" person here in SF. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
2013-06-19 11:39:39 PM
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crazy wild dog lovin' during t-storms, but the other 13.9 days of the fornight: nag, goad, prod, poke, malign, impugn, besmirch... and claw
 
2013-06-19 11:42:10 PM
They're so cute at this age.
 
2013-06-19 11:47:14 PM

no icon tact: [img.fark.net image 300x300][img.fark.net image 450x300]


i154.photobucket.com
split the difference
 
2013-06-19 11:49:17 PM
So that's why he's playing these songs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfGHxzKeHvM
 
2013-06-19 11:50:44 PM
Now everyone's going to want one.
 
2013-06-19 11:56:47 PM
"Scratched scrotum, with blood drizzling"


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"That's farked up."

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 11:57:12 PM

Egalitarian: no icon tact: [img.fark.net image 300x300][img.fark.net image 450x300]

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split the difference


perfect!

OVER THE CITY'S A RIP IN THE NUTS
AND EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD TONIGHT

SINGIN' ....
 
2013-06-20 12:21:56 AM
img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 12:28:15 AM

OgreMagi: ten foiled hats: fusillade762: Kevin72: Domestic violence is violent. Both sides are bad.

So vote wife?

THIRD PARTY.

Midget tranny hookers?


RON PAUL
 
2013-06-20 01:27:50 AM
Anybody else stunned it wasn't John Bolaris? He hasn't gotten himself onto Page 6 in a few months.
 
2013-06-20 01:55:12 AM

Mugato: "Scratched scrotum, with blood drizzling"


[img.fark.net image 565x541]

"That's farked up."

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and the balls fell?
 
2013-06-20 04:54:30 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Yet another Fark Ballsack Conundrum.


I don't seem to ever get tired of that thread. Being a man, my own balls have been in precarious situations - particularly in the summer when they hang low like two Brussels sprouts in a plastic grocery bag.

Be careful out there, guys.
 
2013-06-20 05:21:39 AM

dickfreckle: I don't seem to ever get tired of that thread. Being a man, my own balls have been in precarious situations - particularly in the summer when they hang low like two Brussels sprouts in a plastic grocery bag.


Oh fark.  I am never buying brussel sprouts again.
 
2013-06-20 05:28:56 AM
I blame participant with more scary face
 
2013-06-20 08:33:12 AM
The rich and famous truly are different from you and I.

TFA says she has an executive father.  I just have a regular father.

She might even have a couple of assistant fathers, and 2 or 3 regular fathers.
 
2013-06-20 11:09:57 AM
He had refused to give up the keys, she said - so she tossed them in the closet after he "grabbed her by the left hand." She told cops the weatherman shoved her, and she tried to kick him away, but he grabbed her leg, making her fall.

ha ha!

/nelson
 
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