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(BBC)   Scientists have an idea how Mars came to be covered in iron oxide   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 15
    More: Obvious, igneous rocks, volcanic rocks, empirical formulas, habitability, regional variations, Spirit rover, Meteorite, martian meteorite  
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2013-06-19 05:43:31 PM  
It's a god awful small affair
 
2013-06-19 05:55:05 PM  
A massive population of rust monsters that abandoned Mars after turning the entire surface?

*reads article*

Oh.
 
2013-06-19 06:06:01 PM  
I always just assumed it was because someone left a faucet dripping...
 
2013-06-19 06:07:08 PM  
Rust never sleeps
 
2013-06-19 06:10:06 PM  

SpdrJay: I always just assumed it was because someone left a faucet dripping...


Yeah, and Mars only has well water.
 
2013-06-19 06:10:39 PM  
I'm not saying it was space alien bukkake

but it was space alien bukkake.
 
2013-06-19 06:17:29 PM  
Does it involve a naked blue man with a big dick?
 
2013-06-19 07:10:41 PM  
It's the cheapest color to make a planet. Don't you know anything about barn paint?
 
2013-06-19 10:19:05 PM  
Should be obvious.  Mars is cold, so they had to salt the roads, so everything rusted.  The rusting of everything absorbed all of the water and since the planet was barren after that everyone died.  The end.
 
2013-06-19 10:27:55 PM  
Come on people.

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2013-06-20 12:02:25 AM  
This is not the patina I ordered.
 
2013-06-20 02:23:07 AM  

cannotsuggestaname: I'm not saying it was space alien bukkake

but it was space alien bukkake.


Space Alien Bukkake is a great name for a band.
 
2013-06-20 03:18:38 AM  

cheezitmojo: A massive population of rust monsters that abandoned Mars after turning the entire surface?


Don't tell me they're sentient...
 
2013-06-20 11:29:47 AM  
I think one of these days we are going to find out that Mars goes through frequent warming cycles and floods like a mofo every few thousand years, not once in the past 2 billion years.  And there is probably liquid water underground right now.
 
2013-06-20 02:46:02 PM  
It was from the previous generation of Earth life sending billions of rovers up there to rust away...
 
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