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(New York Daily News)   Torre looks up, gets under it, reaches out, makes the catch and gets the save   (nydailynews.com) divider line 42
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2013-06-19 05:42:59 PM
Damn, she looks just like her father.  And not in a good way.

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2013-06-19 05:43:55 PM

walkerhound: Damn, she looks just like her father.  And not in a good way.

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Here to say THIS.   Fell out of the ugly tree and hit most of the branches.
 
2013-06-19 05:45:10 PM
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Exit, stage left.
 
2013-06-19 05:45:10 PM
""(Miller is) not very nice, I'll tell you that," said Tom Abrahams, 65. "I keep away from him. He's been nasty to me at times."

That's gotta be pretty nasty when a New Yorker says so.
 
2013-06-19 05:45:19 PM
I'm glad that this article helpfully told me that the parents were described as "gypsies" by neighbors. That relevant detail really pulled the story together.
 
2013-06-19 05:46:05 PM
Jesus, people, cut her some slack. She caught a falling baby, for f#ck's sake.
 
2013-06-19 05:47:10 PM
In other news, Joe Torre is 72 years old.  I would never have guessed.
 
2013-06-19 05:49:25 PM

walkerhound: Damn, she looks just like her father.  And not in a good way.

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Give it a rest you sexist dickweed she just saved a child's life.
What have you done today?
 
2013-06-19 05:50:01 PM

MemeSlave: walkerhound: Damn, she looks just like her father.  And not in a good way.

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Here to say THIS.   Fell out of the ugly tree and hit most of the branches.


Go suck a cock.
 
2013-06-19 05:52:15 PM
Welcome to Fark.
 
2013-06-19 05:52:37 PM
It's like they dug up a picture of Joe Torre in drag.
 
2013-06-19 05:53:15 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Jesus, people, cut her some slack. She caught a falling baby, for f#ck's sake.


Agreed.  However she does remind me of an actress and cant remember her name. Some people are just not photogenic. I would nail her just to say I f'ed the Yankess..  maybe.

Red Sox fan
 
2013-06-19 05:53:27 PM
So did her face break the fall? That would explain a lot.
 
2013-06-19 05:54:52 PM
A little plucking and maybe some orthodontia, she'd clean up into a pretty good looking 44.
 
2013-06-19 05:55:04 PM

obamadidcoke: MemeSlave: walkerhound: Damn, she looks just like her father.  And not in a good way.

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Here to say THIS.   Fell out of the ugly tree and hit most of the branches.

Go suck a cock.


Joe?
 
2013-06-19 05:56:55 PM
Looks like her face took a few strikes.
 
2013-06-19 05:58:32 PM
How do you fell 'of' anything?
 
2013-06-19 05:58:57 PM
ohmygawdthatpoorkid
 
2013-06-19 06:00:05 PM

MemeSlave: walkerhound: Damn, she looks just like her father.  And not in a good way.

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Here to say THIS.   Fell out of the ugly tree and hit most of the branches.


i originally thought this but i forgave her for being 44.  (and Joe's 72 so that was a surprise too).  i was guessing a hard 30 or 35 but for 44 it aint that bad.  but dont google here.  thats probably the most flattering pic they could dig up.
 
2013-06-19 06:00:13 PM
No doubt that's his kid

obamadidcoke: MemeSlave: walkerhound: Damn, she looks just like her father.  And not in a good way.

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Here to say THIS.   Fell out of the ugly tree and hit most of the branches.

Go suck a cock.


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2013-06-19 06:00:53 PM
Joe was a pretty good catcher in his day, too.
 
2013-06-19 06:02:58 PM

uncleacid: Looks like her face took a few strikes.


Probably a few balls, too.

Braves fan.
 
2013-06-19 06:07:25 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Barricaded Gunman: Jesus, people, cut her some slack. She caught a falling baby, for f#ck's sake.

Agreed.  However she does remind me of an actress and cant remember her name. Some people are just not photogenic. I would nail her just to say I f'ed the Yankess..  maybe.

Red Sox fan


Amanda Peet, maybe?
 
2013-06-19 06:12:45 PM
The parents - Sam Miller, 23, and Tiffany Demetria, 24 - face charges that include endangering the welfare of a child and neglect, law enforcement sources said.

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That is a HARD 23.
 
2013-06-19 06:21:45 PM
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2013-06-19 06:24:46 PM
Did she even consider if there were men on base first?
 
2013-06-19 06:27:12 PM
Good on her!  She's a multimillionaire and she still saved a baby.
 
2013-06-19 06:29:51 PM
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Not available for comment.
 
2013-06-19 06:29:52 PM

hornblowerfan: JohnnyRebel88: Barricaded Gunman: Jesus, people, cut her some slack. She caught a falling baby, for f#ck's sake.

Agreed.  However she does remind me of an actress and cant remember her name. Some people are just not photogenic. I would nail her just to say I f'ed the Yankess..  maybe.

Red Sox fan

Amanda Peet, maybe?


Her too, but I was thinking of a dark haired girl from one of those American something movies...  Mena Suvari?
 
2013-06-19 06:29:59 PM
Gypsies? At least they weren't Irish!
 
2013-06-19 06:49:28 PM

EPR Paradox: The parents - Sam Miller, 23, and Tiffany Demetria, 24 - face charges that include endangering the welfare of a child and neglect, law enforcement sources said.

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That is a HARD 23.


Good grief, are the ages wrong? Is she 23, and that dude 44??
 
2013-06-19 06:58:32 PM
Good thing she wasn't raised with football.  Spiking the baby would have been bad.
 
2013-06-19 06:58:49 PM

walkerhound: Damn, she looks just like her father.  And not in a good way.

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Dropped by to express my sympathies that she has her fathers looks.  Good to see Fark is already on it.
 
2013-06-19 07:27:01 PM

OscarTamerz: Good on her!  She's a multimillionaire and she still saved a baby.


Well, you don't get to be a multimillionaire by spending babies.
 
2013-06-19 08:00:20 PM

kaylward: It's like they dug up a picture of Joe Torre in drag.


I just had to explain to half of starbucks why I couldn't control my laughter.  Thanks.
 
2013-06-19 08:32:18 PM
The parents - Sam Miller, 23, and Tiffany Demetria, 24 ... The child and his three siblings - ages 2, 3 and 5 ... Neighbors called the parents "gypsies," who work as palm readers and often do Tarot card readings on the street.

Unmarried, four kids, and not even half way through their 20s.

The kid would have been better off end up as pancake batter on the sidewalk.
 
2013-06-19 08:47:35 PM

toraque: OscarTamerz: Good on her!  She's a multimillionaire and she still saved a baby.

Well, you don't get to be a multimillionaire by spending babies.


a baby saves is a baby earned.

a baby not saved is a baby urned.
 
2013-06-19 10:45:40 PM

kaylward: It's like they dug up a picture of Joe Torre in drag.


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2013-06-20 01:38:56 AM
The parents are early 20s, and have 4 kids...that they are clearly doing a stellar job of raising.

Have some more farking kids. I am SURE they will turn out to be contributions to society.
 
2013-06-20 07:12:33 AM
I was hoping for something kinky involving Kari Byron. Oh well.
 
2013-06-20 09:19:29 AM
C'mon guys, when your dad looks like this...

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...in his PRIME, you really have no chance. Good on her for saving the baby.
 
2013-06-20 09:22:57 AM
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