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(The Raw Story)   Christian host: "Liberals want immigration because conservatives are having more sex." EWWWW   (rawstory.com) divider line 90
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2013-06-19 04:38:09 PM  
Bryan Fischer is an idiot, about everything. That is all.


/see Jeb Bush's "fertile" comment
 
2013-06-19 04:53:50 PM  
Well, I have a winner in my "Dumbest thing I'll hear all month" challenge

/contender for dumbest thing I'll hear in my life
 
2013-06-19 05:00:40 PM  

PreMortem: Bryan Fischer is an idiot, about everything. That is all.


/see Jeb Bush's "fertile" comment


I'd never heard of the guy. I guess I have now.
 
2013-06-19 05:02:55 PM  
I'm not sure there's any group more obsessed with sex than the christian right.
 
2013-06-19 05:07:21 PM  
Really, is he including all the homosexuals in that?  Because we have an awful lot of sex, even if it doesn't result in babies.
 
2013-06-19 05:28:23 PM  

SphericalTime: Really, is he including all the homosexuals in that?


Who do you think the Conservatives are having sex with?
 
2013-06-19 05:31:30 PM  
Conservatives are having more sex? You mean they've managed to get an in with the priest so he can cut the hole in their magical underwear?
 
2013-06-19 05:38:32 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, I have a winner in my "Dumbest thing I'll hear all month" challenge

/contender for dumbest thing I'll hear in my life


It's the same dude who called Medal of Honor recipients pussies.  It's probably not the dumbest thing he's said since breakfast.
 
2013-06-19 05:48:48 PM  
What do conservatives think of when they have sex?

Dick Cheney's scowling mug right at the height of orgasm?
 
2013-06-19 05:50:05 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: I'm not sure there's any group more obsessed with sex than the christian right.


Shame is the tool most religions use to keep people coming back for more.
 
2013-06-19 05:51:13 PM  

whidbey: What do conservatives think of when they have sex?

Dick Cheney's scowling mug right at the height of orgasm?


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 05:52:46 PM  
Yeah, but it's like 80% homosexual airport bathroom trysts.
 
2013-06-19 05:52:57 PM  

whidbey: What do conservatives think of when they have sex?

Dick Cheney's scowling mug right at the height of orgasm?


Based on the prevalence of their use of the term "Shoved down our throats", I suspect many think of Barack Hussein Obama.
 
2013-06-19 05:52:57 PM  
I imagine he meant "breeding" more.

I'm doing my part, 2 kids is the plan for a nice replacement rate.  It is my duty to help prevent Idiocracy.

/lefty
 
2013-06-19 05:54:17 PM  

make me some tea: PreMortem: Bryan Fischer is an idiot, about everything. That is all.


/see Jeb Bush's "fertile" comment

I'd never heard of the guy. I guess I have now.


He's one of those guys that moderate religious people will get mad at you for paying attention to because he's a walking caricature. I'd prefer to dismiss him as an angry crackpot with a radio show, except that he apparently has way more political influence than he should.
 
2013-06-19 05:56:15 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, I have a winner in my "Dumbest thing I'll hear all month" challenge

/contender for dumbest thing I'll hear in my life


Friend, it's BRYAN FISCHER. It's not the dumbest thing he'll say THIS WEEK.

/seriously, I wish someone would cockpunch that asshole
 
2013-06-19 05:56:23 PM  
"We are breeding our own voters," Fischer continued. "We are conceiving our own voters. They've gotta import them. They're not producing them, so they've gotta import them."

That begs the question of whether children of conservatives will automatically be conservative. No room for independent thought in those families!

Makes you wonder about conservatives who have homosexual children.
 
2013-06-19 06:00:20 PM  
Huh, apparently the bulk of our immigrants are from progressive areas. They must get tans before coming.
 
2013-06-19 06:00:26 PM  
He has a point. The question is, how can you be sure your kids will be conservative too? By the way, Idiocracy means "rule of the unique." The movie  have been called Stultocracy.
 
2013-06-19 06:00:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: whidbey: What do conservatives think of when they have sex?

Dick Cheney's scowling mug right at the height of orgasm?

[img.fark.net image 350x275]



img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 06:02:00 PM  
Also thou shalt not oppress a stranger: for ye know the heart of a stranger, seeing ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.

-- Exodus 23:9
 
2013-06-19 06:04:48 PM  

SphericalTime: Really, is he including all the homosexuals in that?  Because we have an awful lot of sex, even if it doesn't result in babies.


Gay men, sure, but you're forgetting half of the team. Surely you've heard of Lesbian Bed Death?
 
2013-06-19 06:05:24 PM  
"Raw Story," indeed.
 
2013-06-19 06:05:48 PM  
Yes. Lots of awkward, shame filled sex with a person you stopped loving years ago. Don't forget to say your hail marrys in the morning.
 
2013-06-19 06:07:24 PM  
This may come as a shock, Conservatives, but not everyone bases their actions solely upon whether or not it benefits them politically.  Some people actually care about their constituents.
 
2013-06-19 06:09:06 PM  

Car_Ramrod: "We are breeding our own voters," Fischer continued. "We are conceiving our own voters. They've gotta import them. They're not producing them, so they've gotta import them."

That begs the question of whether children of conservatives will automatically be conservative. No room for independent thought in those families!

Makes you wonder about conservatives who have homosexual children.


One recurring theme in conservative Christian circles is that if you raise your children "right," you can make them into ideological clones of yourself. "Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old, he will not depart from it" is the Bible verse they cite. Since it's a Bible quote it's beyond question, so it's a point of doctrine that Real, True Christians who are good parents will raise children who are also Real, True Christians.

/ See also "Quiverfull"
 
2013-06-19 06:11:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-19 06:13:19 PM  

Hollie Maea: This may come as a shock, Conservatives, but not everyone bases their actions solely upon whether or not it benefits them politically.  Some people actually care about their constituents.


that's a great point.

I've never considered the voting habits of immigrants & my growing support for their well being in their new country has absolutely nothing to do with votes.
 
2013-06-19 06:14:56 PM  

Testiclaw: [i.imgur.com image 850x584]


I don't know why, but the modified Mitt images always make me laugh, no matter my mood. Thank you.
 
2013-06-19 06:16:49 PM  

SordidEuphemism: Testiclaw: [i.imgur.com image 850x584]

I don't know why, but the modified Mitt images always make me laugh, no matter my mood. Thank you.


Dude, me too!

I don't care what the context is, if I see the Mitt one where his face is small and he's throwing his head back laughing I can't help myself, I have a giggle-fit.

The small hand one I posted showed up in a thread somewhere, a bunch of people were posting small-face Mitt's and someone posted the finger one with the caption, "stop that".

I think I laughed out a lung.
 
2013-06-19 06:17:57 PM  
If conservatives having more sex means they're going and farking themselves, that suits me fine.
 
2013-06-19 06:22:44 PM  
A Dark Evil Omen: they're going and farking themselves

Not necessarily...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-19 06:22:46 PM  
Maybe Conservatives are popping out more crotchfruit than liberals but it's still not enough.

Deaths of white people outnumbered births for the very first time in US history, the Census Bureau revealed Thursday. The census predicts that significant drops in birth rates v death rates will be regular by 2025.
The new 2012 annual census calculated births minus deaths as of July 2012 and saw a decrease of about 12,400 people out of 198 million non-Hispanic whites in the country.


"We're jumping the gun on a long, slow decline of our white population, which is going to characterize this century," demographer with the Brookings Institution William Frey, who analyzed the census data, told the Washington Post.

http://rt.com/usa/us-white-births-census-613/
 
2013-06-19 06:23:29 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: One recurring theme in conservative Christian circles is that if you raise your children "right," you can make them into ideological clones of yourself. "Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old, he will not depart from it" is the Bible verse they cite. Since it's a Bible quote it's beyond question, so it's a point of doctrine that Real, True Christians who are good parents will raise children who are also Real, True Christians.

/ See also "Quiverfull"


Statistically speaking, at least one of the Duggard kids is going to end up being gay....
 
2013-06-19 06:26:25 PM  

Hollie Maea: Statistically speaking, at least one of the Duggard kids is going to end up being gay....


Probably one of the last ones.

I imagine the first sight of your life being the beat-up biscuit of your mother hanging open after 418 of your siblings have already trail-blazed the path for you wouldn't do much to instill a sense of ever wanting to see one again.
 
2013-06-19 06:26:28 PM  
And many immigrant families come from backgrounds that should have them voting GOP, but then you have this shiat that keeps them voting Democratic.
 
2013-06-19 06:31:30 PM  

Testiclaw: SordidEuphemism: Testiclaw: [i.imgur.com image 850x584]

I don't know why, but the modified Mitt images always make me laugh, no matter my mood. Thank you.

Dude, me too!

I don't care what the context is, if I see the Mitt one where his face is small and he's throwing his head back laughing I can't help myself, I have a giggle-fit.

The small hand one I posted showed up in a thread somewhere, a bunch of people were posting small-face Mitt's and someone posted the finger one with the caption, "stop that".

I think I laughed out a lung.


img.fark.net

Why is everyone laughing at me?
 
2013-06-19 06:31:30 PM  
He thinks liberals have exclusively liberal babies, and conservatives have exclusively conservative babies. At least he clearly believes in evolution, even if he seems to have problems understanding the particulars.
 
2013-06-19 06:33:46 PM  
Sounds like math conservatives do to make themselves feel better.
 
2013-06-19 06:35:29 PM  
Conservatives sure do talk about sex a lot considering how much they want it purged from every aspect of public society.
 
2013-06-19 06:36:56 PM  

Arachnophobe: Testiclaw: SordidEuphemism: Testiclaw: [i.imgur.com image 850x584]

I don't know why, but the modified Mitt images always make me laugh, no matter my mood. Thank you.

Dude, me too!

I don't care what the context is, if I see the Mitt one where his face is small and he's throwing his head back laughing I can't help myself, I have a giggle-fit.

The small hand one I posted showed up in a thread somewhere, a bunch of people were posting small-face Mitt's and someone posted the finger one with the caption, "stop that".

I think I laughed out a lung.

[img.fark.net image 850x586]

Why is everyone laughing at me?



www.pleated-jeans.com
HA HA
 
2013-06-19 06:44:38 PM  
I believe their preferred phrasing is "DOING more sex."

/shamelessly ripped from the Daily Show
//with John Oliver
 
2013-06-19 06:48:32 PM  

Empty Matchbook: I believe their preferred phrasing is "DOING more sex."


For some reason, I read that 'DOING' as if it rhymed with 'boing'. And then it became a weird variant on Coily, the Spring Sprite. "Doing! More sex!"

I don't know if I need more coffee or sleep.
 
2013-06-19 06:51:30 PM  
Why are conservatives so obsessed with other people's sex lives?
 
2013-06-19 06:54:30 PM  
Yes, but is shame-filled, in the dark, missionary and "going in dry" REALLY sex?

//sob! more than I'm getting.
 
2013-06-19 07:00:26 PM  
Conservatives? More sex? Yes please.

www.anneofcarversville.com

www.hollywoodreporter.com

www.utne.com
 
2013-06-19 07:07:04 PM  
"Conservatives are having more sex" and "GOP-championed abstinence only sex ed" just collided in my brain and gave me an aneurysm.
 
2013-06-19 07:09:34 PM  

apoptotic: "Conservatives are having more sex" and "GOP-championed abstinence only sex ed" just collided in my brain and gave me an aneurysm.


Now that you mention it, it's really weird for the GOP to hold to two completely conflicting views at the same time.
 
2013-06-19 07:10:35 PM  

apoptotic: "Conservatives are having more sex" and "GOP-championed abstinence only sex ed" just collided in my brain and gave me an aneurysm.


I can't remember what it was from, but some lady did a documentary about the religious right.  She was interviewing some ministers (including Rev. Ted Haggard) about their sex lives.  All of them were five-alarm flaming, and they way they talked about how much they liked to bang their wives, was about as convincing as a kid saying he loved getting a sweater for Christmas.
 
2013-06-19 07:11:09 PM  

Testiclaw: apoptotic: "Conservatives are having more sex" and "GOP-championed abstinence only sex ed" just collided in my brain and gave me an aneurysm.

Now that you mention it, it's really weird for the GOP to hold to two completely conflicting views at the same time.


Really? I think it's pretty typical.
 
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