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2013-06-19 05:54:44 PM
Served them Ho Cakes and everything.
 
2013-06-19 05:55:07 PM
The two said that they were pimps but didn't traffic women.

Um... can someone explain the difference?
 
2013-06-19 05:57:48 PM
I love a 'happy ending'
I'm also glad they got off
I'll stop now
 
2013-06-19 05:58:32 PM

fusillade762: The two said that they were pimps but didn't traffic women.

Um... can someone explain the difference?


They were trafficking men?
 
2013-06-19 05:59:02 PM
Ahh, the old family business.

Great grandpa started out with 2 bits and a single whore, look at how far we've come.
 
2013-06-19 05:59:12 PM
They trafficked women across state lines on a regular basis. Also these women are a case study in Stockholm syndrome.
 
2013-06-19 06:00:05 PM
Pimpin' ain't easy.
 
2013-06-19 06:00:47 PM
It's like Schindler's list, but the Jews are sex workers.
 
2013-06-19 06:01:48 PM

fusillade762: The two said that they were pimps but didn't traffic women.

Um... can someone explain the difference?


Um... they never drove the ho to her john maybe.
 
2013-06-19 06:01:58 PM

fusillade762: The two said that they were pimps but didn't traffic women.

Um... can someone explain the difference?


You may wish to consult the works of the noted pimpologist O'Shea Jackson, formerly of the C.I.A. He advances the thesis that pimping, far from being a simple matter of arranging a sex trafficking ring, is not only quite difficult, but necessary.
 
2013-06-19 06:03:45 PM
There ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll
Mother farking shiat god damn asshole
Ain't nuthin like pimping just don't quit
Mother fark you damn shiat head biatch

--Too $hort
 
2013-06-19 06:05:14 PM
Now they can explain their good life to the IRS.
 
2013-06-19 06:06:17 PM
Oh well, that's justice. The jury thought the prosecutors didn't prove their case, so I don't have a problem with it.

Not that those pimps are in the clear. I bet the IRS has just been waiting for the end of this trial so that they can go after the pimp's earnings.
 
2013-06-19 06:06:49 PM

fusillade762: The two said that they were pimps but didn't traffic women.

Um... can someone explain the difference?


They were trafficking barnyard animals?
 
2013-06-19 06:07:46 PM
A pimp's love is very different to that of a square's
 
2013-06-19 06:10:57 PM
They're living Levitra Loca?
 
2013-06-19 06:12:39 PM
i3.ytimg.com

That ho betta have my cash
 
2013-06-19 06:13:00 PM
Thisbymaster They trafficked women across state lines on a regular basis. Also these women are a case study in Stockholm syndrome.


Thank you, Dr. Freud.
 
2013-06-19 06:14:24 PM

Piestar: fusillade762: The two said that they were pimps but didn't traffic women.

Um... can someone explain the difference?

They were trafficking barnyard animals?


They were facilitating a carnal interface.
 
2013-06-19 06:15:26 PM

mentallo69: [i3.ytimg.com image 320x180]

That ho betta have my cash


Not some but all my stash
 
2013-06-19 06:16:24 PM

fusillade762: The two said that they were pimps but didn't traffic women.

Um... can someone explain the difference?


They filmed it. It's not prostitution if its on film!!
 
2013-06-19 06:18:21 PM
They got health benefits and low interest housing loans.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 06:19:05 PM
The prosecution played hours of wiretapped conversations in which the men threatened to assault them if they didn't make enough money.

So why the "spiffy" tag, subby?
 
2013-06-19 06:19:07 PM
They did make them live in Allentown, which should be listed as a crime against humanity.
 
2013-06-19 06:21:51 PM
Sometimes you just gotta put the biatches in their place.

I learned that from Lil Twist.

And Chris Brown.

And Kanye West.

And Ochocinco.

And that 2 Chainz guy.

Why u h8tin?
 
2013-06-19 06:22:50 PM

Dwight_Yeast: They did make them live in Allentown, which should be listed as a crime against humanity.


Living apx. 20 miles from there, I couldn't agree more. It is getting worse with gangs and violence by the day, they just come from NYC.
 
2013-06-19 06:23:11 PM

jigger: They got health benefits and low interest housing loans.

[img.fark.net image 600x341]


And there's always a fight over who's the bottom b***h
 
2013-06-19 06:26:38 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 06:27:15 PM
Is anyone else getting a banner ad for an Earth, Wind, and Fire concert on TFA?

/chortle
 
2013-06-19 06:31:10 PM
The pappa pimp?

cdn.hark.com

/hot like a HO commute from PA
 
2013-06-19 06:31:38 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Dwight_Yeast: They did make them live in Allentown, which should be listed as a crime against humanity.

Living apx. 20 miles from there, I couldn't agree more. It is getting worse with gangs and violence black people by the day, they just come from NYC.


Ftfy.

Why didn't you just say that since that is what you meant? I've never seen anyone refer to the white trash hillbillies from West Virginia as 'gangs', but its ok if its black people?

Do you have proof that they were actually gangs? Or was it just more than 2 black guys standing together?
 
2013-06-19 06:31:51 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 06:37:38 PM

semiotix: fusillade762: The two said that they were pimps but didn't traffic women.

Um... can someone explain the difference?

You may wish to consult the works of the noted pimpologist O'Shea Jackson, formerly of the C.I.A. He advances the thesis that pimping, far from being a simple matter of arranging a sex trafficking ring, is not only quite difficult, but necessary.


I absolutely loathe that song, rape culture, pimp idolization and all that, but God damn that was a hilarious post.
 
2013-06-19 06:40:19 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
Was this the pimp?
 
2013-06-19 06:50:11 PM
reflectiveinklings.com
 
2013-06-19 06:53:51 PM
No idiocracy references yet?

END COMMUNICATION
 
2013-06-19 06:55:34 PM
Pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
 
2013-06-19 06:57:13 PM
img.fark.net

Baby Powder: And i'm gonna tell you something, this pimpin' that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp. My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!
 
2013-06-19 06:58:29 PM
biatch better have my money or she's getting another lecture about personal finances.
 
2013-06-19 06:58:42 PM

js34603: Pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.


Damn! Missed it by THAT much...
 
2013-06-19 07:07:42 PM
They got off on trafficking but were convicted of pimping.

FTFA: "They were found guilty of promoting prostitution and money laundering."
 
2013-06-19 07:08:10 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: js34603: Pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.

Damn! Missed it by THAT much...


Where's the baby powder?
 
2013-06-19 07:14:18 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Dwight_Yeast: They did make them live in Allentown, which should be listed as a crime against humanity.

Living apx. 20 miles from there, I couldn't agree more. It is getting worse with gangs and violence by the day, they just come from NYC.


So it's getting very hard to stay?
 
2013-06-19 07:31:39 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: js34603: Pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.

Damn! Missed it by THAT much...


You had the picture and everything. Full credit.

/I absolutely love that movie, one of my guilty pleasures
 
2013-06-19 07:50:41 PM

Son of Thunder: The prosecution played hours of wiretapped conversations in which the men threatened to assault them if they didn't make enough money.

So why the "spiffy" tag, subby?


And how come hours of tape proving threats didn't trump stockholmed women?
 
2013-06-19 08:25:18 PM

Dinobot: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 210x158]
Was this the pimp?


he's Son of a Pimp Named Slickback.  You need to say the whole thing.  It's like A Tribe Called Quest.
 
2013-06-19 08:44:22 PM
Pity the one girl who DIDN'T stamp her feet, throw up her hands and proclaim that these pimps were wonderful to them.  Oooooh, she's gonna get it with the rod upside the head.  Not the plastic one, this time.  The STEEL one.
 
2013-06-19 09:08:43 PM

Plant Rights Activist: Dinobot: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 210x158]
Was this the pimp?

he's Son of a Pimp Named Slickback.  You need to say the whole thing.  It's like A Tribe Called Quest.


"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this biatch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen."
 
2013-06-19 10:41:27 PM

MOGGEE:


One night I watched that episode and then decided to imdb and google those actresses. It sounded like they weren't much better off IRL, since a couple of them were party girls who got into drugs and orgies in the 60s, and got passed around a lot. Really sad.

//kinda like the actress who played Yeoman Rand
 
2013-06-19 10:53:49 PM
imageshack.us
Let's go get this mmm..  mmm.. money.
 
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