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(CBS Sacramento)   Man who threw spear at passing car looks exactly the way you think he does. With mugshot goodness   ( ) divider line 30
    More: Dumbass, spears, deadly weapon  
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17319 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jun 2013 at 6:48 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-19 06:55:25 PM  
12 votes:
2013-06-19 06:20:45 PM  
11 votes:
2013-06-19 05:10:50 PM  
8 votes:
2013-06-19 07:23:07 PM  
7 votes:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and throws a spear at a hulking roaring metal beast front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than a full aquittal. Thank you.
2013-06-19 05:36:46 PM  
6 votes:
Do we know what kind of vehicle he hit?  An SUV could feed your tribe for months if you preserved it well but a Prius wouldn't last very long.
2013-06-19 03:34:31 PM  
6 votes:
farking white spearchuckers....
2013-06-19 07:32:55 PM  
4 votes:
2013-06-19 08:14:22 PM  
3 votes:

2013-06-19 06:57:44 PM  
3 votes:

"SACRAMENTO (CBS13) - A man was arrested Tuesday night for spearing a passing vehicle. Jeffrey Jones, 56, was standing in the road ..."

It is Spearchucker Jones!!!

2013-06-19 04:54:10 PM  
3 votes:
I was expecting a "M*A*S*H" character.
2013-06-19 08:43:30 PM  
2 votes:

2013-06-19 07:01:12 PM  
2 votes:
Honestly, this was the first thing that came to mind.
2013-06-19 06:59:35 PM  
2 votes:
Impalas can be tasty.
2013-06-19 06:59:08 PM  
2 votes:
I closed my eyes, and thought about how he would look.  I clicked, and opened my eyes and laughed my ass off.  Not even close to what I was thinking, but so much better.
2013-06-19 06:26:59 PM  
2 votes:
Clearly the driver of the vehicle angered Mr Jones by refusing to switch to GEICO
2013-06-19 06:01:34 PM  
2 votes:

I'd hit it.
2013-06-19 05:52:57 PM  
2 votes:
2013-06-19 03:49:37 PM  
2 votes:
2013-06-19 08:25:14 PM  
1 vote:
Did he order a bottle of anything, and glazed donut TO GO-O-O-O?
2013-06-19 07:48:39 PM  
1 vote:

Boris S. Wort: [ image 320x240]

*shakes tiny spear*
2013-06-19 07:16:44 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-19 07:01:05 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-19 07:00:57 PM  
1 vote:
How the hell do you skin a car?
2013-06-19 06:59:08 PM  
1 vote:
not what I expected
2013-06-19 06:56:37 PM  
1 vote:
Damn, Nick Nolte's on one hell of a downhill slide.
2013-06-19 06:54:24 PM  
1 vote:

God-is-a-Taco: If he threw it, doesn't that make it a javelin?

2013-06-19 06:07:39 PM  
1 vote:

Godscrack: [ image 300x226]

I'd hit it.

If whatever is in his mouth is what I think it is, someone already did.
2013-06-19 04:52:24 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-19 03:59:15 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-19 03:01:20 PM  
1 vote:
There's also a story about a guy who threw an axe thru a car window. is this world turning into D&D?
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