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(CBS Sacramento)   Man who threw spear at passing car looks exactly the way you think he does. With mugshot goodness   (sacramento.cbslocal.com) divider line 30
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2013-06-19 06:55:25 PM
12 votes:
www.wearysloth.com
2013-06-19 06:20:45 PM
11 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-06-19 05:10:50 PM
8 votes:
img.fark.netimg.fark.net
2013-06-19 07:23:07 PM
7 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and throws a spear at a hulking roaring metal beast front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than a full aquittal. Thank you.
2013-06-19 05:36:46 PM
6 votes:
Do we know what kind of vehicle he hit?  An SUV could feed your tribe for months if you preserved it well but a Prius wouldn't last very long.
2013-06-19 03:34:31 PM
6 votes:
farking white spearchuckers....
2013-06-19 07:32:55 PM
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-06-19 08:14:22 PM
3 votes:
img.fark.net

IT'S..........
2013-06-19 06:57:44 PM
3 votes:

"SACRAMENTO (CBS13) - A man was arrested Tuesday night for spearing a passing vehicle. Jeffrey Jones, 56, was standing in the road ..."


It is Spearchucker Jones!!!

2013-06-19 04:54:10 PM
3 votes:
I was expecting a "M*A*S*H" character.
2013-06-19 08:43:30 PM
2 votes:
img818.imageshack.us

"Spearchukker".
"Honkey".
2013-06-19 07:01:12 PM
2 votes:
Honestly, this was the first thing that came to mind.

library.uncg.edu
2013-06-19 06:59:35 PM
2 votes:
Impalas can be tasty.
2013-06-19 06:59:08 PM
2 votes:
I closed my eyes, and thought about how he would look.  I clicked, and opened my eyes and laughed my ass off.  Not even close to what I was thinking, but so much better.
2013-06-19 06:26:59 PM
2 votes:
Clearly the driver of the vehicle angered Mr Jones by refusing to switch to GEICO
2013-06-19 06:01:34 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net

I'd hit it.
2013-06-19 05:52:57 PM
2 votes:
BAD KILL THAT NO FEED FAMILY IT TOO CRUNCHY
2013-06-19 03:49:37 PM
2 votes:
Oh, and THANKS REAGAN!
2013-06-19 08:25:14 PM
1 votes:
Did he order a bottle of anything, and glazed donut TO GO-O-O-O?
2013-06-19 07:48:39 PM
1 votes:

Boris S. Wort: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


img.fark.net

*shakes tiny spear*
2013-06-19 07:16:44 PM
1 votes:
IMPRESSED!

grades.tapity.com
2013-06-19 07:01:05 PM
1 votes:
Did it go SMASH, SMASH...SUH-MASH?
2013-06-19 07:00:57 PM
1 votes:
How the hell do you skin a car?
2013-06-19 06:59:08 PM
1 votes:
not what I expected
fattystrains.homestead.com
2013-06-19 06:56:37 PM
1 votes:
Damn, Nick Nolte's on one hell of a downhill slide.
2013-06-19 06:54:24 PM
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: If he threw it, doesn't that make it a javelin?


Glock.
2013-06-19 06:07:39 PM
1 votes:

Godscrack: [img.fark.net image 300x226]

I'd hit it.


If whatever is in his mouth is what I think it is, someone already did.
2013-06-19 04:52:24 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
"WHAT YEAR IS IT?!"
2013-06-19 03:59:15 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-06-19 03:01:20 PM
1 votes:
There's also a story about a guy who threw an axe thru a car window. is this world turning into D&D?
 
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