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(CBS Sacramento)   Man who threw spear at passing car looks exactly the way you think he does. With mugshot goodness   (sacramento.cbslocal.com) divider line 95
    More: Dumbass, spears, deadly weapon  
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2013-06-19 07:32:55 PM  
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2013-06-19 07:48:39 PM  

Boris S. Wort: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


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*shakes tiny spear*
 
2013-06-19 07:54:54 PM  
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I willllll remember youuuuuuu....
 
2013-06-19 08:02:42 PM  
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2013-06-19 08:05:27 PM  
 
2013-06-19 08:06:24 PM  
 
2013-06-19 08:07:51 PM  
drawception.com
 
2013-06-19 08:14:22 PM  
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IT'S..........
 
2013-06-19 08:17:09 PM  
Subby apparently has no clue as to what we think.
 
2013-06-19 08:19:20 PM  
Yup.
 
2013-06-19 08:22:44 PM  
between this article and the caveman looking guy in the subway vid i think its safe to say space and time is falling apart. cavemen confused about being tossed into modern day.
 
2013-06-19 08:23:44 PM  
WTF?  Was this guy hunting the wild Subaru in it's native habitat?

Don't go back to Annadale....

/no idea what I'm talking about
 
2013-06-19 08:25:14 PM  
Did he order a bottle of anything, and glazed donut TO GO-O-O-O?
 
2013-06-19 08:26:43 PM  
Also, "so easy a caveman could do it" strangely absent from TFT
 
2013-06-19 08:29:56 PM  
www.barbara-bach.com

I'd throw my spear at her if you know what I mean
 
2013-06-19 08:32:39 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Subby apparently has no clue as to what we think.


Well, they're not mindreaders.  Modmins' crystal balls only pick up channel 3, or so I've heard.
 
2013-06-19 08:43:30 PM  
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"Spearchukker".
"Honkey".
 
2013-06-19 08:45:13 PM  
Dad is just being silly again.  Mom done told him she can't cook those.

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2013-06-19 08:56:18 PM  
farking neck bearded hipsters...
 
2013-06-19 08:58:01 PM  
Three hots and a cot.  Didn't kill anyone and didn't get beat up so  - it's all good.
See you in six, bub . . .
 
2013-06-19 08:58:58 PM  

Alleyoop: Dad is just being silly again.  Mom done told him she can't cook those.

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Hey asshole, if you are going to post Alley Oop frames at least have the decency to post the big breasted chicks.
 
2013-06-19 09:12:16 PM  

specialkae: easy


no shiat...took long enough
 
2013-06-19 09:23:48 PM  
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"Hullo Mummy! I'm home for holiday!"
 
2013-06-19 09:26:01 PM  
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2013-06-19 09:26:05 PM  

tuna fingers: Alleyoop: Dad is just being silly again.  Mom done told him she can't cook those.

[img.fark.net image 400x275]

Well done,  Hey asshole, if you are going to finally a post of Alley Oop frames that at least have the decency to accurately depict man and dinosaur coexisting in our 6,000 year old world rather than to post the big breasted chicks we've grown accustomed to that give our daughters a poor body image.


ftfy
 
2013-06-19 09:33:10 PM  
The driver better hope he didn't let his Geico insurance expire.
 
2013-06-19 10:41:22 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: If he threw it, doesn't that make it a javelin?


No, a javelin is a specific kind of throwing spear.
 
2013-06-19 11:06:29 PM  

PainInTheASP: Well I for one will not be taking part in this thread, and everyone here should be ashamed of themselves.  Reverse racism is NOT a laughing matter.

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There's no such thing as "reverse racism", it's just racism.  The very term "reverse racism" is racist in its implication that only Caucasians are capable of being racists.

/ no one gets that
 
2013-06-19 11:12:30 PM  
By the way, this guy chucked the spear a few blocks from where I live.  Guys like him make up most of the male population of pedestrians you see in this area.  There's a creek, small hidden parks, abandoned buildings, smoke shops, liquor stores, a sex boutique and crappy fast food joints all along the area he was spearchucking.

/ I am armed every time i go out, and I also look like one of them, beard and all, to blend in.
 
2013-06-19 11:26:12 PM  
FTFA: "The spear was booked as evidence."

Dammit.  And I was hoping that CrazyCurt could run out there and grab himself up new a throwin' stick.  Oh well.  In any case, that is fine investigative reporting from the Sacramento news crew.  No way the Pulitzer people can ignore you now, guys!
 
2013-06-20 12:35:05 AM  
Can't tell if loincloth.
 
2013-06-20 12:57:06 AM  
WTF....does he have a load of jiz in his mouth?
 
2013-06-20 01:35:06 AM  
 Came for a Photoshop of perp with bone in hair or nose..Leaving unsatisfied..
 
2013-06-20 01:44:37 AM  
I gotta say, I was honestly expecting something more like this:

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2013-06-20 04:17:54 AM  
AAAaaand we've got a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot image.
 
2013-06-20 05:23:50 AM  

uncleacid: Impalas can be tasty.


Well if my car has that name, I know it be ASKING for it.
 
2013-06-20 06:15:16 AM  

macadamnut: Boris S. Wort: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

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*shakes tiny spear*

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2013-06-20 06:25:44 AM  
I was thinking a few more teeth?
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2013-06-20 08:00:30 AM  

minnkat: [img.fark.net image 689x314]


The resemblance is uncanny
 
2013-06-20 09:16:07 AM  

johnnygew: I was thinking a few more teeth?
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Tyra Banks?
 
2013-06-20 01:06:45 PM  
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He must have thought it was some strange rhino with round legs.

/God, he must be crazy or something.
 
2013-06-20 03:48:38 PM  
What they are leaving out in TFA is that the "spear" (whatever it was) weighed 40 pounds.
 
2013-06-20 08:18:16 PM  

some_beer_drinker: specialkae: easy

no shiat...took long enough


Went to bed early and missed your post.  And no, no, I am not :) Ask my other half, he'll tell you I'm the most difficult woman on the planet to get into bed.  Hell, it took him 18 years and he's far better looking then I am.  Now, you are favorited, sir :) thanks for the post thread giggle.
 
2013-06-21 12:46:19 AM  

tuna fingers: Hey asshole, if you are going to post Alley Oop frames at least have the decency to post the big breasted chicks.


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/hubba hubba
 
2013-06-21 05:00:53 AM  

specialkae: some_beer_drinker: specialkae: easy

no shiat...took long enough

Went to bed early and missed your post.  And no, no, I am not :) Ask my other half, he'll tell you I'm the most difficult woman on the planet to get into bed.  Hell, it took him 18 years and he's far better looking then I am.  Now, you are favorited, sir :) thanks for the post thread giggle.


18 years? Good Lord! That is very rare these days. Very romantic! I'd like to ask you some questions that are none of my farking business, but if you will humor me.....
1) Were you each other's firsts?
2) Are you each other's lasts (so far)?
/Good for you both either way. It takes a very deep level of commitment and self control to pull something like that off.
 
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