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(CBS Sacramento)   Man who threw spear at passing car looks exactly the way you think he does. With mugshot goodness   (sacramento.cbslocal.com) divider line 92
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2013-06-19 03:01:20 PM
There's also a story about a guy who threw an axe thru a car window. is this world turning into D&D?
 
2013-06-19 03:17:17 PM
Bigfoot captured in Northern California!
 
2013-06-19 03:34:31 PM
farking white spearchuckers....
 
2013-06-19 03:42:17 PM
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2013-06-19 03:48:59 PM
Jones was located by police and arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

It's possible to assault a fender to death?? I bet this was the car:

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2013-06-19 03:49:37 PM
Oh, and THANKS REAGAN!
 
2013-06-19 03:59:15 PM
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2013-06-19 04:10:41 PM

Arthur Jumbles: farking white spearchuckers....


We're taking it back.
 
2013-06-19 04:52:24 PM
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"WHAT YEAR IS IT?!"
 
2013-06-19 04:54:10 PM
I was expecting a "M*A*S*H" character.
 
2013-06-19 05:10:50 PM
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2013-06-19 05:34:26 PM
Well I for one will not be taking part in this thread, and everyone here should be ashamed of themselves.  Reverse racism is NOT a laughing matter.

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2013-06-19 05:36:46 PM
Do we know what kind of vehicle he hit?  An SUV could feed your tribe for months if you preserved it well but a Prius wouldn't last very long.
 
2013-06-19 05:52:57 PM
BAD KILL THAT NO FEED FAMILY IT TOO CRUNCHY
 
2013-06-19 06:01:34 PM
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I'd hit it.
 
2013-06-19 06:07:39 PM

Godscrack: [img.fark.net image 300x226]

I'd hit it.


If whatever is in his mouth is what I think it is, someone already did.
 
2013-06-19 06:12:49 PM
Older than I thought he would be
 
2013-06-19 06:14:09 PM
If he threw it, doesn't that make it a javelin?
 
2013-06-19 06:20:45 PM
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2013-06-19 06:26:59 PM
Clearly the driver of the vehicle angered Mr Jones by refusing to switch to GEICO
 
2013-06-19 06:45:02 PM

Godscrack: [img.fark.net image 531x800]


Quick and nicely done.
 
2013-06-19 06:51:51 PM

PainInTheASP: Reverse racism is NOT a laughing matter.


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Double reverse racism.  It's for the birds!
 
2013-06-19 06:54:24 PM

God-is-a-Taco: If he threw it, doesn't that make it a javelin?


Glock.
 
2013-06-19 06:55:25 PM
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-06-19 06:56:24 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: BAD KILL THAT NO FEED FAMILY IT TOO CRUNCHY


Oh fark. I don't know if I can handle another caveman thread. I ran out of booze.
 
2013-06-19 06:56:37 PM
Damn, Nick Nolte's on one hell of a downhill slide.
 
2013-06-19 06:57:33 PM
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2013-06-19 06:57:44 PM

"SACRAMENTO (CBS13) - A man was arrested Tuesday night for spearing a passing vehicle. Jeffrey Jones, 56, was standing in the road ..."


It is Spearchucker Jones!!!

 
2013-06-19 06:58:14 PM

dj_bigbird: There's also a story about a guy who threw an axe thru a car window. is this world turning into D&D?


It will once I learn how to cast a Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt , Lightning Bolt spell.
 
2013-06-19 06:59:08 PM
I closed my eyes, and thought about how he would look.  I clicked, and opened my eyes and laughed my ass off.  Not even close to what I was thinking, but so much better.
 
2013-06-19 06:59:08 PM
not what I expected
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2013-06-19 06:59:35 PM
Impalas can be tasty.
 
2013-06-19 07:00:39 PM
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"I'm now accused of doing what?!"
 
2013-06-19 07:00:57 PM
How the hell do you skin a car?
 
2013-06-19 07:01:05 PM
Did it go SMASH, SMASH...SUH-MASH?
 
2013-06-19 07:01:12 PM
Honestly, this was the first thing that came to mind.

library.uncg.edu
 
2013-06-19 07:01:32 PM

Ponzholio: [img.fark.net image 240x320]


Damn it....I was too slow. Well done.
 
2013-06-19 07:03:17 PM
I was expecting Dr. Shakalu from Grandma's Boy.
 
2013-06-19 07:05:54 PM
Did he use his Capital One card for bail?
 
2013-06-19 07:06:10 PM
Three hots and a cot for the price of a spear?  I'd say he won this one.
 
2013-06-19 07:08:10 PM
As long as he uses every piece of the car, I don't have a problem with this.
 
2013-06-19 07:16:44 PM
IMPRESSED!

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2013-06-19 07:17:33 PM
Uh oh!
 
2013-06-19 07:18:25 PM
Encino man part 2!
 
2013-06-19 07:22:05 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: PacManDreaming: dj_bigbird: There's also a story about a guy who threw an axe thru a car window. is this world turning into D&D?

It will once I learn how to cast a Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt , Lightning Bolt spell.

i just want one single functional wish/alter reality spell


Looks like we've already got a portable hole.
 
2013-06-19 07:23:07 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and throws a spear at a hulking roaring metal beast front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than a full aquittal. Thank you.
 
2013-06-19 07:26:47 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: UNC_Samurai: HindiDiscoMonster: PacManDreaming: dj_bigbird: There's also a story about a guy who threw an axe thru a car window. is this world turning into D&D?

It will once I learn how to cast a Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt , Lightning Bolt spell.

i just want one single functional wish/alter reality spell

Looks like we've already got a portable hole.

add a portable fortress and i would be happy


That's NOT what they meant by "Leomund's Tiny Hut".
 
2013-06-19 07:32:55 PM
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2013-06-19 07:48:39 PM

Boris S. Wort: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


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*shakes tiny spear*
 
2013-06-19 07:54:54 PM
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I willllll remember youuuuuuu....
 
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