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(Uproxx)   A Milford, CT man has successfully used Kickstarter to fund publish a "how to get girls" book. A sample excerpt: "Don't ask for permission, GRAB HER HAND, and put it right on your d*%k." Well okay then   (uproxx.com) divider line 12
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-19 05:25:40 PM  
5 votes:
First step, ask her out and treat her like a lady.
Second step, tell her she's the one you're dreaming of.
Third step, make her grab your dick and lever let it go.
Don't you know step by step, step by step, you'll win her love.
2013-06-19 05:14:19 PM  
3 votes:
You can always tell a Milford man.
2013-06-19 05:15:21 PM  
2 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com

Ahahahahaha, that's a good one! Funniest part of the whole article!
2013-06-20 12:53:43 AM  
1 votes:
I know when I want dating advice, I go to FARK.
2013-06-19 07:16:40 PM  
1 votes:

AnotherBluesStringer: You can always tell a Milford man.


If this Milford man follows his own advice, he's going to have to move to Sudden Valley.
2013-06-19 06:45:37 PM  
1 votes:
Some broads like that.

But really, in the absence of cash or some other type of power, the rules remain:

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2013-06-19 06:05:21 PM  
1 votes:
Bill Clinton ghostwriting this?
2013-06-19 06:03:59 PM  
1 votes:
Um, you put anything in my hand that I don't want there and you might not be getting it back.

/it's all in the wrist
2013-06-19 05:55:46 PM  
1 votes:
Women aren't looking for men that treat them like a "human being with goals and aspirations and interests and desires" at least not for potential mating prospects. They look for those guys after the guy she's sleeping with just punched her lights out or got arrested for the 87th time, and even then, it's only to have someone non threatening to talk to until her boyfriend gets out of lockup or sobers up after hitting her.

 Are there women out there looking for a guy that will treat them well? Yes, but they're all married or engaged already.
2013-06-19 05:55:25 PM  
1 votes:
Well that's wonderful ... if you're into hump n dump casual sex. I'd much prefer a meaningful relationship with one person who is right for me when the time is right.
2013-06-19 05:33:15 PM  
1 votes:

spman: [cdn.uproxx.com image 479x211]

Ahahahahaha, that's a good one! Funniest part of the whole article!


No, it's good advice.

Pretend a woman is a human being with goals and aspirations and interests and desires until you fark her. Then get back to treating her like a woman.
2013-06-19 05:06:16 PM  
1 votes:
When Dullards Attempt Satire: Extreme Brosephine Edition
 
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