Shaggydum80: My cat is kind of an asshole so she'd probably say something like "Hey, F*ckface! Stop trying to do anything else and pay attention to me until I get bored and try to bite you!"
Jerkwater: Dog: OH WOW! YOU'RE HOME!! I MISSED YOU!! WOW!! WOW!! WOW!! THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!Cat: I would kill you if I were bigger.
msupf: You're right, they do smell like fritos.[imageshack.us image 800x600]
"My name is Ryder. I destroy worlds."
oldfarthenry: In his "younger" years:[img.fark.net image 320x238]He just got diagnosed with Lupus this week.I burst into tears during my "if it comes down to it, we're not going to let him suffer" speech with the kids. Embarrassing.Hopefully we can control it with meds.
busy chillin': "hey!" "hey!""hey!" "hey!"
DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Dog #2: (another damage stray): "What did I do wrong? You're going to beat me, aren't you?"
Anastacya: msupf: You're right, they do smell like fritos.[imageshack.us image 800x600]I am so glad that I am not the only one who has thought of frito paw. I thought I was nuts until I googled it. My basset smells like corn chips for about a week and then it is time for a bath.
Blues_X: [photos.imageevent.com image 720x540]"Swimming is awesome."
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