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2013-06-19 02:21:52 PM  
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This one, BaldR was saying: "Please make the 90 pound puppy stop jumping on me?! I'm too old for this sh*t!"
 
2013-06-19 02:23:27 PM  
Crap. I wouldn't have used real dog names if I knew this was going green...

:/
 
2013-06-19 02:24:43 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: DonWrite: "uh.. no. I am pretty sure this is my half of the bed."

Ug. I hate that one! I even have an old comforter folder in half length wise just for them... but Nooooo, Rams wants Mommy's side, even when Mommy is already on her side.


Yeah. And I'm 6'5" and my wife is like 5'4, so the cat could just sleep on the other side of the bed with no problems... jerk.
 
2013-06-19 02:24:46 PM  
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2013-06-19 02:25:16 PM  
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Come get this stick. NO I AM NOT GETTING OUT OF THE WATER.   You come in.

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Sup.  Yeah, I know I'm a good dog.

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Throw it again.  Throw it in the pool again.
 
2013-06-19 02:28:00 PM  
My cats wouldn't say a damn thing.  Because they don't need to.
 
2013-06-19 02:28:04 PM  
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"I had to pee THREE HOURS AGO, asshole!!"
 
2013-06-19 02:28:22 PM  
In unison: "OMFG! There's kids! Getting off the school bus! Are they coming to play with us?!"

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2013-06-19 02:35:09 PM  
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I KEEP THESE NOSEFOODS FOR A REASON! STOP TAKING THEM!
 
2013-06-19 02:37:26 PM  
Bossy/Clingy cat: "You went to work yesterday. And the day before. You can't leave today."
Chill cat: "Get more crunchy food while you're out."
 
2013-06-19 02:39:13 PM  
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Next time get your own beer, douche.
 
2013-06-19 02:40:23 PM  

msupf: I'm happy you rescued me
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Thread over. Cutest dog pic of the day!

Kinda reminds me of...

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2013-06-19 02:40:31 PM  
"Put some goddamn clothes on, you freak!"
 
2013-06-19 02:41:03 PM  
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"I love beer....beery beer beer....down it goes....down into my belly."
 
2013-06-19 02:41:42 PM  
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2013-06-19 02:42:45 PM  
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2013-06-19 02:43:57 PM  
You're right, they do smell like fritos.
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2013-06-19 02:44:43 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: msupf: I'm happy you rescued me
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Thread over. Cutest dog pic of the day!

Kinda reminds me of...

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I could go sappier/cuter
 
2013-06-19 02:44:50 PM  
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"I'd very much like some of whatever it is that you are eating."
 
2013-06-19 02:45:35 PM  

Blues_X: [img.fark.net image 850x633]
"I'd very much like some of whatever it is that you are eating."


love that pic
 
2013-06-19 02:46:08 PM  
www.dudelol.com
 
2013-06-19 02:46:37 PM  

msupf: Mitch Taylor's Bro: msupf: I'm happy you rescued me
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Thread over. Cutest dog pic of the day!

Kinda reminds me of...

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I could go sappier/cuter


Nah, save it for the next Caturday thread.
 
2013-06-19 02:49:51 PM  
Rub my belly, rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  rub my belly,  COOKIE!
 
2013-06-19 02:51:43 PM  
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WHAR BACON?????
 
2013-06-19 02:51:47 PM  

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Next time get your own beer, douche.


lulz
 
2013-06-19 02:54:52 PM  
My cats would still just randomly "meow" just to frustrate me.
 
2013-06-19 02:55:19 PM  
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A NEW SOFA, FOR ME TO CHEW ON?!
 
2013-06-19 02:56:05 PM  
Why, hello there! I was thinking it was maybe possibly time for you to go to that magical door and get me some tasty food out. Perhaps some carrots this time around, yes?
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2013-06-19 02:56:15 PM  
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"Get your own cave!"
 
2013-06-19 02:59:32 PM  

James!: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]
I KEEP THESE NOSEFOODS FOR A REASON! STOP TAKING THEM!


Yes!  Exactly!
 
2013-06-19 03:00:23 PM  
What you thinking about?

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Nothing much.  Dog stuff.
 
2013-06-19 03:01:24 PM  
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If you don't throw this I might die.

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If we don't go for a walk soon I might die.

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Grab the other end.  Grab on.  I dare you.
 
2013-06-19 03:02:09 PM  
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"Swimming is awesome."
 
2013-06-19 03:07:50 PM  
"Sigh, this is the life... I'm soooo happy! :)"
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"What the f*ck did you just say to me?!"
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2013-06-19 03:10:31 PM  
The pale white biped...needs to shave his balls.
 
2013-06-19 03:12:06 PM  
http://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk

Best Cat youtube clip ever.
 
2013-06-19 03:13:46 PM  
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2013-06-19 03:16:34 PM  
When he was little:
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"Whatever you find, I didn't have anything to do with it."

Now:
"LETMEOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUT there's a bird! *point* *pause* Why didn't you shoot it?! You had one job!"
 
2013-06-19 03:18:13 PM  

costermonger: When he was little:
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"Whatever you find, I didn't have anything to do with it."

Now:
"LETMEOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUT there's a bird! *point* *pause* Why didn't you shoot it?! You had one job!"


HA!  My dog gives me a dirty look if I miss a pheasant.
 
2013-06-19 03:19:26 PM  
"Put some clothes on! Geez!"
 
2013-06-19 03:21:12 PM  

myschief: HA!  My dog gives me a dirty look if I miss a pheasant.


Yeah, there's no exaggeration with the "you had one job" bit. There's a distinctly incredulous and fed-up look that he throws.
 
2013-06-19 03:23:47 PM  
"Pride leader, you are the alpha and omega of my life. I offer you this kitty blunt and pee as a representation of my servitude. Ack. Thb."
 
2013-06-19 03:28:46 PM  
"Is this my new forever home? Awesome! Thank you! *slurp*"
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2013-06-19 03:31:06 PM  
If you don't want me to bite your swinging balls, put on a pair of pants.
 
2013-06-19 03:33:11 PM  

myschief: http://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk

Best Cat youtube clip ever.


Heh!
 
2013-06-19 03:35:25 PM  
I can haz cheesburger?

/23 lb Maine Coon named, "Turtle."
//Best. Cat. Ever!
///She thinks she's still a tiny kitten.
 
2013-06-19 03:53:13 PM  

msupf: This one could use a caption:
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or "Wadda you mean no treat",
"Ready to go the vet? ~ Noooooo"
 
2013-06-19 03:57:49 PM  
What the hell is that thing?

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2013-06-19 03:57:59 PM  
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2013-06-19 03:59:47 PM  
"Feed me cat poop."

(he's a good dog, otherwise)
 
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