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(Denver Channel)   "I'm trying to dry off my car, eh" is probably not the best answer to why you were doing 112mph   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 3
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2013-06-19 08:30:40 PM
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change1211: DeadGeek: change1211: DeadGeek: change1211: DeadGeek: Meh, get one of these:

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Cop hit me with laser at 105mph, successfully shifted and he didn't even try to come after me.

I've got to say that you're coming off as a huge prick with a small prick and sooner or later you'll get caught. Radar isn't the only way to catch someone speeding.

Correct, but Radar is much easier to detect than laser. When they try to nail you with radar, you have a much larger window of opportunity to slow down to the speed limit. With laser, if you have a shifter, their display comes up blank.

My favourite is police aircraft, I watch shmucks get nailed by them all the time and have even helped them find a speeder a few times.

Sooner or later your bad choices will catch up to you.

Good point, the trick there is to know the laws of the state you're driving in. In many states, they still have to use radar as the tool to measure speed. If your radar detector goes off, keep to the speed limit until the signal has abated for at least 5 minutes.

/My friend got nailed this way coming down a mountain pass. His detector kept going off, but he didn't see any place for the cops to be hiding so didn't slow down. They nabbed him at the bottom.

They use lines evenly spaced around here for the airplanes and the helicopters can measure speed pretty accurately.


Whoa, now, those are there to help drivers calibrate their odometers! They even have signs from AMA identifying them as such!
2013-06-19 06:32:20 PM
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I Like Shiny Things: DeadGeek: Meh, get one of these:

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Cop hit me with laser at 105mph, successfully shifted and he didn't even try to come after me.

You are farking cool.

I bet everyone wants to have sex with you because of your awesome driving skills.


Yeah, not talking about driving skills, just the effectiveness of my laser jammer.

/Good luck picking up chicks in your Prius :P
2013-06-19 06:26:45 PM
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DeadGeek: Meh, get one of these:

[www.escortradar.com image 300x265]
Cop hit me with laser at 105mph, successfully shifted and he didn't even try to come after me.


You are farking cool.

I bet everyone wants to have sex with you because of your awesome driving skills.
 
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