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(Kansas City)   Paraplegic castrated. What a dick move   (kansascity.com) divider line 51
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2013-06-19 01:23:29 PM
FTFA: "The victim, Bonilla and the woman were all apparently friends."

Were friends is right.


Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/19/4301376/police-paraplegic-castra t ed-at.html#storylink=cp
 
2013-06-19 01:24:04 PM

naughtyrev: FTFA: "The victim, Bonilla and the woman were all apparently friends."

Were friends is right.


Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/19/4301376/police-paraplegic-castra t ed-at.html#storylink=cp


Gah, teach me not to preview my comment.
 
2013-06-19 01:29:46 PM
That took balls
 
2013-06-19 02:25:50 PM

naughtyrev: FTFA: "The victim, Bonilla and the woman were all apparently friends."

Were friends is right.


Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/19/4301376/police-paraplegic-castra t ed-at.html#storylink=cp


So this happened twice to people who all had the same name as the other people? Weird.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-06-19 02:39:05 PM
Q: What do you call a paraplegic with no junk?

A: Anything you want, he's till not going to come.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-06-19 02:40:08 PM
I'm normally in agreement with the statement that "an eye for an eye makes the entire world blind", but would ilke to see an exception made in this case.
 
2013-06-19 02:47:10 PM
You new name is Reek
 
2013-06-19 03:20:21 PM
Walker says Bonilla was apparently trying to settle that dispute.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/19/4301376/police-paraplegic-castra t ed-at.html#storylink=cpy
That's right, I did.
 
2013-06-19 03:39:51 PM
Apparently, the headline isn't the whole story. We can read more about the incident here:  http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/19/4301376/police-paraplegic-castra t ed-at.html
 
2013-06-19 03:57:35 PM

justtray


You new name is Reek


Theon Greysad
 
2013-06-19 03:58:16 PM
There was no need to get so teste.
 
2013-06-19 03:59:22 PM

justtray: You new name is Reek


That part confused me, since the book had a character named Reek that was apparently written off.
 
2013-06-19 03:59:31 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 03:59:42 PM
Guess it's now the dick on the litter.......
 
2013-06-19 04:00:10 PM
This is so crazy. I would like to read more about this.
 
2013-06-19 04:00:23 PM
Hey, can somebody post a link so I can read more about this?
 
2013-06-19 04:07:21 PM

show me: naughtyrev: FTFA: "The victim, Bonilla and the woman were all apparently friends."

Were friends is right.

So this happened twice to people who all had the same name as the other people? Weird.


That's Tynt's doing.  Block tcr.tynt.com from any scripting (via NoScript, hosts file entries, or however else you prefer) and that'll cut that out.

Extension for blocking it via Chrome

Some more info on blocking Tynt
 
2013-06-19 04:08:53 PM

Genju: justtray: You new name is Reek

That part confused me, since the book had a character named Reek that was apparently written off.


Not sure if derping or just didn't read the book.
 
2013-06-19 04:09:24 PM

justtray: You new name is Reek


It's Theon Greyjoy!
 
2013-06-19 04:16:39 PM

ZeroTheHero: justtray: You new name is Reek

It's Theon Greyjoy!


*PUNCH*
 
2013-06-19 04:18:02 PM
This man has no dick!
 
2013-06-19 04:20:20 PM
Someone plagiarized your headline in the comments section, subby. Unless that is subby, in which case, carry on.
 
2013-06-19 04:20:53 PM
Garp.
 
2013-06-19 04:23:31 PM
Triplegic???
 
2013-06-19 04:25:44 PM

jbc: Q: What do you call a paraplegic with no junk?

A: Anything you want, he's till not going to come.


Bastard! Made me snort.
 
2013-06-19 04:25:50 PM
With friends like that who needs enemas?
 
2013-06-19 04:26:25 PM

I want your skull: Someone plagiarized your headline in the comments section, subby. Unless that is subby, in which case, carry on.


or subby plagiarized the comments section
 
2013-06-19 04:27:57 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-06-19 04:28:16 PM
heh- heh -heh Hey honey one leg's a little shorter than the other tw . . .
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
.  .  .  okay a LOT shorter than the other two
 
2013-06-19 04:32:00 PM
Wow, castrate the guy in the middle of an argument? Man that takes balls.
 
2013-06-19 04:32:25 PM
It's not like he needed them anyway.
 
2013-06-19 04:32:25 PM
That was a eunuch story.
 
2013-06-19 04:33:35 PM

reillan: I want your skull: Someone plagiarized your headline in the comments section, subby. Unless that is subby, in which case, carry on.

or subby plagiarized the comments section


The comment was 20 minutes ago, so unless subby has a time machine, no.
 
2013-06-19 04:33:45 PM
If castration was the removal of the penis and testicles, then "what a dick remove" would be funny. But it doesn't, so it isn't.
 
2013-06-19 04:35:47 PM
More like a dick REmove, amirite?
 
2013-06-19 04:36:23 PM

ukexpat: If castration was the removal of the penis and testicles, then "what a dick remove" would be funny. But it doesn't, so it isn't.


You bum
 
2013-06-19 04:36:48 PM

ph0rk: Genju: justtray: You new name is Reek

That part confused me, since the book had a character named Reek that was apparently written off.

Not sure if derping or just didn't read the book.


Read the books awhile ago, but wasn't the book-Reek that showed up at Winterfell when Theon was holding it actually Ramsey in disguise?
 
2013-06-19 04:37:08 PM

naughtyrev: FTFA: "The victim, Bonilla and the woman were all apparently friends."

Were friends is right.


Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/19/4301376/police-paraplegic-castra t ed-at.html#storylink=cp


Walker: Walker says Bonilla was apparently trying to settle that dispute.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/19/4301376/police-paraplegic-castra t ed-at.html#storylink=cpy
That's right, I did.


The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Apparently, the headline isn't the whole story. We can read more about the incident here:  http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/19/4301376/police-paraplegic-castra t ed-at.html


Hey, guys, read full story here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/19/4301376/police-paraplegic-castra t ed-at.html
 
2013-06-19 04:40:58 PM

LewDux: Hey, guys, read full story here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/19/4301376/police-paraplegic-castra t ed-at.html


You know, I wish that sites like Fark would detect the obvious cases of URLs not matching the target of the link.  It would be rather easy to check whether the text of the link looks like a URL and prevent it if it didn't match the target.  There would be ways to get around it, but at least it could be discouraged this way.
 
2013-06-19 04:41:21 PM
the victims name is robert...but everybody in the center just called him bob
 
2013-06-19 04:42:46 PM
unimpressed
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also unimpressed
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and of course
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 04:53:26 PM

jbc: Q: What do you call a paraplegic with no junk?

A: Anything you want, he's till not going to come.


I would suggest you stock up on keyboards, you owe me two for that one.
 
2013-06-19 04:53:58 PM
Does a paraplegic feel pain in the paralyzed places?  Hang on, I should probably Google that.  Apparently so.  Not what I would have guessed, but I'm no anatomy talking person.
 
2013-06-19 05:14:08 PM

jbc: Q: What do you call a paraplegic with no junk?

A: Anything you want, he's till not going to come.


Snap!
 
2013-06-19 05:27:33 PM

justtray: You new name is Reek


It rhymes with sneak?
 
2013-06-19 05:33:54 PM

sex0r: ph0rk: Genju: justtray: You new name is Reek

That part confused me, since the book had a character named Reek that was apparently written off.

Not sure if derping or just didn't read the book.

Read the books awhile ago, but wasn't the book-Reek that showed up at Winterfell when Theon was holding it actually Ramsey in disguise?


Yes. Reek asks Theon to give him some money and he goes and raises an army for Theon's defense of Winterfell. However, when Reek returns with the Flayed Men, he argues with Theon about a woman he can have and they sack the city for themselves.
 
2013-06-19 06:57:22 PM
As a "disabled" person I have no problem with a death penalty for the perpetuater of this crime if found guilty to USA standards.
 
2013-06-19 08:57:19 PM
Meh, paraplegic. So I guess it's a eugenic eunuch.
 
2013-06-20 12:04:12 AM
Did the paraplegic's chair have wooden slats like a certain farker?
 
2013-06-20 06:18:50 AM
Well, is the dispute settled or not?
 
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