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(Opposing Views)   Here's the deal, son: I want you to spend 60 days in jail and really think about the two people you just killed   (opposingviews.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, head-on collision, Kansas State University, drunk drivers, Bosch, minimum sentence, jail  
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9930 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jun 2013 at 1:36 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-19 03:46:52 PM  
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bbfreak: Lets try this again.

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Does not approve.


Is she going to tell us how to open the Vault on Pandora?
2013-06-19 02:54:52 PM  
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Marcus Aurelius: meanmutton: A (criminal defense)  lawyer friend of mine once said that if you're going to murder someone, run them over with your car and then quickly down a pint of vodka, be sure to be the one to call the cops, and be performing CPR on them when the cops get there.

In Texas you just shoot them and then plant your wallet on the body.


In Florida you can just "stand your ground" against that pedestrian crossing the street where you're trying to drive.
2013-06-19 02:42:26 PM  
1 vote:

meanmutton: A (criminal defense)  lawyer friend of mine once said that if you're going to murder someone, run them over with your car and then quickly down a pint of vodka, be sure to be the one to call the cops, and be performing CPR on them when the cops get there.


In Texas you just shoot them and then plant your wallet on the body.
2013-06-19 02:02:01 PM  
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On the one hand, it's kind of nice to see the system actually trying to rehabilitate someone.  On the other hand, all drunk drivers should be shot in the head and thrown to the pigs.

Not sure how to feel about this one.
2013-06-19 01:38:15 PM  
1 vote:
Is he a Kennedy or something?
 
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