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(Opposing Views)   Here's the deal, son: I want you to spend 60 days in jail and really think about the two people you just killed   (opposingviews.com) divider line 76
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2013-06-19 01:38:15 PM  
Is he a Kennedy or something?
 
2013-06-19 01:39:19 PM  
WTF?
 
2013-06-19 01:39:36 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Is he a Kennedy or something?


Or maybe a Bush?
 
2013-06-19 01:40:00 PM  
60 whole days. Wow.

How about this, chop off one of his hands and tell him if he's ever caught drinking and driving, he loses the other one.
 
2013-06-19 01:40:33 PM  
FTA: "Bosch sentenced Theurer on Monday to 60 days in jail. Prosecutor Barry Wilkerson said the conviction typically carries the presumptive sentence of about 3 to 4 years. Wilkerson filed notice Tuesday that he will be persuing more jail time for Theurer."

I know OV is pretty much worthless, but how stupid are you to publish something as a purported news source without even spell checking it. FFS my web browser threw the squiggly line under that and I'm posting on Fark.
 
2013-06-19 01:41:11 PM  
Well, sometimes these guys get off with NO jail.
 
2013-06-19 01:41:17 PM  
FTA: "Bosch said he knew the sentence would be unpopular, but he hoped it would lead Theurer to give up alcohol altogether. "

This is what happens when you classify a failure in personal responsibility as a disease.
 
2013-06-19 01:41:58 PM  
Curious what the connection this corrupt judge has with the killer that he gets such special treatment.
 
2013-06-19 01:43:36 PM  
Um...  yeah...

Normally I'm all for shorter sentences; combined with actual work at reforming people, it's just plain cheaper.

But 60 days for killing 2 people?  I could only see that if it's only the start of punishment/reform - mandatory alcohol counseling, years of community service, etc...
 
2013-06-19 01:44:54 PM  
A grad student?  I wonder what kind of connections daddy has.  Yep, totally atypical.
 
2013-06-19 01:48:55 PM  
FTFA:  ...because he believes the incident was atypical.

What a bunch of sh*t.

You know what is atypical?  Dying at age 31.
 
2013-06-19 01:49:13 PM  
In fairness, at least this one got jailtime. The blond girl in Austin, however, was a travesty of justice. Left the girl to die on the side of the road while she went home and "slept it off" => innocent.
 
2013-06-19 01:52:21 PM  
Maybe he's related to Dave Theurer.  That Missile Command money can go a long way.
 
2013-06-19 01:53:10 PM  
don't worry, the guy in the cell next to him for having a half ounce of weed will tell him how the system works inside - that guy's been there for the past 8 months so he knows
 
2013-06-19 01:53:36 PM  
A (criminal defense)  lawyer friend of mine once said that if you're going to murder someone, run them over with your car and then quickly down a pint of vodka, be sure to be the one to call the cops, and be performing CPR on them when the cops get there.
 
2013-06-19 01:54:18 PM  

meanmutton: A (criminal defense)  lawyer friend of mine once said that if you're going to murder someone, run them over with your car and then quickly down a pint of vodka, be sure to be the one to call the cops, and be performing CPR on them when the cops get there.


He did make sure to point out that he was joking and was 100% not serious, so don't try this at home, folks.
 
2013-06-19 01:54:28 PM  

labman: 60 whole days. Wow.

How about this, chop off one of his hands and tell him if he's ever caught drinking and driving, he loses the other one.


Move to Saudi Arabia where they do that sort of thing.
 
2013-06-19 01:55:25 PM  

labman: 60 whole days. Wow.

How about this, chop off one of his hands and tell him if he's ever caught drinking and driving, he loses the other one.


Move to Saudi Arabia.

If he had crossed over the center line while sober you'd be saying what a tragedy it must be for this young man to have to live with knowing he killed 2 people.

What the linked article fails to mention is that this was a plea bargain.  It also fails to mention that it occurred in a construction zone which caused opposing lanes of traffic to be right next to each other.  And what of his 3 passengers? Should they not bear some responsibility too?

And of course, his sentence is not just 60 days.  There's more to it than that.

/just playing devil's advocate.
 
2013-06-19 01:56:49 PM  
I actually drive that road to and from work everyday. When the accident happened they were doing (and still are) road construction, taking a divided four lane down to a two lane. And the two lane at the time they were using was the southbound lane. Those two lanes were divided with little orange cones, not the best marker IMHO. I could see how someone with a little impairment (tired/alcohol/crack/road head)  could think they were driving in the left hand southbound lane when in fact they were in the northbound lane. Maybe thats what made it atypical.

Still think he should get locked up for a lot longer.

Also he was a vet student. I think they were celebrating the graduation of a couple of other vet students.
 
2013-06-19 01:57:25 PM  

meanmutton: meanmutton: A (criminal defense)  lawyer friend of mine once said that if you're going to murder someone, run them over with your car and then quickly down a pint of vodka, be sure to be the one to call the cops, and be performing CPR on them when the cops get there.

He did make sure to point out that he was joking and was 100% not serious, so don't try this at home, folks.


Damnit!!! I was getting a rental car and vodka!
 
2013-06-19 01:58:16 PM  

Firethorn: Um...  yeah...

Normally I'm all for shorter sentences; combined with actual work at reforming people, it's just plain cheaper.

But 60 days for killing 2 people?  I could only see that if it's only the start of punishment/reform - mandatory alcohol counseling, years of community service, etc...


TFA says that is just the beginning. He has to spend the 60 days in jail coming up with a program to help prevent DUI deaths. Then after 60 days in jail he's released to house arrest. While on house arrest he must perform the program 36 times.

\not saying I agree with it, just saying it is just the beginning
 
2013-06-19 01:58:53 PM  
60 days, years or decades?

DAYS?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

I am against the draconian DUI laws in these here United States, but this should just be a double murder, just as sure as he loaded a gun and fired...
 
2013-06-19 01:59:17 PM  
Figured it was a vehicular homicide, read article, confirmed.

Hey, know what justice is? Track down his family, then get drunk one night and run them all over. Bonus points for small innocent children. After all, it's not like it's a serious crime you can go to jail for, right?
 
2013-06-19 01:59:36 PM  

meanmutton: A (criminal defense)  lawyer friend of mine once said that if you're going to murder someone, run them over with your car and then quickly down a pint of vodka, be sure to be the one to call the cops, and be performing CPR on them when the cops get there.


Because when they look like this
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Pushing on the mush of their thoracic cavity is gonna help.

/being snarky in response to your snark.
 
2013-06-19 02:00:35 PM  
On the one hand, grad student. Theoretically amoung our best and the brightest. So trashing that future due to a reckless moment (I didn't see anything about this being a pattern behavior), irregardless of the damage all ready done is heaping harm on top of harm for society. And yesm the loss of two parents is a great amount of harm.

On the other hand, he was a drunken asshole who was well and truly blitzed.

If I was making the sentence (and the rules in general, I know I am breaking at least two big rules on sentencing here), I'd pull in his academic adviser and ask what the *minimum* amount of time it should take him to finish his degree is. Sentence him to house arrest for that period (with allowance to go to classes and graduate work), and put him on monitored work probation for the next ten years after with the condition that he must be continually employed in a position making at least 40% of median for his profession and remitting at least 30% of his wages to pay any resulting civil liability findings. If he's out of work involuntarily or under amount for more then 60 days, to jail. If he doesn't finish his degree on time, to jail. If he get in trouble again, for anything, to jail.

make it so he still has a future, even if it is basically at gun point, so he can provide the children of the people he negligently killed with one.
 
2013-06-19 02:02:01 PM  
On the one hand, it's kind of nice to see the system actually trying to rehabilitate someone.  On the other hand, all drunk drivers should be shot in the head and thrown to the pigs.

Not sure how to feel about this one.
 
2013-06-19 02:03:45 PM  
Bosch said he knew the sentence would be unpopular, but he hoped it would lead Theurer to give up alcohol altogether.

Translation: the family has money/connections.
 
2013-06-19 02:03:57 PM  

gfid: labman: 60 whole days. Wow.
Move to Saudi Arabia.

If he had crossed over the center line while sober you'd be saying what a tragedy it must be for this young man to have to live with knowing he killed 2 people.


So you're saying he accidentally fell into his truck and just had to keep driving even though he was drunk?  Or he made a  choice to do so?

Crossing the center line by mistake while sober may or may not be a tragedy on your hands.  Anything that happens once you decide to drive plastered out of your tree is, however.
 
2013-06-19 02:09:13 PM  

SheltemDragon: On the one hand, grad student. Theoretically amoung our best and the brightest. So trashing that future due to a reckless moment (I didn't see anything about this being a pattern behavior), irregardless of the damage all ready done is heaping harm on top of harm for society. And yesm the loss of two parents is a great amount of harm.


On still another hand, "irregardless" isn't a word, and murderers shouldn't walk free.  It find the idea of letting someone who is at fault in someone else's death in this way out at all to be disgusting.  If you accidentally kill someone in a way that is wholly due to your decision to break the law, it should always mean decades in jail (to me).  He chose to drive drunk.  He gambled on these people's lives, and they lost.  There's no reason he shouldn't lose, too.

Yes I'm being snarky about the 'irregardless' thing, and I know that's not a big deal.  I'm more bothered by the idea that someone should get a lesser sentence because of the 'contributions' they might hypothetically make, one day.  I don't care what he  might do, but rather what he  did do.  He murdered two people.
 
2013-06-19 02:09:28 PM  

Somaticasual: In fairness, at least this one got jailtime. The blond girl in Austin, however, was a travesty of justice. Left the girl to die on the side of the road while she went home and "slept it off" => innocent.


You mean this one?

AUSTIN (KXAN) - Gabrielle Nestande will serve 180 days in jail in the May 2011 hit-and-run death of Courtney Griffin, Judge Karen Sage ruled Monday.
The judge also ruled that the 25-year-old former state Capitol aide must write a letter of apology to the Griffin family and pay a $10,000 fine. Also, if she violates the terms of the 10-year probation -- which includes drinking or taking illegal drugs -- Nestande will go to prison, Sage said.
 
2013-06-19 02:09:33 PM  

gfid: labman: 60 whole days. Wow.

How about this, chop off one of his hands and tell him if he's ever caught drinking and driving, he loses the other one.

Move to Saudi Arabia.

If he had crossed over the center line while sober you'd be saying what a tragedy it must be for this young man to have to live with knowing he killed 2 people.

What the linked article fails to mention is that this was a plea bargain.  It also fails to mention that it occurred in a construction zone which caused opposing lanes of traffic to be right next to each other.  And what of his 3 passengers? Should they not bear some responsibility too?

And of course, his sentence is not just 60 days.  There's more to it than that.

/just playing devil's advocate.


Personally, I'd say if he was sober and killed two people with his car, then perhaps he shouldn't have a license to drive. If he was drunk, definitely not. He's already proven himself unable to handle the responsibility, so how many more people does he get to kill before they take it away? No article I've read about this mentioned one word about revocation of his license.

And if I were one of the victim's family, the outburst would have been inside the court, not outside. Fark contempt of court, that sentence is contemptible.
 
2013-06-19 02:12:19 PM  
Of course the sentence is ridiculously light.

However, the REAL hypocrisy here is that the outrage is coming from a site populated by people that think random DUI checkstops and pre-set BAC limits are unconstitutional.
 
2013-06-19 02:20:10 PM  

mattharvest: SheltemDragon: On the one hand, grad student. Theoretically amoung our best and the brightest. So trashing that future due to a reckless moment (I didn't see anything about this being a pattern behavior), irregardless of the damage all ready done is heaping harm on top of harm for society. And yesm the loss of two parents is a great amount of harm.

On still another hand, "irregardless" isn't a word, and murderers shouldn't walk free.  It find the idea of letting someone who is at fault in someone else's death in this way out at all to be disgusting.  If you accidentally kill someone in a way that is wholly due to your decision to break the law, it should always mean decades in jail (to me).  He chose to drive drunk.  He gambled on these people's lives, and they lost.  There's no reason he shouldn't lose, too.

Yes I'm being snarky about the 'irregardless' thing, and I know that's not a big deal.  I'm more bothered by the idea that someone should get a lesser sentence because of the 'contributions' they might hypothetically make, one day.  I don't care what he  might do, but rather what he  did do.  He murdered two people.


You should note that I'm honestly more concerned that he has the potential, if he has his degree and isn't already wealthy, for the victims families to get restitution out of him. Throwing him in jail long term pretty much destroys any hope of that. Yes, its blood money in a way, but there are children that no longer have parents to provide for them.

/and your right, irregardless isn't quite proper English, even if it is in several dictionaries. I just like it better.
 
2013-06-19 02:22:08 PM  

Scrounger: Somaticasual: In fairness, at least this one got jailtime. The blond girl in Austin, however, was a travesty of justice. Left the girl to die on the side of the road while she went home and "slept it off" => innocent.

You mean this one?

AUSTIN (KXAN) - Gabrielle Nestande will serve 180 days in jail in the May 2011 hit-and-run death of Courtney Griffin, Judge Karen Sage ruled Monday.
The judge also ruled that the 25-year-old former state Capitol aide must write a letter of apology to the Griffin family and pay a $10,000 fine. Also, if she violates the terms of the 10-year probation -- which includes drinking or taking illegal drugs -- Nestande will go to prison, Sage said.


Yep, nestande. I guess I was unaware she had gotten some sort of probation deal, but in fairness that's still as light of a punishment as she could have gotten.

//granted, fark's resident alchoholics might disagree on the no-drinking punishment front..
 
2013-06-19 02:25:41 PM  

Highroller48: Of course the sentence is ridiculously light.

However, the REAL hypocrisy here is that the outrage is coming from a site populated by people that think random DUI checkstops and pre-set BAC limits are unconstitutional.


This guy killed 2 people and got off easy so everyone is guilty of drunk driving...or something.
 
2013-06-19 02:29:28 PM  
/and your right, irregardless isn't quite proper English, even if it is in several dictionaries. I just like it better.

Um.. I don't think you should be commenting on the use of proper English...
 
2013-06-19 02:30:10 PM  
or the proper use of English, for that matter.
 
2013-06-19 02:37:09 PM  
I fully support death penalty for alcohol related traffic fatalities.
People getting years for having a botanical, yet this a$$-hat
walks with 60 days a community service. Screw this nation.

http://archive.saferchoice.org/
 
2013-06-19 02:39:28 PM  
1. Be rich.
2. Be white.
3. Hire a damned good lawyer.

That combination will get you out of almost anything.
 
2013-06-19 02:40:32 PM  
Does not approve.
 
2013-06-19 02:41:48 PM  
Lets try this again.

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Does not approve.
 
2013-06-19 02:42:26 PM  

meanmutton: A (criminal defense)  lawyer friend of mine once said that if you're going to murder someone, run them over with your car and then quickly down a pint of vodka, be sure to be the one to call the cops, and be performing CPR on them when the cops get there.


In Texas you just shoot them and then plant your wallet on the body.
 
2013-06-19 02:43:47 PM  
 
2013-06-19 02:54:52 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: meanmutton: A (criminal defense)  lawyer friend of mine once said that if you're going to murder someone, run them over with your car and then quickly down a pint of vodka, be sure to be the one to call the cops, and be performing CPR on them when the cops get there.

In Texas you just shoot them and then plant your wallet on the body.


In Florida you can just "stand your ground" against that pedestrian crossing the street where you're trying to drive.
 
2013-06-19 03:02:33 PM  
What is the difference between killing two people when sober and killing two people when drunk?  Some might say 'there is no difference; the person responsible for doing this is demonstrating an equal lack of self-control in either instance because in both instances the "judgement call" led to equal results."

But a more advanced, rational thinker would understand that the brain does not function in the same way when under the influence of alcohol, therefore the individual cannot be held responsible to the same degree as a sober murderer.

To which some troglodyte might respond "If alcohol can lead to an impairment so significant that it becomes a public, lethal threat, then alcohol should be regulated to the same degree as other potentially lethal threats, like gun ownership or criminal history."

To which our enlightened scion would contemptuously point out the foolishness of that argument by saying "Everyone (including myself) gets drunk, so therefore it should not be held in the same light because I do it and I like it so it's not bad."

Which is what every argument boils down to in the end; "Don't restrict things I like to do; ban things I don't do."
 
2013-06-19 03:05:18 PM  
Hey, come on!  He was a nice white boy!  Poor guy has suffered enough.

Seriously, though, fark this judge.
 
2013-06-19 03:07:31 PM  

bbfreak: Lets try this again.

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Does not approve.


What's the story with this girl?
 
2013-06-19 03:25:37 PM  

Mentalenemasquad: bbfreak: Lets try this again.

[img.fark.net image 600x250]
Does not approve.

What's the story with this girl?


She's a character in a movie called Another Earth. She has a similar incident while drunk/driving/.
 
2013-06-19 03:36:10 PM  
FTFA: "Riley County Division I Judge John Bosch gave Theurer a downward departure - meaning a sentence less than the statutory minimum sentence - because he believes the incident was atypical."

Yeah, this guy has probably driven while shiatfaced drunk tons of times without killing two people. He's only killed two people once. So, no biggie.
 
2013-06-19 03:46:52 PM  

bbfreak: Lets try this again.

[img.fark.net image 600x250]
Does not approve.


Is she going to tell us how to open the Vault on Pandora?
 
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