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(Uproxx)   HOO BOY, Paula Deen done buttered herself into a corner   (uproxx.com ) divider line
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22098 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jun 2013 at 2:52 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-19 01:38:38 PM  
I bet she wanted the black men to dress as slaves so she could pretend she was Massa's wife, grab a stick of butter, lube up her anus, and...

...well, we all know where this is going, don't we?
 
2013-06-19 01:41:24 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I bet she wanted the black men to dress as slaves so she could pretend she was Massa's wife, grab a stick of butter, lube up her anus, and...

...well, we all know where this is going, don't we?


A proctological examination?
 
2013-06-19 01:42:22 PM  

Cythraul: FirstNationalBastard: I bet she wanted the black men to dress as slaves so she could pretend she was Massa's wife, grab a stick of butter, lube up her anus, and...

...well, we all know where this is going, don't we?

A proctological examination?


Of a sort.
 
2013-06-19 02:02:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I bet she wanted the black men to dress as slaves so she could pretend she was Massa's wife, grab a stick of butter, lube up her anus, and...

...well, we all know where this is going, don't we?


yep
me wishing I never clicked on this thread...
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 02:04:52 PM  
I never would have guessed it.
 
2013-06-19 02:05:09 PM  
Did she eat the corner afterward?
 
2013-06-19 02:09:24 PM  
#paulasbestdishes on twitter:

Don't Worry I Hate Jews Too Casserole

Some of My Best Friends are Black-Eyed Peas

Brown Vs Board of Ed Creme Brûlée

"I Want My Country Back" Ribs
 
2013-06-19 02:13:12 PM  

Blues_X: #paulasbestdishes on twitter:

Don't Worry I Hate Jews Too Casserole

Some of My Best Friends are Black-Eyed Peas

Brown Vs Board of Ed Creme Brûlée

"I Want My Country Back" Ribs


All of those were tweeted from her Blackbarry.

Barry then apologized for taking so long to type them.
 
2013-06-19 02:16:06 PM  
It's as if she assumes that it is still 1955 when she gets up in the morning.

The Food Network must be so proud
 
2013-06-19 02:22:14 PM  
img.fark.net

Listen, Paula, fat, racist, and high on butter is no way to go through life.
 
2013-06-19 02:24:16 PM  

Happy Juneteenth!

 
2013-06-19 02:24:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I bet she wanted the black men to dress as slaves so she could pretend she was Massa's wife, grab a stick of butter, lube up her anus, and...

...well, we all know where this is going, don't we?


YouPorn?
 
2013-06-19 02:56:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I bet she wanted the black men to dress as slaves so she could pretend she was Massa's wife, grab a stick of butter, lube up her anus, and...

...well, we all know where this is going, don't we?


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 02:56:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 02:56:40 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I bet she wanted the black men to dress as slaves so she could pretend she was Massa's wife, grab a stick of butter, lube up her anus, and...

...well, we all know where this is going, don't we?


He fixes the cable?
 
2013-06-19 02:57:19 PM  
what a coincidence, I'm going to need lots of BUTTER on my popcorn for this thread....
 
2013-06-19 02:58:42 PM  
Last Tango in Paris, Texas.
 
2013-06-19 02:58:56 PM  
I note the "reporting" newspaper is the National Enquirer, but if true, that's pretty sick.
 
2013-06-19 02:58:58 PM  
My fav Paula Deen skit is the SNL update with Seth Meyers and Kristen Wiig as Paula. It cracks me every time.
 
2013-06-19 02:58:59 PM  
It's not racist when we do it.
 
2013-06-19 02:59:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I bet she wanted the black men to dress as slaves so she could pretend she was Massa's wife, grab a stick of butter, lube up her anus, and...

...well, we all know where this is going, don't we?


She...folds the laundry?
 
2013-06-19 02:59:30 PM  
You can sue someone for using the N-word?

Nice.
 
2013-06-19 02:59:39 PM  
This isn't news.  Anyone who's been to Savannah knows she's a foul mouthed chain smoking jerk.
 
2013-06-19 02:59:50 PM  

roflmaonow: My fav Paula Deen skit is the SNL update with Seth Meyers and Kristen Wiig as Paula. It cracks me every time.


Forgot to add my fav line "booter and oyel y'all"
 
2013-06-19 03:00:21 PM  
I had some respect for Miss Deen for building her 'empire' from the sheer determination of a newly-single mother and her love of cooking. Now she done gone and killed all that.
 
2013-06-19 03:01:02 PM  
<b>FTFA</b>: <i>

When asked by Lisa's Atlanta-based attorney if she'd ever used the N-word, Paula responded, "Yes, of course," and gave examples of times she used the offensive term.

Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/06/paula-deens-deposition-racist-jokes-t he-n-word-and-more/#ixzz2WgqGLXrU">http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/06/p aula-deens-deposition-racist-jokes-t he-n-word-and-more/#ixzz2WgqGLXrU </i>

You know... that actually makes me believe whatever else she says.  Remember that whole deal with the OJ trial and and that detective that said he'd never used the "N-word"? People were going "well of COURSE he wouldn't admit that" or "He should have said 'probably'" and other derp along those lines?  Well... she did.  I'm a little happy she didn't paint herself into a corner with that.

/she's still an emberassment to the south
 
2013-06-19 03:01:27 PM  
Who?
 
2013-06-19 03:02:42 PM  

Daraymann: You can sue someone for using the N-word?

Nice.


Sexual and racial harassment in the work place isn't pleasant.
 
2013-06-19 03:02:53 PM  

mike_d85: <b>FTFA</b>: <i>


That did not go well.
 
2013-06-19 03:03:19 PM  
I'm thinking about the sauce.
 
2013-06-19 03:03:52 PM  
Well, bless her cholesterol-laden heart.
 
2013-06-19 03:03:59 PM  
that slave remark, woah look foward to your bank account getting smaller.

The brother sounds like a good time coke & porn & sexual harassment. yee haw.

/why do Hispanics use the n-word the most?
 
2013-06-19 03:04:32 PM  

Daraymann: You can sue someone for using the N-word?

Nice.


There goes the hip-hop industry.
 
2013-06-19 03:06:20 PM  
justanotherfarkinfarker:
/why do Hispanics use the n-word the most?

I'm not sure if this is a rhetorical question or a joke...
 
2013-06-19 03:06:31 PM  
Guess who hates cocoa butter, ya'll?
 
2013-06-19 03:06:34 PM  
I was never a fan of Uproxxx until I read that disclaimer before the story. I very much appreciated that it was emphatic for those who didn't know better, and BEFORE the report.

/no snark right now
 
2013-06-19 03:07:36 PM  
An old lady from the south might be a racist? Ya right National Enquirer, like I'm going to believe that.
 
2013-06-19 03:07:36 PM  
Not only is she racist, her restaurant in Savannah sucks, try Mrs. Wilkes Boarding House instead.
 
2013-06-19 03:08:17 PM  

Daraymann: You can sue someone for using the N-word?

Nice.


Nooooo, but you can sue if you work for someone who lets their racial animus effect the terms and conditions of your employment.

It could serve as relevant evidence of their motivation if you can show that when they aren't screaming the n-word at you, they are asking you to dress like a slave.

Difficult concept, I know. Glad I could clear that up for you.
 
2013-06-19 03:08:57 PM  
You know who else...
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2013-06-19 03:09:12 PM  

Daraymann: You can sue someone for using the N-word?

Nice.


You can if it creates a hostile work environment. You'd have a hard time with that one though if your boss isn't a white person.
 
2013-06-19 03:10:09 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: Who?


Exactly, sir.
 
2013-06-19 03:10:17 PM  
The N-word according to Paula is "Nutritious".
 
2013-06-19 03:10:44 PM  
 
2013-06-19 03:11:08 PM  
Some of her best friends are butter.
 
2013-06-19 03:11:23 PM  

Twilight Farkle: [img.fark.net image 425x320]

Listen, Paula, fat, racist, and high on butter is no way to go through life.


Actually she's not nearly as big as she used to be, she's lost a lot of weight recently.

My band was playing at her restaurant (Uncle Bubba's) last Friday, and she came in.  During a break I went over and had a chat with her.  I know NOTHING about the lawsuit mentioned in the article, but she was very nice to me, pretty much the way she appears on TV.

/on a side note...the GM at that place is African American
 
2013-06-19 03:11:58 PM  
Can't people just leave this poor woman alone? Sh's the national treasure who gave us the greatest recipe EVAR!
 
2013-06-19 03:12:05 PM  
I don't know much about her bio but her sons don't look like they're related.
 
2013-06-19 03:13:06 PM  
Anyone that believes the farking Inquirer should have their breathing privileges revoked because they are too stupid to use them wisely.
 
2013-06-19 03:13:24 PM  

Daraymann: You can sue someone for using the N-word?

Nice.


Nobody saw what I did there?  Fark has forsaken me!
 
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