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(BBC)   Judge: "Defendant, you are hereby ordered to never again appear naked in public. And stop taking your clothes off while I'm talking to you, jeez"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-06-19 03:07:27 PM  
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He should wear this - problem solved.
 
2013-06-19 03:08:14 PM  
. 'Bailiff, Whack his pee pee!'"
 
2013-06-19 03:14:36 PM  
I had a bad case of ASBO once...
Once!
 
2013-06-19 03:17:37 PM  

ChipNASA: . 'Bailiff, Whack his pee pee!'"


/came to see Leslie Harwinkle reference
//leaving satisfied
///"wat the hell are you starin' at, ya gol damned facist pig! Ain't ya never seen a *criminal* before?"
 
2013-06-19 03:17:55 PM  
If I had a big ASBO I would flout it.
 
2013-06-19 03:18:29 PM  
Being reasonable, I understand why he can't go around naked.

But, I agree with him. We should be able to.
 
2013-06-19 03:20:50 PM  
It's too late to preface my last comment but I do want to state that I'm not trolling and I'm not starting an argument. I realize we can't go around naked based on current society standards.

I think what I mean to say is that I find it odd that those standards have become so strict. We're born naked and we're simply not allowed to stay that way. That's all I mean.
 
2013-06-19 03:21:29 PM  

Hoblit: Being reasonable, I understand why he can't go around naked.

But, I agree with him. We should be able to.


pretty much this.  I think it'd be pretty much awesome if somehow this became a basic human right in the eyes of the law.
 
2013-06-19 03:26:35 PM  
We are all naked in the eyes of the lord.

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2013-06-19 03:27:34 PM  

Hoblit: It's too late to preface my last comment but I do want to state that I'm not trolling and I'm not starting an argument. I realize we can't go around naked based on current society standards.

I think what I mean to say is that I find it odd that those standards have become so strict. We're born naked and we're simply not allowed to stay that way. That's all I mean.



We're also born without the ability to hold our bladders or to speak.  But we develop those behaviors, because they are valued by society and serve to make life better for all of us.
 
2013-06-19 03:28:46 PM  

reillan: Hoblit: Being reasonable, I understand why he can't go around naked.

But, I agree with him. We should be able to.

pretty much this.  I think it'd be pretty much awesome if somehow this became a basic human right in the eyes of the law.


I would love to agree with you but having seen entirely too many wal mart shoppers I fear if this became a basic right I would end up never eating or leaving my house again...
 
2013-06-19 03:43:16 PM  
You have to admit that it is much more comfortable not wearing pants.
 
2013-06-19 03:46:23 PM  
KISS MY ASBO!
 
2013-06-19 03:51:52 PM  
I am pretty sure a "barefoot all over" society would not be a good idea with our current understandings of good / evil.
 
2013-06-19 03:58:13 PM  

rev. dave: You have to admit that it is much more comfortable not wearing pants.


No, not really. My knees get sore.
 
2013-06-19 04:03:09 PM  
I love naked. In the words of Tommy Pickles, "Nakie is good! Nakie is free! Nakie is nakie!"

Having said that, I do have a few problems with allowing everyone to be happily naked. Mostly public buses. And most public seating areas.

Fark that.
 
2013-06-19 04:13:45 PM  

megarian: I love naked. In the words of Tommy Pickles, "Nakie is good! Nakie is free! Nakie is nakie!"

Having said that, I do have a few problems with allowing everyone to be happily naked. Mostly public buses. And most public seating areas.

Fark that.


I'd be fine with requiring people to bring a towel.
 
2013-06-19 04:17:57 PM  
How many of you are naked now?
 
2013-06-19 04:20:05 PM  

reillan: megarian: I love naked. In the words of Tommy Pickles, "Nakie is good! Nakie is free! Nakie is nakie!"

Having said that, I do have a few problems with allowing everyone to be happily naked. Mostly public buses. And most public seating areas.

Fark that.

I'd be fine with requiring people to bring a towel.


Alright, that works.

Always remember your towel.
 
2013-06-19 04:35:05 PM  
Just make sure your towel isn't high.

In the US we are required to have clothes and health insurance.
 
2013-06-19 04:43:09 PM  
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I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today. And I, for one, am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Hmm? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although, goodness knows, that's bad enough, but animals too. Even cute little doggies and pussycats can't be trusted. Underneath their fur, absolutely naked! And it's not just the quadripeds, neither. Birds too. Yeah! Beneath those fine feathers, birds wear nothing. Nothing at all!
 
2013-06-19 04:45:50 PM  

megarian: Always remember your towel.


Could you just bring a towel, for the times and places when you want to cover your seat? Why do you care what others do?
 
2013-06-19 04:55:20 PM  
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So uh Subby, the judge never actually said what you quoted him as saying did he?
 
2013-06-19 05:05:40 PM  
Eeech!   Banned On The Run & #2, could you please show us what some attractive, naked young ladies would look like?
 
2013-06-19 05:17:24 PM  
It seems like such a waste, for the dude to be sentenced to some six years in prison (in aggregate) over this issue.

Granted, I don't have a problem with requiring people to be clothed in public, but I am sad that none of the earlier interventions (multiple arrests, fines, and short jail stints) did not provide him with enough remediation to accept that while he may think it is his "human right" to be naked, society imposes certain standards and limitations to our freedoms, which need to be respected for society to function adequately.

Just so sad really.
 
2013-06-19 05:33:18 PM  
Truly, a man of convictions.

/nyuk nyuk
 
2013-06-19 05:41:45 PM  

profplump: megarian: Always remember your towel.

Could you just bring a towel, for the times and places when you want to cover your seat? Why do you care what others do?


Good point. And I care because that's a good way to transmit disease. But again, good point.

/always remember to bring my towel
 
2013-06-19 05:46:41 PM  

Hoblit: Being reasonable, I understand why he can't go around naked.

But, I agree with him. We should be able to.


WHY can't he go around naked? Because YOU don't like his looks? What are you ...Muslim?

If there was no laws on nudity, Most everyone would still wear clothes. The ones who don't, to relieve y'alls' health concerns, could be told to stand, or put down protection. Simple as that. This is useless regulation, a remnant of old church thinking, and maybe should be changed. Hell, maybe on occasion, we'd see a nude hottie.
 
2013-06-19 06:02:34 PM  
I hate people like him though. What is he accomplishing but annoying people. He's defective.
 
2013-06-19 06:02:47 PM  

Mikeyworld: Hoblit: Being reasonable, I understand why he can't go around naked.

But, I agree with him. We should be able to.

WHY can't he go around naked? Because YOU don't like his looks? What are you ...Muslim?

If there was no laws on nudity, Most everyone would still wear clothes. The ones who don't, to relieve y'alls' health concerns, could be told to stand, or put down protection. Simple as that. This is useless regulation, a remnant of old church thinking, and maybe should be changed. Hell, maybe on occasion, we'd see a nude hottie.


Problem is, we mostly WOULDN'T see nude hotties. The ones who want most to run around naked are the ones everyone else least wants to see unclothed.
 
2013-06-19 06:51:18 PM  

Hoblit: It's too late to preface my last comment but I do want to state that I'm not trolling and I'm not starting an argument. I realize we can't go around naked based on current society standards.

I think what I mean to say is that I find it odd that those standards have become so strict. We're born naked and we're simply not allowed to stay that way. That's all I mean.


Don't think most intelligent people misunderstood your Weeners.

Seriously? What is the reasoning to prevent people from walking around naked?  You find it disgusting?  What if I find your face disgusting and it is exposed?  Should I legally be able to force you into prison?  This same country has been hell bent on forcing Muslim women to uncover their faces so apparently some "exposure" is okay and accepted even if it is not wanted by the party being forced.  We are obviously only talking about icky exposure of peepee's, bumbum's & hoohoo's.
 
2013-06-19 07:23:54 PM  

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I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today. And I, for one, am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Hmm? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although, goodness knows, that's bad enough, but animals too. Even cute little doggies and pussycats can't be trusted. Underneath their fur, absolutely naked! And it's not just the quadripeds, neither. Birds too. Yeah! Beneath those fine feathers, birds wear nothing. Nothing at all!


www.shopandsave.com.au
 
2013-06-19 10:19:32 PM  
Just resettle the poor guy to Germany.
 
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