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(Reuters)   Caption Obama's sweet, sweet words to Angela Merkel   (s1.reutersmedia.net) divider line 119
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2013-06-19 10:09:03 AM
"Have you ever had a black man...at your back door?"  *strains of Barry White*
 
2013-06-19 10:14:18 AM
"Baby, how about a shoulder rub"
 
2013-06-19 10:15:33 AM
"Bitte, baby...."
 
2013-06-19 10:19:33 AM
"I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're sucking my arm."
 
2013-06-19 10:25:35 AM
"So I heard you talking on the phone last night..."
 
2013-06-19 10:28:22 AM
Mögen Sie dunklem Fleisch?
 
2013-06-19 10:32:23 AM
"Baby, I'll violate your privacy allllllll night..."
 
2013-06-19 10:37:00 AM

HighOnCraic: "I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're sucking my arm."

 
2013-06-19 11:04:37 AM
"If you think that's an O Face, wait until I'm done with you."
 
2013-06-19 11:26:23 AM
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
 
2013-06-19 01:04:21 PM
Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!
 
2013-06-19 02:49:01 PM
Baby please, I am *not* from Havana.

/Rounding out the Blazing Saddles quotes.
 
2013-06-19 03:45:30 PM
My predecessor gave you a backrub.  Now how about a frontrub?
 
2013-06-19 03:46:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!


DjangoStonereaver: "Bitte, baby...."


Those both deserve vote buttons.
 
2013-06-19 03:47:32 PM
(Reposted with Voting on)


"Bitte, baby...."
 
2013-06-19 03:47:40 PM
You know what they say, "Cold hands, Hot Johnson".
 
2013-06-19 03:47:55 PM
12 inches.
 
2013-06-19 03:48:15 PM
"have you ever seen a crisp, $50 bill?"
 
2013-06-19 03:48:15 PM
"Seriously, anyone woman I want. It's on the books and everything, they snuck it in as a footnote on the Louisiana Purchase treaty."
 
2013-06-19 03:48:44 PM
It's twue!  It's twue!
 
2013-06-19 03:49:04 PM
12 inches
 
2013-06-19 03:49:07 PM

Heathen: "have you ever seen a crisp, $50 bill?"


now with more vitamin V!!!
 
2013-06-19 03:49:08 PM
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
/oblig.
 
2013-06-19 03:50:11 PM
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
/ NOW with oblig VOTING!!!
//I didn't want to be left out.
 
2013-06-19 03:50:43 PM
"I'm wearing 'hosen'... with no 'leder'."
 
2013-06-19 03:50:47 PM
Want to see the big dipper tonight?
 
2013-06-19 03:50:49 PM
Like a Pringle's can
 
2013-06-19 03:51:10 PM
Once you go schwarz, they won't hear your farts.
 
2013-06-19 03:51:33 PM
Like a Pringle's can

/Now with voting
 
2013-06-19 03:51:42 PM
"Merkel..isn't that like a wig for 'down there'?"
 
2013-06-19 03:51:57 PM
Schatz, Arbeitslose bringen mich runter
 
2013-06-19 03:52:12 PM
"Why is your hand sticky, President Obama"?

"I just rubbed one off a few minutes ago, while thinking of you"

"Oh.. OH... OH MY... OHHH"
 
2013-06-19 03:52:39 PM
"You may want 8 inches, babe, but i ain't cuttin' it in half for no one."
 
2013-06-19 03:53:40 PM
Mmmmmm, white woman!
 
2013-06-19 03:54:09 PM
"Ausfahrt."
 
2013-06-19 03:54:17 PM

HighOnCraic: Mögen Sie dunklem Fleisch?


Es ist woohr! Es ist woohr!
 
2013-06-19 03:54:21 PM
Wanna see Checkpoint Charlie?
 
2013-06-19 03:54:59 PM
"Mrs. Merkel, tear down those panties."
 
2013-06-19 03:55:48 PM
Baby, let's prove Berlusconi wrong.
 
2013-06-19 03:56:01 PM
Arbeit macht frei, baby.
 
2013-06-19 03:56:11 PM
Would you like to see Checkpoint Charlie?
 
2013-06-19 03:56:44 PM
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
 
2013-06-19 03:56:46 PM
Ich bin ein Fartbongo
 
2013-06-19 03:57:51 PM
So Vladimir Putin, Silvio Berlusconi, and George W. Bush walk into a bar...
 
2013-06-19 03:58:14 PM
"Eight INCHES - not centimeters! Who the f**k uses metric?"
 
2013-06-19 03:58:17 PM
"Putin tells me you got a burndl in your dirndl."
 
2013-06-19 03:58:17 PM
"So, my Teutonic Titwillow, would you like to ride the 'O' train later?"
 
2013-06-19 03:58:42 PM
You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
 
2013-06-19 03:59:05 PM
So I am assuming you are post op..
 
2013-06-19 03:59:18 PM

ThunderPelvis: "Baby, I'll violate your privacy allllllll night..."


This would have gotten my vote......
 
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