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(Reuters)   Caption Obama's sweet, sweet words to Angela Merkel   ( divider line
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2013-06-19 10:09:03 AM  
"Have you ever had a black your back door?"  *strains of Barry White*
2013-06-19 10:14:18 AM  
"Baby, how about a shoulder rub"
2013-06-19 10:19:33 AM  
"I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're sucking my arm."
2013-06-19 10:25:35 AM  
"So I heard you talking on the phone last night..."
2013-06-19 10:28:22 AM  
Mögen Sie dunklem Fleisch?
2013-06-19 10:32:23 AM  
"Baby, I'll violate your privacy allllllll night..."
2013-06-19 10:37:00 AM  

HighOnCraic: "I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're sucking my arm."

2013-06-19 11:04:37 AM  
"If you think that's an O Face, wait until I'm done with you."
2013-06-19 11:26:23 AM  
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
2013-06-19 01:04:21 PM  
Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!
2013-06-19 02:49:01 PM  
Baby please, I am *not* from Havana.

/Rounding out the Blazing Saddles quotes.
2013-06-19 03:45:30 PM  
My predecessor gave you a backrub.  Now how about a frontrub?
2013-06-19 03:47:32 PM  
(Reposted with Voting on)

"Bitte, baby...."
2013-06-19 03:47:40 PM  
You know what they say, "Cold hands, Hot Johnson".
2013-06-19 03:47:55 PM  
12 inches.
2013-06-19 03:48:15 PM  
"have you ever seen a crisp, $50 bill?"
2013-06-19 03:48:15 PM  
"Seriously, anyone woman I want. It's on the books and everything, they snuck it in as a footnote on the Louisiana Purchase treaty."
2013-06-19 03:48:44 PM  
It's twue!  It's twue!
2013-06-19 03:49:04 PM  
12 inches
2013-06-19 03:49:07 PM  

Heathen: "have you ever seen a crisp, $50 bill?"

now with more vitamin V!!!
2013-06-19 03:50:11 PM  
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
/ NOW with oblig VOTING!!!
//I didn't want to be left out.
2013-06-19 03:50:43 PM  
"I'm wearing 'hosen'... with no 'leder'."
2013-06-19 03:50:47 PM  
Want to see the big dipper tonight?
2013-06-19 03:50:49 PM  
Like a Pringle's can
2013-06-19 03:51:10 PM  
Once you go schwarz, they won't hear your farts.
2013-06-19 03:51:33 PM  
Like a Pringle's can

/Now with voting
2013-06-19 03:51:42 PM  
"Merkel..isn't that like a wig for 'down there'?"
2013-06-19 03:51:57 PM  
Schatz, Arbeitslose bringen mich runter
2013-06-19 03:52:12 PM  
"Why is your hand sticky, President Obama"?

"I just rubbed one off a few minutes ago, while thinking of you"

"Oh.. OH... OH MY... OHHH"
2013-06-19 03:52:39 PM  
"You may want 8 inches, babe, but i ain't cuttin' it in half for no one."
2013-06-19 03:53:40 PM  
Mmmmmm, white woman!
2013-06-19 03:54:09 PM  
2013-06-19 03:54:17 PM  

HighOnCraic: Mögen Sie dunklem Fleisch?

Es ist woohr! Es ist woohr!
2013-06-19 03:54:21 PM  
Wanna see Checkpoint Charlie?
2013-06-19 03:54:59 PM  
"Mrs. Merkel, tear down those panties."
2013-06-19 03:55:48 PM  
Baby, let's prove Berlusconi wrong.
2013-06-19 03:56:01 PM  
Arbeit macht frei, baby.
2013-06-19 03:56:11 PM  
Would you like to see Checkpoint Charlie?
2013-06-19 03:56:44 PM  
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
2013-06-19 03:56:46 PM  
Ich bin ein Fartbongo
2013-06-19 03:57:51 PM  
So Vladimir Putin, Silvio Berlusconi, and George W. Bush walk into a bar...
2013-06-19 03:58:14 PM  
"Eight INCHES - not centimeters! Who the f**k uses metric?"
2013-06-19 03:58:17 PM  
"Putin tells me you got a burndl in your dirndl."
2013-06-19 03:58:17 PM  
"So, my Teutonic Titwillow, would you like to ride the 'O' train later?"
2013-06-19 03:58:42 PM  
You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
2013-06-19 03:59:05 PM  
So I am assuming you are post op..
2013-06-19 04:00:20 PM  
"I've got an Oktoberfest in my Lederhosen."
2013-06-19 04:02:46 PM  
This is America. You come to us with your hand outstretched and we grab your wrist and stare you DOWN.
2013-06-19 04:03:51 PM  
"So, your Brandenburg Gate. Do I have to stop for inspection or can I just drive right through?"
2013-06-19 04:05:01 PM  
So, I heard you were Googling "black cocks" yesterday...
2013-06-19 04:05:44 PM  
"The US is a joke, Mr Obama"

"Where are you going? Hold on a sec, biatch. You go drag Boehner and McConnell up and down in Berlin for 5 years and see how things turn out for you."
2013-06-19 04:06:53 PM  
"Badder-Meinhoff? I barely knew her."
2013-06-19 04:08:10 PM  
Your ass smells just like sweet sweet pickles, can I take the collar off now? Boss Lady
2013-06-19 04:08:48 PM  
"Got any Irish in you?"


"Want some?"
2013-06-19 04:10:19 PM  
"Ich bin ein Musliner."
2013-06-19 04:11:33 PM  
"First the handshake, then the creepy neck massage"
2013-06-19 04:12:35 PM  
"Handshake?  I thought the protocol was a shoulder massage?"
2013-06-19 04:13:19 PM  
My wife said yes to the threesome.
2013-06-19 04:13:24 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: (Reposted with Voting on)

"Bitte, baby...."

Let go my arm ...
2013-06-19 04:14:10 PM  
What starts with a B, ends with a J, and has
come down in price 75% in Germany?
2013-06-19 04:14:10 PM  
Keep your friends close, and possible genetic clones of Adolf Hitler closer...
2013-06-19 04:14:15 PM  
"If it wasn't for the US, we'd be talking in Ger- Um, never mind."
2013-06-19 04:15:00 PM  
"I'm three times the man of my predecessor. IYKWIMAITYD."
2013-06-19 04:18:18 PM  
You, me and Michelle.
2013-06-19 04:19:42 PM

"You must have been something before electricity, want to make $14 the hard way?"
2013-06-19 04:20:47 PM  
Y'know, George Bush Sr wasn't the only president with a miltary-grade Schwartzkopf.
2013-06-19 04:21:02 PM  
"No, I said ETHEL. Not Fred.  You look just like Ethel."
2013-06-19 04:22:10 PM  
Did Moe give you that haircut?
2013-06-19 04:22:20 PM  
That's right, I have a big bratwurst.
2013-06-19 04:22:36 PM  
"I'd like to get your Deustchland uber alles me."
2013-06-19 04:25:36 PM  
2013-06-19 04:26:02 PM  
It's twoo. It's twoo!!
2013-06-19 04:26:55 PM  
"I hate these so-called teabaggers. What a bunch of idiots. I'm ashamed to be white. You should drone the fark out of them"

"Actually, I love them. They got me elected and re-elected."
2013-06-19 04:27:54 PM  
Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
2013-06-19 04:27:54 PM  
Want some more "schnitzengruben"?
2013-06-19 04:27:58 PM  
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
2013-06-19 04:34:17 PM  

Walter Paisley: So Vladimir Putin, Silvio Berlusconi, and George W. Bush walk into a bar...

I'll modify this:

"So Vladimir Putin, Silvio Berlusconi, and George W. Bush walk into a bar... Pardon? Oh, you've heard this one before."
2013-06-19 04:41:41 PM  
"Schwarzeneggar, please."
2013-06-19 04:42:36 PM  
"Once you go schwarz, you never go shorts."
2013-06-19 04:43:50 PM  
"Yeah, you heard me.  Qualitative Pleasing."
2013-06-19 04:44:29 PM  
"Everyday I'm trufflin."

2013-06-19 04:45:52 PM  
Merkel: "AH-CHOO"

Obama: "Goes in tight."
2013-06-19 04:49:13 PM  
"I am confident that at this point we have struck the appropriate balance between terror surveillance and protecting people's privacy.  By deleting the nude photos off your phone I think we've done both."
2013-06-19 04:51:33 PM  
Hello Angela.

/too obscure?
2013-06-19 04:53:24 PM  
I'll even be your slave, baby.
2013-06-19 04:54:09 PM  
2013-06-19 04:56:00 PM  
And now, for my next impression,  Jesse Owens!
2013-06-19 05:03:34 PM
"It works every time"
2013-06-19 05:07:37 PM  
Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Sheeee.
2013-06-19 05:21:16 PM  
"This wiener-schnitzel could use a little kraut on it."
2013-06-19 05:22:19 PM  
Excuse me, while I whip this out.

2013-06-19 05:23:14 PM  
2013-06-19 06:14:13 PM  
"The rumors are true."
2013-06-19 06:20:30 PM  
*Smokeless exhale after an Obama's Choom Cheeba hit*

/ cheeba cheeba!
2013-06-19 09:19:36 PM  

rewind2846: Thirty point four eight centimeters of sweet, sweet chocolate, baby...

Frau Merkel, Werden Sie mag meine achthundert Gramm Liebe Muskel?
2013-06-19 09:25:09 PM

"I gotta talk to you. Call it off. There's gonna be an accident! THE ICE is gonna BREAK!"
2013-06-19 09:31:30 PM  
"Say 'What?' again.  I dare you.  I double-dare you, motherf***er.  Say 'What?' one more god***** time!"
2013-06-20 12:30:06 AM  
"I brought the magic suitcase!"
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